User:Yulia

And so this doesn't get insta-deleted by Max, HI I'm Yulia Korovikov!

I went to LAN 06.2 as my squirrel year and Im a 2 year tragedy so my next year will be my last (nooo)

I took Ancient Greek 1 with a bunch of cool people and I was in Atlee2!

My passionfruit speech was basically what Im saying here cause its so much easier to sum it up.

Lots of inside jokes, I <3 cloudwatching forever and ever. Umm, moroccan man slaves radiating sunlight, christ and rachel naked with a cow, tickling christ (ahh so much fun, he squeaks!), "hey frank", random fun memories.

Oh and next year Im going to Lan 07.2 and Im taking PHILOMINDDDD :D Theres a (relatively) full list of what course LAN.07.2-ers are taking on facebook :D

Lan.2.07

Philosophy of the mind B!

I had an amazing class with Dr. Uffy and George (gayorg <3) My hall was basically the dream hall, perfect in every way, and my roommate rocked sooo much.

Uhh...I had an incredible year. I had an entire journal about my trip, I'll probably end up writing it all up eventually, but for now, I'll not.

I lurve yous alls!

CTY 2007 Journal

I kept this journal during Philomind B (Lancaster 2007, 2nd session). Every night after lights out I would write what happened that day. Realize that I'm going to cut out 1/2 of whats actually in the journal for reasons of my own privacy or others. *All spelling mistakes and grammatical mistakes are what I wrote in the journal (for example layed instead of laid), and I realize I use the word "So" quite a lot*

My Last First Day; Sunday July 15, 2007

So today was (sadly)my last first day ='(. Yea, so I woke up at like 9am, then took my stuff downstairs, said bye to mom and went to dads. I said bye to Knopka, dani, vicky, and zayatz, and we went on our merry way. So drove for 2 1/2 hours to get to Lancaster, and along the way we realized that we forgot my duct tape dress. Oh well ;\, dad'll mail it to me! So we get to registration and we see my old Greek teacher and she remembered my name =D. My I lose Moo finger job shirt was a hit =D. So we register and see people and hug and stuff and we talked to a funny academic counsler (later learned his name was Jesse, get to that soon...ish). So I get to my room (SSchnader16; basement) and learn my roommate is named Erika and she already unpacked. So I then see people I know (like Izzy and emily whose room is next to mine and briana whose room is next to theirs). So then we see ellie and I give her a hug and it was fun.

Then we (me + dad) go eat a bit and get books ($144!) And I find more people like laney and yea. So we go back to the dorm where I really meet Erika (I saw her in the caf but it was like "Hi I'm your roommate") So she's small, thin, blond frizzy-ish hair. She seems nice but also pretty innocent. She's a 16 y/o 2 year tragedy like me. She likes HP and I think we'll get along fine =D. So dad leaves, and I go meet eli and ellie and mucho other people to eat eli's bday cake in his room. So we go and eat cake with our ID cards. So then hall meeting, our RA is Stacey, and our hall is basically split into my group (inc. erika) and another 4 person group. Oh, and ellie transfered to our hall although she's still in Philomind A.

Oh, I forgot the pie bit. So Rachel owed me a pie from me getting her a bday present. So she gave it to me while I was in the caf w/dad and its this gorgeous apple pie (sitting on hte AC being refridgerated now) and I saw Max Wang too and tons of others and I plan on being an alcover this year. I ended up giving rachel 3 goodbye hugs after cake at eli's. Oh, forgot to mention, no squirrels in our hall. So right, after hall meeting we went on a tour of campus and we were being pretty loud but I mean we all knew where the mailbox was, we didn't need to be here. Then after the tour we were really thirsty so we were like who wants to go to the caf? say "I", ok lets go, and Stacey screamed "Stop! Go back to the hall NOW! Until dinner!" So we went back quietly, and yea, we ended up leaving our room in like 10 min to go to izzy's/emily's room. BTW I was bringing erika w/me everywhere cause shes cool.

So dinner, we sat together, then camp meeting in the ASFC (assfuck) where we "met" our new camp supervisor who seemed super cool. Also this was when we learned Jesse's name. Long story short, me and ellie picked the same day (July 21, harry potter 7 day) and lost frank $80 =D. Then we leave, and go w/our instructor to take a "qualifying" exam. Kinda just to see where we were knowledge wise, knew nothing but hey thats ok. Our professor's name is Mark Uffelman and TA is George. They both seem really fun =D. So we get to the quad and I talk to laney and cedilla and everyone, it was fun being known. I told everyone to wear HP to friday dance (oh and before erika was like I thikn theres an HP dance on friday and I said heh, thats funny, I organized it on facebook and she said I dont even have a facebook so my message got around!) So then we played silent football and I got Kib to play, I knew him last year as Iced tea man, because he always had a huge jug of it. He looks like heath ledger in 10 things I hate about you, and I told him its a good thing cause hes cute in that movie :P. Then we went to dorms, did a meeting, signed up for activities (Im doing acting improv and this nomore only CTY tradition discussion thing [really excited]) and then bed. Night!

My Last Real First Day; Monday July 16, 2007

Wake up at 7:15, get up at 7:30, breakfast at 7:45. Then we played with bubbles outside. God this seems like such a long time ago! Then we went to class! (refer to classroom materials). Mark defined different types philosophy and we played handman for the word knowledge. We also talked about the pixies, and Vin and Noelle switched nametags so Mark called Vin Noelle all the time and Izzy was like "Wait, did you guys switch names?" and Vin was like (sarcastically) "no". So Izzy said "haha I thought our teacher was retarded or something!" Then we read Nietzche and Plato and did logic puzzles. Dave was amazing at them. And me and will debated on the existence of peach pie and Hobbes/Locke.

Then we went to lunch (ate in alcove, yay) and after we attempted a game of silent football but a guy went into the middle (John) and instead of pushing him out, some people attacked him (jihad gone wrong) and Frank Wang was like "NO! Disband!" So back to class time! Then we read more Plato and more logic. Then activities! So AI was funny, but not amazing. So for 2nd activity, we talked to the site director. He believes in traditions. He said he'll pay for all passionfruit drinks and is much more lax on rules (like raving and PDA rules). They got stuff for ASFC dances (For when it rains or otherwise). They got like discoballs, and club lights and other stuff that I just don't remember.

Then after that, we ate dinner and that failed silent football game was actually now (oops) and we had a fake grass orgy. So we just layed down on the grass in rows not touched, and Frank Wang came over and did a thumbs up and said good job =D. Then bugs were eating us so we went to atleedubbs3. So it was remodelled and it looks like a 1960s coca cola bar. It has neon lights, red paint, cool couches and chairs and booths and posters and mirrors and a magic coca cola machine. So I think Max Wang asked if the machine worked so I just clicked any button and out popped a diet coke can and 40 cents and I put nothing in, it was magically.

Then to study hall. So we had to read all 76 pages of "Can Animals and Machines Be Persons?" I was on 28 at half time and 59 at end. Oh well. So thats ok.

Then quad. Umm there was human bingo; I was used as one of the spots(?) for talking to the site director and the RA was like (to make sure we werent lying) grilling us about it. Like she asked a bilingual kid to say something in the other language and me "What did you talk about?" and so I said "Umm..uhhhm...I was with the nomore talk..." and then she became super nice again. Ok whatever.

Then we went to the hall, had a meeting, watched Izzy and emily try to rearrange furniture, and bed. Oh, and I called Julie and said happy birthday and yea =D. Night!

My Super Awkward Day; Tuesday July 17, 2007

So yea, um...Right! Morning wake up take pie. Breakfast give pie to hall and eat with fingers. Take pie outside and share. Give pie to George (our TA) w/izzy sad face and me saying 'We worked on it all night and we left it in noelle and briana's room, and we dont know what happennnneddd!" and then with noelle popping up with pie in her mouth. George was like 'I think you ate it", 'why would we eat something we made for you!' and he took it and gave it to acid who gave it to someone else. Then we did stuff I don't remember (notes), then lunch, then more class with a feminism debate, then AI which sucked a bit. Then yoga! So the kid Gavin from online (like Colin's friend) and so he was funny and cute and we flirted I guess.

Then we left to dinner, then we (jeff cedilla laney max and others) went to atlee3. Then to study hall to read evil descartes which was dull and boring and repetitive and deathly and gross. So now! Quad time. *Im skipping a lot here, so haha for you! Some people do know the story that happens here, and they know why Im skipping it.*

Halloween!; Wednesday July 18, 2007

Wake up, figure out what to wear, end up being a fairy (wings, white tank, jeans). Oh right, last night me and erika talked until ~12am. Yea, she was awesomely nice =D. Izzy was a catholic school girl, briana super jew, erika post card, eli and noelle mime like dresden doll songs. Then class (notes), lunch where I ate a tiny slice of pizza (and I had a pear for breakfast cause I keep feeling like I'm gonna throw up :\), and went outside.

Oh, and after breakfast we played silent football where noelle (hallucination) took off laney's bra (laney was a heidi stripper), and jeff (mr. dictator) was like all players must raise both hands above their head or recieve 5 immediate pennance points. So noelle jumped on laney's lap so we couldnt see anything. Back to class after lunch (oh and I can finally open my mailbox [and if I didn't say it before, a few days ago, Monday? tuesday?, my glowbracelets came] but I didnt have mail :( ).

Then dinner and a game of never have I ever (both me and jeff had 6 points and I've never kissed anyone :P). Whatever, then study hall where on the way we tried to blend in w/ the other classes but a TA was like wait, whose your TA? And we ignored her and she said "thanks for ignoring me" so I turned around (w/chelsea) and said "his name is George and we think 1/2 the class left already so we're trying to catch up" and she was just like "oh, ok, sorry" it was beautiful. Then we read more descartes stuff. Oh and we argued w/poof (chris) on the fact that religion =/= culture, b/c he thought that jew was religion only, not culture and it was impossible. and dave showed us the hitler rap which is like "I'm going to scindlers party and Im on the A list" and "I raise my left hand and party people go Heillll", it was pretty funny. Oh and blammo starts tomorrow morning, my target is sarah hackney. shes an alcover. I really hope I stay in =\. Oh well. I'm super tired.

PS forgot to mention, during AI we did party quirks and I was Jeff Sachs so I put my hair in my tank top and was explaining how to play, like, park bench, and the guy was like "Are you a control freak?" so I sorta looked at jeff and half laughed and like 2 game explanations later he said "ohh, you're jeff!"

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(PS I like my page the way it is, thanks)

I have just self-proclaimed myself off-on-a-tangent girl! Rahh!!

BOOBS!

(haha, you said boobs~Yulia)

hey! Im being spoken for when Im not saying it! even though I would have said that lol HI PEOPLE I LOSE MOO FJ ~Yulia

(She's really just kidding. She's the only one who ever puts anything on this page. She also enjoys speaking in third person. ~ Yulia)

lies!! all lies and blasphemy! ~Yulia

Why would I delete your page? --Max W. 20:19, 22 August 2006 (MST)

Cause its a load of nothing, duh :P ~Yulia

I don't care what you put on your userpage; however, I do care if you're impersonating other people by making accounts for them and/or making userpages in the first person.

Eh, rachel is making hers, I put a disclaimer on the bottom of christ's and I dont make accounts for people cause then I'd know their passwords and not them :P ~Yulia

YULIA. IS. A. BITCH. FACE.--Jeff Sachs 23:34, 4 August 2007 (PDT)

Did you or anyone you know have Maddie as an RA? -Zev

Maddie was my co! i loff her. and yulia is the CUTEST MOST ADORABLE BITCHFACE EVER. the end. -EB