Difference between revisions of "Sweet Transvestite"
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| − | [[Sweet Transvestite]] follows [[The Time Warp]] on [[Second Saturday]] as part of the Rocky Horror | + | [[Sweet Transvestite]] follows [[The Time Warp]] on [[Second Saturday]] as part of the [[Rocky Horror Picture Show]] festivities at Lancaster. |
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| − | < | + | '''[Frank]:''' How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman.<br /> |
| + | He's just a little brought down because when you knocked<br /> | ||
| + | He thought you were the candyman.<br /> | ||
| + | Don't get strung out by the way that I look,<br /> | ||
| + | Don't judge a book by its cover.<br /> | ||
| + | I'm not much of a man by the light of day,<br /> | ||
| + | But by night I'm one hell of a lover. | ||
| + | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | ||
| − | + | So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.<br /> | |
| − | + | You look like you're both pretty groovy.<br /> | |
| − | + | Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,<br /> | |
| − | + | We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. | |
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| − | I'm | + | '''[Brad]:''' I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br /> |
| + | We're both in a bit of a hurry. | ||
| − | + | '''[Janet]:''' Right! | |
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| − | + | '''[Brad]:''' We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.<br /> | |
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We don't want to be any worry. | We don't want to be any worry. | ||
Revision as of 10:29, 1 July 2008
Sweet Transvestite follows The Time Warp on Second Saturday as part of the Rocky Horror Picture Show festivities at Lancaster.
Lyrics
[Frank]: How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
[Brad]: I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
[Janet]: Right!
[Brad]: We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
[Frank]: So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
Hey, Hey, I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
[spoken by Frank]: So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...
[Audience]: Say it! Say it, Master!
[Frank]: pation!
[Audience]: What's masterpation?
[Frank]: But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
[Audience]: Unless we're in Mayser! (LAN 06.2)
[Frank]: So I'll remove the cause
[Audience]: What about the symptom?
[Frank]: but not the symptom.
