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Bizarre Love Triangle, by New Order, is a song on the [[Site:Lancaster|Lancaster]] [[Canon]] (High Holy).  Commonly known as "BLT," it is one of the more popular songs in the Canon, aided in no small part by one of Lancaster's most unique traditions.  During BLT, many students take off their pants and dance around in their underwear -- boxers only, please -- brandishing their unworn legwear.  Meanwhile, many more students and staff line up in two parallel rows and hold hands to form a human tunnel, through which the underdressed dancers pass as they circle the quad.  This tunnel seems to get longer every year, and likely stretches well over a hundred feet. It is customary for the tunnel makers to slap the behinds (or other body parts) of people the know (or don't). However, a rule against this is slowly being enforced. Some people also drop their arms in front on people they know, but this has been know to cause injury to the neck/head/chest and is not encouraged by students or staff.
 
Bizarre Love Triangle, by New Order, is a song on the [[Site:Lancaster|Lancaster]] [[Canon]] (High Holy).  Commonly known as "BLT," it is one of the more popular songs in the Canon, aided in no small part by one of Lancaster's most unique traditions.  During BLT, many students take off their pants and dance around in their underwear -- boxers only, please -- brandishing their unworn legwear.  Meanwhile, many more students and staff line up in two parallel rows and hold hands to form a human tunnel, through which the underdressed dancers pass as they circle the quad.  This tunnel seems to get longer every year, and likely stretches well over a hundred feet. It is customary for the tunnel makers to slap the behinds (or other body parts) of people the know (or don't). However, a rule against this is slowly being enforced. Some people also drop their arms in front on people they know, but this has been know to cause injury to the neck/head/chest and is not encouraged by students or staff.
  
BLT has been <i>de facto</i> Canon for at least a decade, and the tradition of dropping trou is likewise around ten years old.  Perhaps surprisingly, the administration has tolerated the students' ecdysis with little resistance.  Students choosing to go pantsless must wear boxers, and may not run or swing their pants over their heads.  So long as they abide by those regulations, though, they are free to take it off, baby!  Take it <strike>all</strike>partially off!
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BLT has been <i>de facto</i> Canon for at least a decade, and the tradition of dropping trou is likewise around ten years old.  Perhaps surprisingly, the administration has tolerated the students' ecdysis with little resistance.  Students choosing to go pantsless must wear boxers, and may not run or swing their pants over their heads.  So long as they abide by those regulations, though, they are free to take it off, baby!  Take it <s>all</s> partially off!
  
 
The non-running-or-swinging regulation was added sometime after 1999...
 
The non-running-or-swinging regulation was added sometime after 1999...
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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
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<b>Bizzare Love Triangle</b>, by New Order
  
  
 
Every time i think of you
 
Every time i think of you
 
 
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
 
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
 
 
It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find
 
It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find
 
 
Living a life that I can't leave behind
 
Living a life that I can't leave behind
 
 
There's no sense in telling me
 
There's no sense in telling me
 
 
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free
 
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free
 
 
But that's the way that it goes
 
But that's the way that it goes
 
 
And it's what nobody knows
 
And it's what nobody knows
 
 
While every day my confusion grows<br><br>
 
While every day my confusion grows<br><br>
  
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Every time I see you falling
 
Every time I see you falling
 
 
I get down on my knees and pray
 
I get down on my knees and pray
 
 
I'm waiting for that final moment
 
I'm waiting for that final moment
 
 
You'll say the words that I can't say
 
You'll say the words that I can't say
 
  
 
I feel fine and I feel good
 
I feel fine and I feel good
 
 
I'm feeling like I never should
 
I'm feeling like I never should
 
 
Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say
 
Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say
 
 
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday
 
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday
 
 
I'm not sure what this could mean
 
I'm not sure what this could mean
 
 
I don't think you're what you seem
 
I don't think you're what you seem
 
 
I do admit to myself
 
I do admit to myself
 
 
That if I hurt someone else
 
That if I hurt someone else
 
 
Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be<br><br>
 
Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be<br><br>
  
 
'''Chorus'''
 
'''Chorus'''

Revision as of 19:50, 10 August 2006

Bizarre Love Triangle, by New Order, is a song on the Lancaster Canon (High Holy). Commonly known as "BLT," it is one of the more popular songs in the Canon, aided in no small part by one of Lancaster's most unique traditions. During BLT, many students take off their pants and dance around in their underwear -- boxers only, please -- brandishing their unworn legwear. Meanwhile, many more students and staff line up in two parallel rows and hold hands to form a human tunnel, through which the underdressed dancers pass as they circle the quad. This tunnel seems to get longer every year, and likely stretches well over a hundred feet. It is customary for the tunnel makers to slap the behinds (or other body parts) of people the know (or don't). However, a rule against this is slowly being enforced. Some people also drop their arms in front on people they know, but this has been know to cause injury to the neck/head/chest and is not encouraged by students or staff.

BLT has been de facto Canon for at least a decade, and the tradition of dropping trou is likewise around ten years old. Perhaps surprisingly, the administration has tolerated the students' ecdysis with little resistance. Students choosing to go pantsless must wear boxers, and may not run or swing their pants over their heads. So long as they abide by those regulations, though, they are free to take it off, baby! Take it all partially off!

The non-running-or-swinging regulation was added sometime after 1999...

...We would like to apologize for the preceding outburst. Those responsible have been sacked. We now return to your regularly scheduled article...

BLT is also sometimes called the "Underwear Song" or "Boxer Dance," for obvious reasons.

At dances, the chorus is frequently the only lyrical part actually able to be distinctly heard, and thus is ususally the only part sung (except by hard-cores).


Lyrics

Bizzare Love Triangle, by New Order


Every time i think of you I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find Living a life that I can't leave behind There's no sense in telling me The wisdom of a fool won't set you free But that's the way that it goes And it's what nobody knows While every day my confusion grows

Chorus:

Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll say the words that I can't say

I feel fine and I feel good I'm feeling like I never should Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday I'm not sure what this could mean I don't think you're what you seem I do admit to myself That if I hurt someone else Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be

Chorus