User:Grasshopper

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About Me

Alyssa K

I am the ketchup

And a proud member of the snurch

Honoured to be the Muse for Lan 24.2

I like you, I love you, I CTY you!

Classes/Sites

Collegeville/Ursinus:

UNAG.B.19.1

  • Model United Nations and Advanced Geography
  • Taught by Megan Nicholson with TA Erin

Lancaster:

COGN.B.23.2

  • Cognitive Psychology
  • Taught by John “Comma” Price with TA Aliya
  • Schnader 3 with RAs Nia and Joy

Carlisle

LOGC.24.2

  • Logic: Principles of Reasoning
  • Taught by Daniel Maryanovich and TA Trey
  • High Street 2 (Logicology Hall!) with RAs Becca and Fatoumata

Contact Info

If you need to contact me for any reason, here are a few ways! I’d be happy to answer any questions about CTY! I check RealCTY pretty regularly so feel free to write a note on my user page :)

Discord: grasshopper1942

  • I’m on Server 42 (and Locked Out of The Quad) as Alyssa K

Email: watermelontaco22@gmail.com

Memories

CGV 19.2

  • "I am the Ketchup" song
  • Doing handstands and also arm-wrestling during those long periods on the weekends where no one was there for some reason
  • Talking to the Pizza Guy in the cafeteria
  • Making Swamp Water Concoctions with the soda machine


LAN 23.2

  • Playing board games on the first day with Schnader 3
  • Calling our teacher "John Comma" to the point where I can't remember his last name
  • Making a psychology-inspired Bohemian Rhapsody with Josie
  • Sitting in a circle outside on the grass, 10 feet apart, with double masks on, because that's how paranoid we got with our little covid epidemic
  • Making the Margarita song (A covid-informational parody of One Margarita)
  • Learning to rave, and finally getting two-beat and three-beat after trying for so long
  • Late nights talking/playing games in Josie or Rayne's room with my hallmates
  • Making even worse Swamp Water Soda abominations (such as my attempt to make purple by mixing a blue drink and red jello and then drinking it)
  • Looking for 12-person tables in the cafeteria
  • Love-Tape Day and collecting tape-marriage rings
  • The great Fire Alarm Fiasco and splashing in the puddles outside in the thunderstorm
  • Sprinting to high-jump onto my bed while the lights turned off, so that my lovely roommate Charlotte could rest
  • Mao games with rules that kept getting funnier and funnier

CAR 24.2

  • The return of the Hippo Hat for CTY Halloween
  • Joining the Cult of the Rain God (PTR!)
  • Losing the Game and then immediately Praising the Rain
  • Being aware of Serena’s existence
  • Hiding directly behind Serena for as long as she wasn’t aware of MY existence
  • Discovering the Jessica Lore after she disappeared in the elevator.
  • Gaybling
  • Finally learning to play ERS

Passionfruit Speech

August 2nd, 2024

to be transcribed soon