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== Nixon ==
  
== In Brief ==
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Originally just a humble squirrel, Nixon (Michael to no one) eventually became the first [[Trinity (Session 2)#Satan|Satan]] in his final year.
  
Once a humble squirrel, Michael Andrew Nixon soon rose to become a sort of "rock god" amongst CTY. There is not a person he hasn't glanced at in a sexual manner, no female is immune to his incredible charm.  
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Nixon also popularized the idea of "the Virus", a theory in which any male who has gone to CTY Lancaster for more than two years becomes inexplicably attracted to Asians. He is himself a victim of the Virus.
  
A frequent member of the Alcove, Nixon famously walked out because he had felt the Alcove became more factionalized and opposed this. He has openly expressed relief at it's return to just being a group of fun people instead of a group who believe themselves chieftains of CTY.
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He became the second and last wearer of Tom Wilson's duct tape suit, complete with hat and cane. The suit was lost by it's third wearer upon his failure to return to camp the following year. The cane, which was kept by Nixon, became the new totem of the Jesus tradition, replacing the lost Fishbowl of the same missing CTYer (and appointed Jesus).
  
Nixon also popularized the idea of "the Virus", a theory in which any male who has gone to CTY Lancaster for more than two years becomes inexplicably attracted to Asians. He is himself a victim of the Virus. He does not believe it a problem.
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He became the first to hold the mantle of [[Satan|The Devil]], a position given to him when the previous Alcove realized they had given all of the other jobs to other people.  
  
== Traditions ==
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Nixon twice played the character Brad in the CTY traditional Rocky Horror picture show. He only crossdressed on second Saturday once, in his second year.
  
Nixon is linked to multiple traditions:
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Nixon's final act in CTY, at Passionfruit, after leading the traditionally Jesus-led last supper the previous night, was kissing over twenty people, those who "had changed him". His speech was possibly one of the longest. Nixon, being afraid of public speaking, was visibly shaking by the end of it.
  
First, he became the second and last wearer of Tom Wilson's infamous duct tape suit, complete with hat and cane. The suit was lost by it's third weaer upon his failure to return to camp the following year. The cane, which was kept by Nixon, became the new totem of the Jesus tradition while the Devil rabbit remained that totem.
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== article sources ==
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-written by Michael Nixon himself-
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==other opinions==
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Nixon is cool. -Will
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--especially for speaking in third person
  
Secondly, he became the first man to hold the mantle of The Devil, a position given to him when the previous Alcove realized they had given all of the other jobs to other people. Nixon retroactively made his mentor, one Tom Wilson, the honorary predecessor to The Devil namesake.
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I was just trying to make it sound like a Wikiarticle...lol - Nixon
  
Nixon also played the character Brad in the CTY traditional Rocky Horror picture show. He has only crossdressed on second Saturday once, in his second year.
 
  
== His Final Act as a CTYer ==
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He prays on Asian girls. - Nixxi Oops. Didn't see you named it THE VIRUS (commented first and then read...)- Nixxi
  
Nixon's final act in CTY, at passionfruit, after leading the traditionally Jesus-led last supper the previous night, was kissing over twenty people, those who "had changed him". His speech was possibly one of the longest, Nixon, being afraid of public speaking, was visibly shaking by the end of it.
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Where does Nixon live? Because he's awesometastic! And I want to know if he's close to reunions and such. -I live in PA, near the Reading area, near the Philly area, so yeah
  
== Stats ==
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PA :D I've decided to stalk all CTYers and that includes Nixon so yea :D ~Yulia
  
Michael Nixon was born on Feb 10, 1989. Many believe he will never die.  
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I feel all bad now, cuz I never got to meet him. Was he really that awesome? I mean, he never met me. ~ Little Pickle Awww
  
Nixon was introduced to lifelong influence The Sandman comics at CTY in his second year.
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Nixon is both awesome, frightening, and evil, and his grammar skills are at least good enough such that he would not have written the first seven words and punctuation of this sentence (of course, few people would make this mistake; Nixon, being a CTYer, probably has relatively superior grammatical skillz). -Max W.
  
Nixon would frequently only eat the simplest meals available at the camp. This was because he has a genetic disorder in which acid eats away at his intestines in smal, but noticable quantites. He only began to recieve treatment for this disease after his return home from camp in his last year.
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I never got to meet him either, I talked to him online for about 2/3 hours on superheros. He seems pretty cool from that ~Yulia
  
== article sources ==
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-there's an e before that s on the end of superheroes - Nixon
-written by Michael Nixon himself-
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I remember this guy! He was awesome! :) -Anonymous
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thats weird, I also didnt know how to spell genius until today (I kept doing genious), learn something new every day, or on some days learn TWO new things! (amazing.) ~Yulia
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How much duct tape did it take to make that suit? it's amazing!~Amelia H.
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A cool guy right here ~Erik G.
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He's an asshole, cuz he won't make out with me - D-Feld

Latest revision as of 03:32, 4 September 2010

Nixon

Originally just a humble squirrel, Nixon (Michael to no one) eventually became the first Satan in his final year.

Nixon also popularized the idea of "the Virus", a theory in which any male who has gone to CTY Lancaster for more than two years becomes inexplicably attracted to Asians. He is himself a victim of the Virus.

He became the second and last wearer of Tom Wilson's duct tape suit, complete with hat and cane. The suit was lost by it's third wearer upon his failure to return to camp the following year. The cane, which was kept by Nixon, became the new totem of the Jesus tradition, replacing the lost Fishbowl of the same missing CTYer (and appointed Jesus).

He became the first to hold the mantle of The Devil, a position given to him when the previous Alcove realized they had given all of the other jobs to other people.

Nixon twice played the character Brad in the CTY traditional Rocky Horror picture show. He only crossdressed on second Saturday once, in his second year.

Nixon's final act in CTY, at Passionfruit, after leading the traditionally Jesus-led last supper the previous night, was kissing over twenty people, those who "had changed him". His speech was possibly one of the longest. Nixon, being afraid of public speaking, was visibly shaking by the end of it.

article sources

-written by Michael Nixon himself-

other opinions

Nixon is cool. -Will --especially for speaking in third person

I was just trying to make it sound like a Wikiarticle...lol - Nixon


He prays on Asian girls. - Nixxi Oops. Didn't see you named it THE VIRUS (commented first and then read...)- Nixxi

Where does Nixon live? Because he's awesometastic! And I want to know if he's close to reunions and such. -I live in PA, near the Reading area, near the Philly area, so yeah

PA :D I've decided to stalk all CTYers and that includes Nixon so yea :D ~Yulia

I feel all bad now, cuz I never got to meet him. Was he really that awesome? I mean, he never met me. ~ Little Pickle Awww

Nixon is both awesome, frightening, and evil, and his grammar skills are at least good enough such that he would not have written the first seven words and punctuation of this sentence (of course, few people would make this mistake; Nixon, being a CTYer, probably has relatively superior grammatical skillz). -Max W.

I never got to meet him either, I talked to him online for about 2/3 hours on superheros. He seems pretty cool from that ~Yulia

-there's an e before that s on the end of superheroes - Nixon

I remember this guy! He was awesome! :) -Anonymous

thats weird, I also didnt know how to spell genius until today (I kept doing genious), learn something new every day, or on some days learn TWO new things! (amazing.) ~Yulia

How much duct tape did it take to make that suit? it's amazing!~Amelia H.

A cool guy right here ~Erik G.

He's an asshole, cuz he won't make out with me - D-Feld