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[[Turkey Hill]] is a marvelous store placed near Franklin Marshall College in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.  Essentially the central Pennsylvania equivalent of 7/11, it sells a variety of good-and-good-for-you foods such as Barbeque potato chips, jerky, and most importantly Ramen.  Trips are scheduled to visit this establishment once or twice a week, and RAs are in charge of scheduling these trips.
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[[Turkey Hill]] is a marvelous convenience store located near [[Weis Field]] of [[Lancaster|Franklin & Marshall College]] in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.  Essentially the central Pennsylvania equivalent of 7/11, it sells a variety of good and good-for-you foods such as barbecue flavored potato chips, jerky, ramen (which is sold, however, in Cup Noodle form, which contains peanuts) and most importantly, Turkey Hill [[Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade]] (also known as Magical Lemonade or Orgasm Juice).  Trips are scheduled to visit this establishment once or twice a week, and RAs are in charge of scheduling these trips.
  
Each hall usually goes twice a session, unless awarded another specially (e.g., for winning Mandatory Fun).  Turkey Hill trips used to be unscheduled and uncoordinated; each RA would decide when to bring their hall.  This changed after an infamous "perfect storm" in '98 when nearly half the RAs on campus decided to take their halls to Turkey Hill during quad time one night.  The result was a chaotic scene where well over 200 students were either inside or standing in the parking lot of Turkey Hill.  Additionally, many halls did not get back to their dorms by 9:45.  To prevent this from happening again, the RAs drew up a Turkey Hill schedule.
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Turkey Hill is sometimes known as Harvest Goose, Chicken Mountain, or Jerky Hill, but not often.
  
Some people ended up going to a nearby gas station (Tom's, which shall be brought up at the next silent football game) when Turkey Hill became too crowded.
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Each hall usually goes twice a session, during [[Quad Time]] unless awarded another trip (e.g., for winning Mandatory Fun) or losing the privilege through misdemeanor.  Some halls also go to Turkey Hill during their [[Hall#Hall Bonding|Hall Bonding]] on the weekends.  Turkey Hill trips used to be unscheduled and uncoordinated; each RA would decide when to bring their hall.  This changed after an infamous "perfect storm" in '98 when nearly half the RAs on campus decided to take their halls to Turkey Hill during quad time one night.  The result was a chaotic scene where well over 200 students were either inside or standing in the parking lot of Turkey Hill.  Additionally, many halls did not get back to their dorms by 9:45.  To prevent this from happening again, the RAs drew up a Turkey Hill schedule.  More recently, when Turkey Hill becomes overcrowded, some RAs take their students to Tom's, a nearby gas station.
  
Turkey Hill is sometimes known as Harvest Goose, Chicken Mountain, or Jerky Hill.  
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Turkey Hill is also part of the callbacks of [[American Pie]], during [[dance]]s.  After the line "I went down to the sacred store," it is traditional to call back, "TURKEY HILL!", thus establishing that Turkey Hill is a sacred store.
  
Turkey Hill is also part of the American Pie traditions. After the part in the song that says "I went down to the sacred store", some people like to yell "TURKEY HILL!", thus establishing that Turkey Hill is a sacred store.
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The manager of said store (#79) has worked there for 25 years and has seen many a CTY student return years later. These include a NASA scientist, Texas congressman, and an NYU professor.
  
The manager of said store (#79) has worked there for 25 years and has seen many a CTY student return years later. These include a NASA scientist, Texas congressman, and an NYU professor.
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Currently, it is here where the [[Passionfruit]] drinks are purchased.
  
Currently, it is here where the [[Passionfruit]] drinks are bought.
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==External Links==
  
As of 06.2, Turkey Hill does not sell Ramen brand noodle soups. Instead, it markets Cup Noodles, which unmercifully CONTAIN PEANUTS.
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* [http://www.turkeyhillstores.com/default.asp Turkey Hill Website]
 
 
During 07.1, Zev declared during a game of [[Silent Football]] that Turkey Hill exists in all universes.
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 09:28, 13 July 2017

Turkey Hill is a marvelous convenience store located near Weis Field of Franklin & Marshall College in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Essentially the central Pennsylvania equivalent of 7/11, it sells a variety of good and good-for-you foods such as barbecue flavored potato chips, jerky, ramen (which is sold, however, in Cup Noodle form, which contains peanuts) and most importantly, Turkey Hill Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade (also known as Magical Lemonade or Orgasm Juice). Trips are scheduled to visit this establishment once or twice a week, and RAs are in charge of scheduling these trips.

Turkey Hill is sometimes known as Harvest Goose, Chicken Mountain, or Jerky Hill, but not often.

Each hall usually goes twice a session, during Quad Time unless awarded another trip (e.g., for winning Mandatory Fun) or losing the privilege through misdemeanor. Some halls also go to Turkey Hill during their Hall Bonding on the weekends. Turkey Hill trips used to be unscheduled and uncoordinated; each RA would decide when to bring their hall. This changed after an infamous "perfect storm" in '98 when nearly half the RAs on campus decided to take their halls to Turkey Hill during quad time one night. The result was a chaotic scene where well over 200 students were either inside or standing in the parking lot of Turkey Hill. Additionally, many halls did not get back to their dorms by 9:45. To prevent this from happening again, the RAs drew up a Turkey Hill schedule. More recently, when Turkey Hill becomes overcrowded, some RAs take their students to Tom's, a nearby gas station.

Turkey Hill is also part of the callbacks of American Pie, during dances. After the line "I went down to the sacred store," it is traditional to call back, "TURKEY HILL!", thus establishing that Turkey Hill is a sacred store.

The manager of said store (#79) has worked there for 25 years and has seen many a CTY student return years later. These include a NASA scientist, Texas congressman, and an NYU professor.

Currently, it is here where the Passionfruit drinks are purchased.

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