Talk:Silent Football

Max Wang feels that shrugging a shrotum or shrotumming a shrug is like dividing 42 by 0.

Am I the only one slightly offended by Jihading in Silent football?

No, you're not. Jihading is not at all within the spirit of Silent Football, but some find it funny.

A jihad is a religious war. Hence, if we liken the Universe to a religion, a holy war is perfectly acceptable. The term jihad does not have to refer to the way it has been used recently.

First, how does one liken the Universe to a religion? Even if one does, that doesn't make a "war" acceptable. Jihads often have a violent tone, which isn't really necessary. I can see the need for some sort of way of asking permission to respond to a hallucination (though one could just plain ask) if the hallucination does something over the line, such as pouring soda on one's head. But that doesn't mean one can turn around and beat the kid up.

Actually Jihad means struggle not war and there are two type the inner jihad and the world jihad. Also Adam said it there is never reason to Jihad if someone is touching you or bugging you tooo much you are allowed to interact with them. The Jihad is silly and potentially dangerous

As long as it's not too violent, a jihad is a good way to stop people from interfering with the game, although I do agree with Adam and the others here that very violent jihads are a really, really bad idea. The threat of licking would also work.

About the grass.

I ate LAN grass nearly every day 07.2, especially during Silent Football because I would eat it too fast for Mr. Dictator to punish me for picking it up. Eventually I got her to consider it food and I was allowed to circumvent the rule entirely.

Anyway, to make a long story short, the pesticides are addictive, physically, and probably mentally as well. But I found them very tasty.

(For self-esteem purposes I won't sign this)

I heard the little white stemmy part at the bottom tastes better, and hasn't been touched by pesticides. I ate it quite a bit but no one ever told me about the food rule. I can't tell left from right and totally did the Shrotum wrong every time. We were studying astronomy in school and my science teacher was like: "What's outside the universe?" and I wanted to say "hallucinations" sooooo bad...