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| − | '''Dermot Patrick Aloysius Michael Curtain''' (also known as Dermont Curtit) was an RA at [[Loudonville]] in 07.1 and 07.2 and at [[Lancaster]] in 08.1 and 08.2. Through a yet unexplained phenomenon he became somewhat of a hero to many a CTY student. He is best known for his unorthodox antics and his constantly changing appearance.
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| − | At Loudonville, he was known for putting on Beyoncé music and running up and down the hallway in a giant yellow hat for hall meetings. It was also at Loudonville where "the Dermites", a cult dedicated to Dermot and his magical bowler derby hat (rivaling the Slushites of Meng) were founded. The Dermites are not extinct to the present day.
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| − | '''PAST HIGH PRIESTESSES:'''
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| − | ''2007 - Catrina Doxsee''
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| − | ''2008 - Katelin Schutz''
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| − | ''Eternal Highest Priestess - Julie (not Julia) Leghorn''
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| − | Dermot is somewhat of a chameleon and has taken on many personas, including Dennis Kent (Superman's powerless brother, the Kents' biological child, also known as The Dork Knight), Olmec (from Legends of the Hidden Temple), Amishguy, Todd the yuppie, Waterfall (from Hippie Freakout and Smile Time hour), The Dork Lord, and Ken (as in, Barbie). Dermot also discovered Seymour the Unicorn in his second session's hall bathroom, whereupon he wrote ballads of praise and led an activity dedicated to appreciating this amazing cardboard beast constructed from pizza boxes and duct tape (its head was later brought to his room and left on his pillow as a parody of "The Godfather"). Seymour's present whereabouts are unknown. He was last spotted in the bathroom of the Lancaster Waffle House. In addition, Dermot is himself quite skilled with a guitar and performed Space Oddity with Sarah Hackney at the 08.2 staff talent show, and introduced the song simply entitled "Plant Man" to CTY Lancaster.
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| − | Dermot's signature pose is standing with his hands on his hips, which he does as often as necessary, which, of course, is ALWAYS. Another one of his iconic symbols is his circular "John Lennon" styled glasses, which are now in the possession of Sarah Hackney. (and the other were... given... to Julie Leghorn)
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| − | As of 2009 Dermot has retired from his CTY career. Although the legend of the magical unicorn will live on in the hearts of every CTYer.
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| − | == REAL DERMOT CURTIN FACTS ==
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| − | *Dermot speaks only in Irish/Gaeilge. This made hall meetings very difficult for his students.
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| − | *The only dangerous amount of Dermot is none.
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| − | *Dermot knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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| − | *Dermot IS the plant man's son.
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| − | *Dermot never keeps his promises... especially when they involve shirts... and his favorite CTYer.
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| − | *Dermot's stomach makes funny noises, have a listen some time.
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| − | *Dermot has one weakness, but I won't give that one up, that's for you to figure out on your own!
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| − | *Dermot is fighting with Julie Leghorn over these. Although, of course, she is always right!
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| − | *Dermot can often be heard saying "It was unavoidable" to questions like "Why were you in Ev's closet?!?"
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| − | *It is rumored that Dermot is pregnant. (I think it was Frank)
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| − | *Dermot is awesomeness incarnate.
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| − | *Kosher Land
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| − | *Dermot is blinded by umbrellas, and it is never his fault... under his nose...
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| − | *Dermot has a son. He is bright pink and looks like a stuffed pig... well maybe because it is a stuffed pig...
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| − | *Dermot is one of ten people living who can see and communicate with leprechauns (because he is one).
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| − | *Dermot is the Jean Genie
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| − | *Dermot can not bake to save his life. Although he does make a lovely housewife in all other aspects.
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| − | *Dermot single-handedly fought off a bear, using his magical hat.
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| − | *Robert Johnson learned everything he knew from Dermot (remember, Dermot has been known to time-travel).
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| − | *Dermot is Jesus' savior.
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| − | *Dermot was the hairstylist of the Bee Gees; if he can do that, he can do anything.
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| − | *Dermot's favorite meals are at the local Waffle House, with great company.
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| − | *Dermot's professional mentor is RA Ryan Hellman and Frank Wang, whom he has confessed, on many occasion, his unending love for.
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| − | *Dermot enjoys greasing up and wrestling dead moose and octopuses in his free time.
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