User:Scoobydu

Hi I'm Amy Du! You probably knew me as the Asian girl with red bangs, violet/blue/purple hair, and turquoise/teal/green-blue hair each session. I was also Quotebook Keeper 13.1, which is totally a real position, fuck you.

11.2 Easton Bioethics

12.1 Lancaster History of DISease B

13.1 Lancaster Number THEOry B

Lancaster 2013.1 Quotes

We don't need your elitist meeting, ehh.

-Alex Lesnik

Pomm and Dimby would sit in an empty classroom to taunt us.

-Katherine Venturo-Conerly

We can in fact, drop the base case. BZZRGH.

-Mike Suh

It's like America, but capitalist!

-Amy Du

This chalk cost $3 a box and $60 to ship.

-Pomm

Glib's ass is like two fine pieces of marble slathered with a gallon of sweet, sweet honey.

-Carlisle

Carlisle's nice to everything. Like that chair, good going chair.

-Shea Minter, Amy Du

I sit with my legs open, like a slutty girl.

-Ryan Grewal

So, it's Halloween, and Lou slaps Shea (Carlisle's) ass. "Oh Lou, do that some more."

-Carlisle as Shea

Time to collect my daily women.

-Ben Zweig as Mike Suh

Proofiet Russia

-Mike Suh

In Soviet Russia, theorem prove you.

-Pomm

Q.E.D. bitches.

-Mike Suh as Morgan Freeman

Who invented the algorithm, same guy who invented the internet? Al Gore!

-Pomm, Shea Minter

Shut up Ryan.

-Everyone ever

Do Amy got a booty? She duuuuuuu.

-Mike Suh

Oh my god, this is just like Grand Theft Auto!

-Glib Dolotov

Hey, can you hit that guy? I owe him money.

-Amy Du

Dimby's erasing the board with a potato.

-Mike Suh

Screaming "Yup!" during sex.

-Shea Minter

SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME I RESEARCHED TRAUMATIC OPTIC NEUROPATHY FOR NOTHING?!?

-Shea Minter

On three! 1! 2! 3! Groupshower!

-Amy Du, Alex Lesnik, Ankita Satpathy, Zoe Colbert, Shea Minter

Assume peN is prime

-Pomm

I think it's like a calling card for lesbians.

-Adina Fradkov

Oh look, a little bit of virginity there. I'll take that for myself.

-Glib Dolotov

Shea, you look like a sad throwing up duck.

-Amy Du

Why are they all colored racist Indian red?

-Amy Du

Let's all celebrate July 4th, the birthday of the world!

-Louie Brown

Our room is now a swamp. I have just seen an egret.

-Ben Zweig

The cranberry juice is totally working, he doesn't even cry when he pees anymore.

-Louie Brown

Ryan, I have a position for you. I give you the position of being my bitch! *then she punches me in the face*

-Ryan Grewal

Do you have a large Asian population?

-Carlisle's Grandfather

Genocide: for a good cause!

-Louie Brown

Just your hot, strokable stubble.

-Carlisle

IT'S GOING IN MY PANTS x2

-Carlisle

I could die...your face?

-Amy Du

What can't you do to Glib's butt? Nothing!

-Amy Du, Ben Zweig

His butt is like a Swiss army knife!

-Amy Du

Ben, massage my butt.

-Glib Dolotov

Pomm is basically a math goblin.

-Ben Zweig

Are we still answering the butt question?

-Alaska (Elana Fortoson)

Dress like you do it.

-Sphinx

I'm not going to say baby killing is cute, but...

-Louie Brown

Lemme hear the crinkle.

-Lou Lindsay

Some old people are really hot for their age.

-Anonymous

They gave me an option between huge and fucking huge!

-Amy Du

Lets root for love!

-Hannah Kelly

It hugs my insides.

-Ryan Stanton

Tunak, Rocky, Rave... I thought that was the new Ben and Jerry's flavour

-Ben Zweig, Carlisle

How big were her boobs? Were they bigger than Gliiiib's?

-Mike Suh

You are so lucky I'm flaccid right now.

-Ben Zweig

You're like a giant booby bear.

-Amy Du

His nipples are thiiis big!

-Glib Dolotov

You dropped corn in his ear.

-Amy Du

WE GONNA FUCK!

-everybody

World's worst super power: projectile sweat.

-Louie Brown

Film his sleeping butt for me.

-Amy Du

I would have sex with her personality.

-Ryan Grewal

Eat the pudding.

-Ben Zweig, Amy Du, Hannah Kelly, Glib Dolotov

I wanna put it on my boob.

-Amy Du

I bet you got a 5 in AP Fucking Obvious.

-Ben Zweig

I need to talk to the hedgehog.

-Ben Zweig

She's going to try and seduce you, but you don't go that way.

-Ben Zweig

Sleeve it to you.

-Ryan Grewal

You put the Dimby in the Pomm...

-Carlisle

Butterflies are the devil's shit.

-Amy Du

Louie, she's unconscious! That's what makes it fun.

-Carlisle, Louie Brown

Fuck you, Clown.

-Mike Suh

Mike Suh, return that hair product.

-Kayla Dos Ende

Dimby: wanton mistress of the night.

-Mike Suh

Who are you, Bob Marley? Shit no I meant the guy from A Christmas Carol.

-Carlisle

Ow, that really hurt. Cool!

-Amy Du

Daisy's breasts are scale models of the Hindenburg.

-Ben Zweig

Where did my dollar go? It got lost in my nipple.

-Amy Du

You're going to be so bad at sex.

-Ben Zweig

The plunger is going to be your butt crowbar.

-Ben Zweig

Yo, I think my nipple's bleeding.

-Anonymous

I want to buy a whip.

-Ben Zweig

Kim Jong Un is my pancreas.

-Carlisle

My mom never hugs me, she just salutes me and says "Godspeed Ryan."

-Ryan Grewal

I claim your virginity in the name of America.

-Ben Zweig

The sex sounds are like Pikachu being set on fire.

-Glib Dolotov

Groper's Darkroom, established in 1949.

-Ben Zweig on plaque

We're all naked and spiders.

-Mike Suh

I lick everything... How am I supposed to know what it is if I don't put it in my mouth?

-Amy Du

If you really wanted to be alternative, you'd listen to whale song dubstep.

-Adina Fradkov

I've always wanted to be a zeppelin.

-T. Hanes

Mr. Kool-Aid man, tear down this wall.

-Carlisle

I don't want hands in my butt.

-Amy Du

If we dated, we'd be Nike Suh, just du it.

-Mike Suh

The difference between our lips was like zero. Also a gummy.

-Mike Suh

Holy shit, that's a dude!

-F&M Parent

A Royal Nasty.

-Anne Mancini

I forgive you. Just don't touch the fucking rabbit.

-Amy Du

I just scared children in the hallway. *strokes beard*

-Glib Dolotov

I don't give a gummy fuck.

-Lou Lindsay

Put those eyebrows away.

-Amy Du

CTY is a pretty sweet space goldfish.

-Ben Zweig