Memories:EST

2006.2

• During the Olympics, nevermores Kaitlyn Taylor and JT Shepard-Blankenheim went to the health office for pie-throwing related injuries. Health staff drove the two back to the Farinon Quad, inadvertently creating a campus scandal. When the two left the college van near the quad, rumors spread that Kaitlyn and JT left campus to go to Wawa and were caught. Administration overreacted and threatened to revoke certificates of participation before they 'officially' knew what had happened. After a personal meeting with administration two days later, and phone calls home, JT was let back on campus. No disciplinary action was brought against Kaitlyn or JT.

2008.1

• After Swashbuckler, you would still find random groups of people yelling (insert color name here) Squad, this was first started by Valerie's (Val's) hall, who were on the Black team.

• Valerie's (Val's) and several male halls had their own unofficial cross dressing day on the second Wednesday of the first session.

2008.2

• Excessive planning by Tom's hall to earn the most money during Casino Night. They did not succeed, but did succeed in roping a lot of the girls hall's into helping them. The total was quite a lot.

• During dances groups of people (mainly guys) would encircle a dancing couple for a few minutes and then move onto another couple. This was amusing to some, and annoying to others.

• The fire alarms had false alarms several times in Keefe Hall, including once in the middle of the night. Each time a fire truck had to come. The issue was blamed on humidity. The same occurrence happened in 06.2 with the fire truck as well, but the girls blamed it on the excessive amount of perfume used by some girls on the Fourth Floor.

• During the second dance, two very notable CAAmpers, Haydn Dufrene and Brian Herrera were dancing to Numa Numa and were pulled out for "dancing inappropriatly." They were taken out of the dance room and made to sit for the rest of the night. CAAmpers including, Nadya Spice, Lara Hakki, Andrea Fields, Giulia Picascia, Danielle Canady, Ash Leigh, Liz Bisaha, Keith Lemaster, Steph Dunn, Keithlyn Parkman, Gloria DiMino, Andrew Hartford, and Octavio Dmitri Roscioli, when Swing, Swing started to play, began singing, and essentially brought the dance to where Haydn and Brian were sitting in isolation. The Administration was so outraged that the group was told that if the students did not return to the Dance room, the music would be turned off and everyone would return to the dorms and there would be no sleepovers. The students did return to the dance room, only to continue the protest when American Pie came on. The students sat in the center of the circle in the beginning and the end of the song. The students created such a disturbance that they were told that there would be no protests during the next dance.

2009.2

• The traditional dress-up days (Goth Monday, Prep Tuesday, and Cross-Dress Wednesday) were replaced because they were apparently "offensive". They were replaced by a Backwards Monday, in which students wear their close inside-out and backwards, a Twin Tuesday, and a CTY shirt-signing Wednesday, where they hand out the CTY shirts and people got to sign each other's shirts. However, many of the returning students still dressed up for these days, mostly Goth Monday though. As the days went on, less students dressed up for the original traditional days.

• The canon was messed up during the first dance, in which "Swing, Swing" was forgotten. The issue was fixed for the later dances but the immediate effect was crippling.

• John Lerman had an epic rap song for 10 minutes called THE BEST. He is the reason there is a 5 minute limit at the talent show.

2010.1

• At the talent show Philip and his Homies sang possibly the best ever rendition of Rihanna's "Umbrella". Shout out to Philip Chin, Joo Kim, Francisco Bresciani, Aamir Rahim, Bryshaun Gocoul, and Julio Figueroa.

• Members of the class Principles of Engineering Design A created a successful Rube Goldberg Device with about 40 different steps (the goal was to pour mulitple cups of water). [[1]]

• During the 2nd and 3rd dances a group of CAAmpers created an awkward circle and fondly captured couples during slow dances, trapping them inside until the CAAmpers saw fit to let them out and move on to another couple.

• Sleepovers were banned and then reinstated on the night of the last dance thanks to many protests from CAAmpers and RAs alike.

• The passionfruit ritual was destroyed by the mistaken RAs buying berry punch instead of passionfruit juice as expected by all nevermores present.

2010.2

• The order of the canon was changed. "Swing Swing" is now played before "All My Life." ***changed back to original "all my life" then "swing swing"

• In the upstairs Farinon Bathroom, "CTY N'Mores '10" was written in lipstick on the mirrors.

• Medieval Carnival was held indoors instead of outdoors, which meant there were no water events. It was held inside Farinon

2011.1

• There was a Harry Potter weekend event in honor of the final Harry Potter movie being released. It included a wand fight between two R.As and pie throwing. Games of Quidditch were also played. Overall, an extremely fun event.

2011.2

• There was an activity titled Curb Mop RA Pie Toss, but was actually a "suprise" bootcamp. But soon after starting students were dared to rebel and DID! The bootcamp rebellion.

• The order of the canon was changed. Now "All My Life" is played before "Swing Swing" again.

• This session, Swashbuckler was cancelled after many people (over 70) had fallen asleep during swashbucker. Because of this, many students signed a petition to bring back swashbucker during the Second Saturday.(115 CAAmpers to be exact). Because this is when the Carnival usually is, the two activities were combined to become "Quadbuckler". This event was seen as a success by the admin and will probably happen again next year, but cAAmpers saw this as a boring activity, mostly spent waiting in lines. ****DID NOT HAPPEN IN 12.2***** swashbuckler was given back thanks to requests****

• During the talent show there were three epic rap performances, Brandon a.k.a. Infinitee with the song "Cover Girl", Bobby Woody and Joey Penn a.k.a. Unique B. and Chatta with the song "Close Your Eyes", and James Willey a.k.a. The Phantom Prophet with his freestyle to Nas' Nasty.

The Nevermore circle present at the end of the dances was not present at the end of the first dance. Notable CAAers Miles Morgan, Eric Lyness, Mike Hua, and Allie Doyle (among others) fought with the administration in order to secure the tradition. At later dances, the circle was enforced by fellow CAAmpers, notably Nolan Burgos.

• Mikwa Panties day (named after Mike Hua) started this year, when a group of friends brought leopard print shorts from the Bookstore and wore it over their clothes.

2012.1

• No theme days were held. Some girls in Easton attempted twin/pajama day on the last Wednesday, but only like 12 girls participated.

• No Casino Night prize was given because halls kept cheating. When the loan-shark Tom died, students tore up his loan records so they couldn't be used. When Spencer and Molly were killed, the money was taken from the bank. Lots of RAs were killed by a ninja assassin dressed in a black suit with a mask. They told us that it was a TA but it was obvious the ninja was the RA Charles

• Connie, the former Site Director (who was disliked strongly in previous years) was promoted to being a principal and came back for session 1 only as the academic counselor. That was her last time at Easton.

• Kyle, the Dean of Residential Life would yell "HEEEEYYYY CTY!" and everyone would respond "HEEEEYY WHAT" and remain silent for further instructions. Every time the CAAmpers remained quiet they would get a point and he would loose a point and every time the CAAmpers continued talking they would loose a point and he would gain a point. At the last dance since we were winning he extended the dance and lights out by another half hour. Occurred again at 12.2, although he chose to ignore the fact that we technically were losing.. by a few points.

• On the last night of 12.1 the RA's were on duty until 5AM preventing sleepovers. Guy RA would monitor the girl dorms and vice versa to ensure that certain RA's were not allowing their students to have sleepovers. Aaron, Justin, and Jeremy famously patrolled Easton Hall with Nerf Guns. Happened again during 12.2, but RAs could sign up for whatever building they wanted.

2012.2

• Extremely suspicious occurrences on the last few days of camp. On the last Wednesday, activities were cancelled for a "thunder storm" (which never occurred*due to the sun...clearly shining*) and students were assigned to watch various movies(assigned by RAs first name initial). No one was allowed in the dorms during this time for whatever reason(from 3pm until almost 5:45pm). Later that night, some classes were not allowed to go outside for breaks during class with various excuses given(notably "more thunderstorms" and "bats"). Various classes in Pardee were on break when they were ordered to return inside under lock and key in classrooms for the remainder of class, it was highly protested.. At about 11:30pm, RAs went around halls and told their students to lock their doors due to "theft problems." From what we can tell, RAs were not given full information, but something was definitely wrong. Various RA's had told there student more than once after lights out to lock doors and even did periodic checks. RA's in Keefe were using the keefe commons(where RA meetings are held) stairs(RA key needed to open) which did not happen during the begining of the session.

Apparently this has something to do with an RA being fired. RA Lenny was fired that night and apparently refusing to leave campus. Campus police threatened to arrest him if he did not leave. He was sexually harrassing people and drunk and RAs wanted to make sure he didn't sneak into dorms when he was angry about being fired.

• Swashbuckler returned!! New days included Zombie Apocalympics, where groups competed in physical activities while various RAs dressed as zombies attempted to steal sashes given to students and Disney Day, with more physical activities (most students chose to stand and watch) and ending with the viewing of either Mulan or The Lion King.

• Tom and T's hall won CAAsino night by over $80,000. Mikwa, Nolan Burgos, and Joey Penn led the money-earning effort. (substantially more money was present at the end than there was at the beginning of the night).

• There were minor changes made to the Nevermore Song, which was performed as usual at the end of the Talent Show. "synergy"->"believe you me" "numa numa"->"cupid shuffle"

• An opera was performed by CTY staff at the Talent Show.

• Mikwa Panties day returns

• No-Pants Wednesdays - This was started by the girls in Raquel's hall and was when an extremely large shirt was worn over short shorts on a Wednesday.

2013.1

• Because of the closure of the Bethlehem site at the end of 12.2, this session would be the first session in Easton's history with both Baby CTY'ers present along with regular CAAmpers

• Cafeteria switched back to the one in Farinon from Marquis Hall last year because of renovations in Farinon

• Some campers from Liz's Hall created a "Board of ships" where they "shipped" RAs. They also got Zak to propose to Liz during the second dance while singing "Marry Me" by Bruno Mars. Many RAs, SRAs and also the loan-shark from CAAsino Night were involved in getting Zak to propose to Liz, but in the end it worked. He (Zak) also gave Liz a rose after the RA performance during the talent show. The main people who planned this is Scarlett and Heidi, along with other girls from Liz's Hall, previously from Molly's Hall in 2012, who also got Dane from 12.1 to propose to Molly during CAAsino night in 2012. It's said that while the girls planned for the guy RAs to propose, subsequently also got their hall two-grand in debt and had to get the money back by doing dares from the RAs (including singing Miley Cyrus songs in the middle of the Marlo Room.)

• American Pie was paused for awhile because of Harrison (the DJ's) computer problems

• Many people complained there was too much rap in the dances (which was true) and many people did not like the DJ Harrison.

 Harrison also caused an electrical fire during the last dance. 

• Not many canon songs were played. Only Swing swing, All my life and American Pie was played at every dance though Build me up Buttercup was played at none of the dances.

• The talent show was combined with Younger Students

• Illegal sleepovers became legal this year. The rule was 5 people per room though many times campers had more than eight people in one room and sleepovers happened on weekdays as well.

• Passionfruit was supposed to be at Pardee hill and was switched to the upper side of Farinon quad for unknown reasons.

2013.2

• The first site-wide game of Blammo was played, after being organized by two nevermores, Braxton Jones and Kyle Eve-Townsend, who also served as the Blammo Gods. The game saw 90 people sign up and 10 people asking to have a spot reserved on the second game (which sadly never happened. There was a prize offered to the winner: a box of double-stuffed Oreos. The game started on the Second Thursday after a few delays. On the last Friday of camp, there were 17 people still left in the game, so nobody won the prize and Kyle took them back home to Bermuda. Hopefully, the tradition will continue every year.

• For the first time since 2009, the admins have seemed to relax their stance when it comes to Drag Day at Easton

• Mikwa Panties day returned after the bookstore started to sell leopard print shots again

• In week 3, Paranoia Squad (run by RA Tom this year) was finished early and made to sit in the quad separated. This happened after cAAmpers decided to smear shaving cream all over each other (as has happened in previous years with not as much trouble). Because of this, Tom dropped the Buick and ended the activity early. During the time sitting on the quad, a few cAAmpers decided to play the penis game, which made Tom angrier.

• The Carnival on the Second Saturday returned! However, many cAAmpers were not told what they were doing, so most of them sat under the trees and socialized.Also, I Luv Dem Strippers by 2 Chainz was accidentally played by the DJ and was then quickly turned off.

• A lot more of the Canon was played at the dances this year, but songs like Here In Your Arms and Smells Like Teen Spirit weren't played at all.

2014.1

• Most number of visits to the nurse's office

• Some RAs from 2012 returned this year, including Charles, Aaron and Rebecca.

• Alex and Matt did a CTY-modified version of “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea at the Talent Show.

• Usually the Nevermore Song only happens in 2nd session, but in 14.1 it was performed in the talent show led by Heidi, Gabbi and other Nevermores.

• The Nevermore circle was also present at the last dance.

• No theme days were held except Half Casual Friday, but some girls did attempt Pajama day.

• Iris was played at all three dances.

• The music at the second dance got so bad that at one point multiple campers decided to sit in the middle of the dance floor in protest until the music was changed.

• Instead of the usual throwing out of glow sticks during songs, each camper was handed one as they went up the stairs to the marlo room for each dance

• Khaled proposed to Rebecca at CAAsino Night, and won Prom King and Queen during the last dance

• Nobody won CAAsino Night because people were stealing money. CAAsino night ended after a "heist" was pulled and all the money in the pit was stolen while everyone was distracted by a trumpet announcing the arrival of high roller Khaled.

• Khaled put white sheets over his head and got chased by CTYers during the activity “Ghost Hunting”

• During the second week, multiple female students were dismissed for smoking marijuana. Most of them were in Ayari’s hall but some were in other halls. Apparently it started with 6 girls smoking it after the Talent Show in someone’s closet. The girls left the night after they were caught.

• A male camper (sunglasses/Chris) on the second floor of McKeen "left" camp after numerous bullying incidents including sneaking into other camper's rooms at night and masturbating.

• Passionfruit was held once again, on the upper side of Farinon quad at 5am on the third Friday.

There was no passionfruit juice at Passionfruit. Fruit punch was used as a substitute.

• A lot of visits to the nurse's office. A LOT.

• Talk Dirty to Me by Jason Derulo was deemed CTYI by the RA's for the first 2 dances, but a clean version played at the last dance due to the insistence of Molly's hall.

• Someone fell down the Farinon stairs before the first dance and had to go to the hospital. Later students were informed that there would be no sliding or jumping down stairs.

• On the night of the 3rd dance, Chris and Aaron's halls were delivered Papa John's pizza, thanks to a camper. Over $200 in pizza was ordered and delivered throughout the night.

2014.2

• Some RAs from 2012 returned this year, including Charles and Rebecca. Spencer Knoll did not return :(.

• The Nevermore Song was performed by Dean Dijour, Jake Lawyer, Isabell Hill, Sharon Tso, Emmett van Venrooy, Teddy Schoneman, Patrick, Brandon Mojardin, and Kyle Morrisey

• The Nevermore circle was also present at the last dance.

• Every Friday was "Half-Casual" (pioneered in 2013 by RA Thomas James Gillett), and "Merch Monday", "Twin Tuesday", "Would you Still be my Friend if I Wore This" (turned into cross-dress day), and "T-Shirt Thursday" were encouraged during week 3.

• RA John Guido started a site wide tradition known as "Eunice", Emmett van Venrooy, Jamihl Levine, Chen Guo, James Kim, Justin Zhao, Evan Fu, and Robert Rodriguez played for over 3 and a half hours (split up over the course of 2 weeks).

• Cross Dress day was an absolute success.

• Allen Lin proposed to Diane Um during the last Quad Time, and won the title of "Prom King and Queen" over the polygamous relationship that was Charles An, Rebecca Comella, and Khaled Awad. Couple John Guido and Louis Guerra was a close third.

• Dance themes included "Beach Theme" on the first Friday, "High Socks and Bass Drops", on the second Friday, and "CTY Prom" at the last dance.

• Camper Dean Dijour won $14,000 at Casino Night after investing $300 solely into blackjack, then lost it all, and then made $26,000.

• The Green team won Swashbuckler, Green faced off with Red for the victory in an outdoor tug of war match.

• World Cup day was led by France and Germany, who tied for 1st. Activities included a chant (won by France because of their creative parody of Fancy, changing it to "Francy"). Other activities were judged victory screeches, trivia, soccer dribbling relay races, and more.

• Braveheart was brought back, led by RA Sayre Posey and camper Jake Lawyer.

• Passionfruit was held once again, on the upper side of Farinon quad, right in front of the library steps.

• Camper Alan Ke, the "Recrapper", rapped about spaghetti while playing the recorder with his nose at the Talent Show as a tribute to Salamander Man from the Filthy Frank Show.

• Swag Master Steve performed an original poetry reading, drawing in lines from the most popular songs of 2014.

• Camper Matt Hua read an original poem entitled "CTY in a Blur", which was later read at the closing ceremony by Dean of Residential Life, Carl.

• There was passion fruit juice at Passionfruit (they did not use fruit punch). RA Charles walked back all non-nevermores and non-nomores when over 70 campers showed up, so a smaller circle of just nevermores and nomores could be formed.

• Experienced dancer RA Patty performed "Pipa Language" at the Talent Show, amazing the audience.

• Allen vs. Nallan (Allan Hall became and RA at Easton after Session I had ended, and was thus called Nallan; New+Allan=Nallan). This was essentially the Carnival weekend activity, except the halls were all given a team, either Allen or Nallan. Activities like Eunice, Hoola Hooping, Arm Wrestling (With the handsome RA Christopher Castello), and lip singing were set up. Nallan was the winner, and was given the option to be called "Allan", but refused, and instead Allen would thus be referred to as "Ollen" (Old Allen).

• Someone left a sharpie in one of the dryers in McKeen resulting in all of Matt Hom's clothing being marked with sharpie stains. The culprit was never brought to justice.

• Microwaves in McKeen were taken away after someone almost started a fire in one.

• Return of Blammo again. Blammo gods Jake Lawyer and Dean Dijour were forced to restart the game after the first day when one camper messed up the numbering system. Game ended in a multi person tie.

• 8 RA raid on a room of 9 campers on the second floor of McKeen on the last night of camp. RAs came busting in with water guns and flashlights.

2015.1

• Nevermore Camper Matt Sigue will only be referred to as Lord Sigue

• Fireworks! July 12th campers sat outside Keefe on a grass slops and watched an orgy of fireworks.

• Tornado Warning was issued the second day of session. Campers that have never seen one were suitably excited. No tornadoes occurred, though.

• Returners from EST.14.1 included Lord Sigue, Sydney Charles, Lauren Yu, Faviola Carmona, Leo Zhu, Victor Almonte, Natasha Valrani, Sameer Matta, Alex Nill, and Tyler Conforti

• CTY Five (Mike, Andrian, Tin, Andrew, Joe) performed the "Four-Chord Song" in the Talent Show

• Papa Holmes and Sayre performed "Latch".

• Half of the boys' dorms in Keefe Hall were infested with a small virus.

• Campers seasoned each other's food using high quantities of salt, pepper, and hot sauce (Especially Eric Zeng.)

• On the fourth day of session one camper clogged the bathroom at Kirby Hall due to two consecutive meals of pure burritos. Later named Burrito Boy by Easton CTY front office + admins throughout the session.

• Tom brought the hammer with him, making sure to lead all Braveheart related activities and threatening to drop the hammers on those out after lights out. He also was a contestant for Prom King with his hammer as his accomplice.

• Luke and Liz won Prom King and Queen

• The site (including a certain TA) believed that Andrian Chan and Lauren Yu were in fact brother sister despite:

 Their last names were different

 Slow dancing in the last two dances
 
 THEY WERE NOT TOGETHER. HE HAS SOMEONE AT HOME

• Yellow team won swashbuckler even though RA Larry probably had the scores in Yellow's favor.

 We needed throat candy after that

• Alex Nill ("Niller", "Anill") once again brought his traditional hat to CTY, which hadn't been washed since his first year in Bristol (Until some smart people made him). Everyone still wanted to wear/take it, especially during 4-square.

• Dance themes included "Neon Lights" on the first Friday, "Gods in Space", on the second Friday, and "CTY Prom" at the last dance.

• Sheet Togas were worn to the second dance, though quickly taken off due to the heat, and tripping hazards.

• Casino Night Theft (Known as Operation Big Balls) campers stole the money, as usual, causing there to be no winner.

• RA Tom was fully against guys shirtless in Keefe, leading to one camper changing into a shirt with no pants.

• Country CTF was won by the allied yellow and red teams, due to a camper on the green team giving their own flag to Niller, probably because of the hat.

• Christopher Lin brought his swag this year, and his unbelievable knowledge of alcohol brands, fashion, and disgust of Subaru.

• IF YOU CAN HEAR MY VOICE, CLAP ONCE.

  Everybody clapped until yelled at.

• Lord Sigue's hall with various other campers left 20+ laundry pods on a 15 foot ledge on the last day that'll probably stay there for a while.

• RA dorm raids once again happened, including two in Patrick's hall, where the weapon of choice was a rubber chicken strapped to a baseball bat wielded by Louis.

• It rained almost every other day.

• Passionfruit was restricted to nevermores and nomores only, which caused many whispers behind the administration's back.

• Points were incorrectly given out at the Swashbuckler/Color Wars.

Yellow "dominated" even though they didn't dominate THAT much (The RA score-counting was on the yellow team).

• A guy broke the dress code and was told to change (Aja wore a strapless dress for Cross-dress Day)

• People had to be separated for making out during Quad Time or at the dances.

• Light of Jesus

• With the help of Joe Marwill and his TA, Tin Vu ran out of class to kiss Julie Ortiz minutes before she departed for her shuttle. They did this in front of 2 TA's, Julie's friends, and the entire CMPS class.

• Nobody yelled "RIGHT FOOT FIRST" at the first two dances during American Pie, so half the people didn't even know they had to kick.

• The food was from a different company, so it didn't taste as good as the previous years.

• The Salami Dance (RIGHT HAND DOWN see: redrocket1738)

• RA's found out that some campers were selling hotspots to each other so hotspots were banned resulting to all the boys naming their hotspots "Brittany's Hotspot" or "Sarah's Hotspot" or "Marissa's Hotspot" since the Lafayette girls field hockey team were staying right next to them.

• Those who swam in the pool without goggles had a burning red eye and the medical office had to use a lot of eye drops.

• Passionfruit this year was a mess. Andrian and Tin were the only ones that stood up to make a speech.

• Hydrate or Diedrate (Yet the water fountains in Farinon didn't work anyway.)

• RA's banning cuddling (widely known as grass orgies) on the quad.

• 5-way capture the flag across the campus that was ridiculously messy, which included not knowing where nearly everyone was and trying to get everyone to attack blue. Red and Yellow both won.

• That huge four square in front of Pardee, which was mostly dominated by Allan's and Patrick's halls.

• Trap Queen still got played at the dances despite it being deemed CTY-I. Even the RA's were hype.

• The dances were just hype. That is all.

• Gasolina was played in the second dance even though the song was purely about sex, but only 20 people only knew Spanish so it was played and everyone danced to it.

• During the last week, Jacob mooned Kieran a total of five times, in front of five RA's and 20+ unlucky campers.

• A camper accidentally brought a virus to Keefe Hall and slowly affected many halls.

• There were rumors of drugs on campus but no disciplinary action was taken.

  Later found out to be a joke

• RA Larry bombed the "All-Star" campers team with a 25 foot heave in Staff V Students. 12-10.

• needless to say language was CTYI especially from the staff

• The Class of CMPS (and one from PSYC.A) managed to piss off their CMPS TA and site admin so much they were locked in South College and had to write "personalized and genuine" apology letters to the TA. PSYC.A student missed his bookstore run.

• WHOSE YOUR DADDY?! AAAALLAN, AAAALLAN, AAAALLAN!!!!

2015.2

Work In Progress

• Nevermore and Nomore campers had a very high standard this year.

• Known Nevermores included Robert Rodriguez, James Kim, Emanuel Ogundipe, Trevor Hohne, David Alejandro, Sophia Kotlik, and Brian Glasser

• Blammo Gods were Matt Hom and James Kim. Robert Rodriguez was the Blammo DemiGod. No winner was announced after people took targets and spoons when they didn't sign up. The games were not restarted due to people still having fun through the issues.

• Legendary RA's returned: Tom, Charles, Nallan (Allan), Louis, Sayre (SRA),

• Hunger Games" Massive CTF game with cannisters to collect, and tracker jackers/ Mutts to avoid.

• The Talent Show included:

Charlie's Angels: RA Charles An, Justin Zhao, Matt Hom, James Kim, SRA Asif Majid. With a squad of backup dancers: Trevor Hohne, Nasir Johnson, Tyrell Garnes, and Josh Turner. Performed One Direction's "One Thing"

The Chemistry in Society girls bonded together to form Radioactive Decay, the best band since the Wiggles, and performed the 12 Days of Chemistry, a parody of the hit song the 12 Days of Christmas.

Isha Mohapatra killing "Your Song" by Ellie Goulding. Camper Trevor Hohne organized the proposal of Matt Hom to her after she did so well.

• Timothy Wong (the RA) was a legendary dancer

• The original God Squad composed of Arkin Satija, Alex Hou, Trevor Hohne, and Emily Meng, with Samantha LAW at Bristol 15.2 as their RWU representative.

• Matt Hom wore almost all Vineyard Vines the whole session causing him to be known by many as "Vinny-V"

• Sangmin Lee was notoriously known for having a gum addiction, and still didn't stop chewing gum even when his instructor told him about the large amounts of sorbitol (a laxative) he was ingesting. He was also the most legendary savage ever.

• Dancing David taught everyone who took Belly Dancing as an activity in the second week the "Otso Otso", which he described as the Filipino Twerk. It was requested every week for the dance until it was finally played at the last dance.

• Because of STEAM camp occurring in the second week, the classes who normally took their breaks in the area between the Hugel Science Center and the Acopian Engineering Center were forced to go the quad for break.

• There were 5 slow songs played at the last dance: A Thousand Years, Iris, Thinking Out Loud, Stay with Me, and All My Life.

• CTYers Alex Hou and Maggie Ottenbreit became the dream couple for the first two weeks until falling apart in the third week. Whenever asked "Do you like Maggie?", Alex would always respond with "Meh." They danced together for every slow song until the third dance, when Daniel from engineering asked Maggie to dance twice, ruining Alex's night and making Alex dance with someone else instead.

• Rohith Pamidimukkala had a huge crush on Lauren Maloney. When his friends asked him to rate her out of ten, he said ten.

• Alex Krylov and Jana Mucci were a couple since the beginning of the second week but then Jana broke up with him at the beginning of the third week

• Passionfruit was a success. Many speeches and many tears

• Somebody went number 2 in a fourth floor bathroom that didn't move when flushed repeatedly. It was left there before activities and was gone when activities was over. There was even a hall meeting on it.

• Students somehow won the student vs staff soccer game. Team consisted of Jana Mucci, Justin Zhao, Coach James Kim, Emmanuel Ogundipe, Haeju Jeong, and Andrew Hong. The students won 2 games and the staff won once.

• A 16 person sleepover was attempted but just turned into a gathering where nobody actually slept and people came into the disclosed location whenever.

• Camper Robert Rodriguez had wifi but no wifi username or passcode. His phone saved it after a wild outbreak of wifi from the previous year.

• Eunice made its return with help of returning campers that loved John Guido

• Florgies were banned when the RA's decided that a group of campers lying on each others stomachs was CTY-I

• There was no casino night winner after a group of rebels stole all the money and threw it in the air at the end. Orio was not pleased and made the boys clean everything up.

• Tom's, Caglar's, and unofficially Luke's hall set the record for latest allowed lights out after winning the Amazing Race and the carnival games. Tom's hall, unofficially Luke's hall, along with Matt Hom and Alex Hou were allowed to stay up in the lounges and what-not until 1 am. Caglar's hall had 12 am lights out.

• Olabade's hall was the overall first place finisher for the Amazing Race, beating the second place team by over 20 minutes.

• During the last American Pie, the nevermores wanted nobody to run into the middle through the entire song but that was quickly overruled by RA's. Tradition was upheld in the end when the nevermore/nomore circle stood in the middle for the last chorus.

• The "Dj Lilman Anthem" dance was learned by half the campers and was very popular during the session + dances

• This Year was RA Charles last year as an RA. He's been an RA for 5 years.

• Wardrobe Wednesday, or Drag day, was a huge success. Female campers Emily Meng (Edward) and Maria van Venrooy (Mario/Mark) looked absolutely stunning as short-haired beanied males.

• Dance Themes included: "Winter Wonderland", "Neon Masquerave", and "CTY Prom: Midnight in Paris". The second dance was officially named "Neon Masquerade", but campers promptly proceeded to refer to it with a much cooler name; Neon MasqueRAVE.

• SRA's this year were Sayre Posey (RA last year) and Asif Majid

• Male camper Haeju Jeong was known as the DHA (Dry Humping Asian)

• On the last night camper Allan Ding drew a penis with a sharpie on fellow hallmate Shariah

• On the second dance there was an epic rap battle between Tyrell Garnes and Nasir Johnson

• All the male campers had a secret or not so secret crush on female camper Giuliana Giordano at least once during the session.

• We found 'Steve"/Eric's eHarmony account, and flirted with him cuz he was a bumhole who disrespected us.

2016.1

Sweatshirt

The song Sweatshirt became this session's theme song and started when campers Abraham Polanco and Guido Secchiaroli started belting it outloud in Keefe, by the end of Week One all of Keefe was singing it. SRA John and several other RA's participated in doing a 'Sweatshirt' replay record. The highest is 21 replays. Camper Austin Szatrowski was briefly called 'Jacob' for, despite his denial, looking like Jacob Sartorius. When RA Elvera was on duty for morning meds, RA Olabade blasted 'Sweatshirt' to get Elvera's girls to go out to the hall for breakfast. SRA John was found in the SRA Safari activity blasting 'Sweatshirt' on a stereo. His consequence was that he was tied to a tree.

The HamFam

HamJam, a singalong activity to the musical "Hamilton," happened twice during the session and was a favorite of many campers. The HamJam activity also created something called the "HamFam" which was made of four individuals who took part in recreating musical numbers from the musical Hamilton. These members were campers Kendra Sonberg as Angelica, Sophia Modena as Eliza, Guido Secchiaroli as Bad Peggy/Mariah, Hannah Cohen as Old/Better Peggy, and Austin Szatrowski as King George.

PSYCH-A vs PSYCH-B

Foundations of Psychology were divided into two sections, A and B. During the last canon, both classes shouted "Psych-A" and "Psych-B" at each other.

The Desolation of Heather the DRL

Heather canceled the first dance due to a "tornado warning," despite it being completely sunny and no evidence of actual tornadoes. She also canceled Lanyard Swinging because "CTY rules still apply." See Hall of Shame and Staff:EST.

Casino Night

Jim and Mark's hall won Casino Night with a grand total of $63,935 (the ending $5 was found by camper Ahaan Nalavadi from Allan's hall on the ground). Many of the other RAs made accusations of cheating. As a celebration, they stuffed the money into a cardboard box and dumped it on nevermore Erick Santana (who posted about stealing the money on Snapchat). (This led to only having a girls' dorms champions, which was Elvera's hall.) The money was hidden in a trash bag under Aja Saldana's bed and all but forgotten until the last day.

Tim/Jim Facts

RA Tim began posting true facts on the bulletin board in his common room, and they were dubbed "Tim facts." As a joke, RA Jim did the same, but posted false facts, such as "If you place raisins in grape juice, they turn into grapes," or "France has a high rate of lightning strikes because lightning always follows the path of least resistance."

Pokemon Go

Pokemon Go, released in the middle of the session, absorbed nearly 3/4 of the students, and many RAs were caught playing it as well. In one instance the boys in Engineering, plus their RA (Jim) were late coming back for quad time because they were all trying to catch a pikachu in front of Acopian and Hugel. Team Instinct was unofficially officially declared the "RAs-only team," despite many CTYers already being Instinct players. Those who were not waged a relentless war of capturing Instinct-held gyms.

Gordon Ramsay Appreciation

• Gordon Ramsay Appreciation was an activity run by RAs Jim and Allan in which students watched Gordon Ramsay shows. The first iteration was ruined because the computer in Simon 3 was broken.
  • This activity was run again in 16.2 by RAs Allan and Tim and was made a double block.

The Wifi

Ryan Lau's mother was given the Wifi password for work usage, and gave him the password. He then sold it to many people, including Yongmin Lee, who transferred it to Matthew Yoon through camper Viren Bhatia in 16.2, who then sold it again, making $160+. The students in Engineering were given the username and hints to the wifi password and quickly logged in.

All Nighter 16.1

After the final dance, camper Lennin Antunish pulled his pants down, while unbeknownst to him the DRL was visiting his floor. He was caught. To show solidarity, nevermores and onemores Aja Saldana, Erick Santana, Oscar Moreno, Omar Kenawy, Nick I-Heng Tan and Daniel Heredia pulled their pants down, and ran around Keefe 2 while belting out "A Whole New World." Oscar attempted to take off his underwear as well, but RA Jim stopped him as he mooned Omar Kenawy and Aja Saldana. RAs Allan and Jim were chased around Keefe Hall with Axe Body Spray and water guns at 2am by a mob lead by Ethan Davidov from Tim's hall. Around 3:00 in the morning, some of the boys from Ethan Davidov's Keefe 4 sleepover snuck down to the third floor to play cards with the Keefe 3 boys. Two of the Keefe 4 boys took the automatically locking staircase (John Sebastian Reardon and Young Min Lee) which prompted the RAs to swarm Keefe 3 when they knocked on the door asking to be let back in. Student Ahaan Nalavadi was duct taped to a chair and beat with the TV remote in the Keefe 2 common room at one point. A game of Uno was played in Keefe 2 at 4am because people got up too early for passionfruit. Some took multiple tries actually play something legal.

Other

• Pizza was ordered and snuck into Keefe hall at multiple times during the session.

• Many RA's were being shipped together during the session. Some included Alison and Alex, Rachel and John, Jim and Olabade. The most notorious ship was made by student Nikhil Bahal. It was his RA (Richard) and the couch in his hall. (Couchard)

• SRA John was found in the SRA Safari activity blasting 'Sweatshirt' on a stereo. His consequence was that he was tied to a tree.

• The DRL allowed Elvera's hall to get pizza after the first dance due to a CTYers 15th birthday on the day of the dance.

• During the very last improv activity, SRA John walked into the activity with calamari and a chicken parm sub, which led to RA Jim and RA Allison roasting SRA John for the activity.

• Wacky Wednesday (informally cross-dress day) was another huge success, the including male camper Oscar Moreno wearing a crop top and short shorts.

• Many returners were highly displeased with the fact that the nevermore circle and American Pie was disorderly and broke tradition.

• Dance themes were "Psycho Beach Party," though the beach party was all but forgotten and most showed up with zombie face paint, and "Midnight in Paris," in honor of Bastille Day. The final dance was scarred due to the attack on that night in Nice, France. During the first dance, a beach ball was thrown into the dance floor, and it bounced around before dislodging a light fixture in the Marlo Room and hitting a student on the head. (As of the end of 16.2, this light fixture has not been repaired.)

• The Olympics ended in a chant showdown between Team Shooting Stars and Team Party Cows. The RAs held a vote to decide the winner and RA Allison was the deciding vote in favor of the Party Cows. Team Stars was lead by Oscar Moreno, and Team Party Cows was lead by his girlfriend Vanessa Aguiar.

• Yellow team (aka the WongTons, in honor of RAs Tim and Kaitlyn Wong) won Swashbuckler, in which RA Alex wore a ridiculous pirate tricorn hat and read TERRIBLE pirate jokes.

• During the event RA Richard completed the Moby Pushup Challenge and RA Tim won an RA Awkward Lyric Reading competition by reading "Panda" by Desiigner. He is now known for saying "Panda, Panda... oh shoot... N-word... B-word." continuous laughter erupted afterward.

• Jim and Mark's hall spent much of their hall time watching Star Wars episodes 2-6. Jim's hall resident Hongyi (Tony) Lu continued to mock Chancellor Palpatine by always saying "No, no, NOOO! You shall DIE!"

• Quad time was canceled for the first week and no explanation was ever given.

• In 16.2, despite Jim leaving to be a TA in BRI, Tim continued to post Jim and Tim Facts on his bulletin board.

• The song suggestion list for Jim and Mark's hall was flooded with requests for the SpongeBob Campfire Song and Darude - Sandstorm.

• Male Camper Shanay Mehta became notorious for cursing a ton, especially while playing ERS. When RA Mark threatened to tell his parents, he quickly shut up.

• After doing case studies on the nuclear accidents at Chernobyl, Fukushima and Three Mile Island, engineering became depressed and watched FailArmy videos for an hour.

• Male campers were spotted doing laundry in the Keefe basement at 4:30 in the morning.

• Card throwing became a problem, and some of the cards that were brought to Keefe 2 ended up in the basement and on Keefe 4. Cards were also thrown off the balcony in Farinon during the final dance.

• During Quad Time one night a mob of students ran around the quad and surrounded various couples while shouting, "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" RAs took 20 minutes to break up the mob.

• RA Ryan and RA Jim's halls often chanted "RY-AN! RY-AN! RY-AN!" and "JIM! JIM! JIM!" respectively. Additionally, the chant for Ryan's team at the Olympics was, "Triple the trouble, triple the fun!" but quickly devolved into, "RY-AN! RY-AN! RY-AN!"

• Mark's hall did the Chubby Bunny challenge because someone had bought two bags of jet-puffed marshmallows at Wawa and didn't know what to do with them.

• When RA Ryan was on patrol duty on the last night, he attempted to enforce lights out at midnight, but on Keefe 2 the doors were locked and backed up with chairs until he left.

• Camper Shanay Mehta's birthday happened during the session, and some of his things were stolen and re-gifted as birthday presents. Happy Birthday was sung to him multiple times during the day at an uncomfortably loud volume. He never got his hat back.

• The Moby Pushup challenge became a nightly quad time occurrence, and Omar Kenawy, Oscar Moreno, and Nick I-Heng Tan completed it. RA Richard eventually completed it as well.

• SRA John fell off his bike twice, injuring both his wrist and calf. He also lost his sunglasses and wallet, which were "found" after a few days. RA Jim went around daring students to steal John's hat and shirt straight off of him.

• As a prize for a raffle at the boardwalk carnival, RAs Jim, Tim and Rachel were pied in the face in front of the Lafayette Statue behind Farinon.

• During the final dance, Oscar Moreno took the microphone and made a speech to his girlfriend Vanessa for their 6-month anniversary.

• Camper Lennin Antunish leaned back in his chair in the Farinon dining room and cracked the window behind him.

• The microwaves in multiple halls were unplugged by RAs due to people forgetting to put water in their ramen, and causing explosions inside. McKeen residents were then forced to use a Keurig to cook ramen.

• Student Ethan Davidov crammed 17 students into one room on Tim's hall for a sleepover before passionfruit but was broken up due to messing with RAs and other students.

• RAs Alice and Allison squirted an entire room with water guns because 8 girls were sleeping over.

• The girls on McKeen 3 did a dance performance to the Little Einsteins theme song in the Talent Show.

• Before a talent show performance, Oscar Moreno and a few others were cheering for the performers. The DRL came over and told them to shut up. RA Jim then told them, "You don't have to give a s*** about her." As a result, Oscar, Erick and DeVaune started calling Jim "J-Savage."

• The DRL Heather was easily the most hated DRL in the history of CTY. She canceled Lanyard Swinging and other activities, refused to have the first dance, did not give quad time for the first week and restricted it over the coming weeks. All the students and RAs hated her with the exception of RA Tim who would be a suck-up.

• Shortly after a fire drill, the fire alarm in Keefe went off, causing the evacuation of Keefe Hall, due to someone not taking the cover off their microwave ramen. Campus Police, the Easton Fire Dept, Easton Police Dept, the DRL and the Site Director all showed up. It took place at about 10:15, so the YS students in South College across the street witnessed it happen after lights out.

• Kevin Salas was forced to leave Keefe half way through his shower due to the fire alarm. His hall bursted into laughter as they watched Salas walk out of Keefe with soap all over his body. He also became notorious for changing activities, to the frustration of John and the RA staff.

• As a raffle prize for the boardwalk carnival event, RAs Tim, Jim and Rachel were pied in the face on the second weekend. Rachel's room and lanyard still smelled like whipped cream at the end of the session.

• Improv campers Lennin Antunish and Nicole Hom went head to head in 'Questions?' during every improv activity. Nicole won 5-1 by the end of the session.

• Before the last dance, camper Allison Brady chugged down a can of Monster (there were two servings in the can, by the way), causing her to shake uncontrollably in dinner and forget everything that happened the night before the day after. (Does this actually seem likely to anyone? Seems dramatic.)

• For the Honor Code Skits at the beginning of the session, RA Jim starred as a creepy af pedophile guy who asked RA Mark (unsuspecting small child with Jar Jar Binks voice) if he wanted to "Get in the van." RAs Allan and Ryan did a painfully awkward skit about PDA in which they tried to portray PDA without actually PDA-ing. Camper Tony Lu was accidentally left in his room during the skits.

• RA Alex carried around a speaker with RA Ryan following behind him. Usually, you can see campers Allison Brady, Caroline Chun and Nicole Hom rocking with those RAs to the rock music Alex loved to blast.

• After the final dance, camper Lennin Antunish pulled his pants down, while unbeknownst to him the DRL was visiting his floor. He was caught. To show solidarity, nevermores and onemores Aja Saldana, Erick Santana, Oscar Moreno, Omar Kenawy, Nick I-Heng Tan and Daniel Heredia pulled their pants down, and ran around Keefe 2 while belting out "A Whole New World." Oscar attempted to take off his underwear as well, but RA Jim stopped him as he mooned Omar Kenawy and Aja Saldana.

• Right before American Pie came on during the final dance, onemore Aja Saldana and nevermore Oscar Moreno clearly explained how the Easton tradition works. Ethan Davidov (now deeply hated by much of campus) then ran up to the mic and confused everyone by re-explaining the rules differently. The tradition once again was convoluted and Aja was pissed.

• The iButtons sound effects app became popular. During Engineering class one day, Hongyi (Tony) Lu randomly pressed one of the buttons and the lecture was interrupted by "SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY."

• Allan's hall officially adopted "Chacaron Macaron" as their hall anthem. Ahaan could be heard blasting it on his insanely powerful speaker from across Keefe.

• Foundations of Psychology A had a few breakdowns. One involving a lecture on depression and another involving a male student stating 'a woman who dresses scandalously is asking for rape'.

• Camper Lindsay Giovannone stole 3 plates and 2 cups from the dining hall without ever being caught. Rumor says she also stuffed a church bulletin with twenty (or more) cookies.

• Strawberry frozen yogurt was offered in the cafeteria. So was rocket pops. I don't know what everyone liked more.

• Campers John Sebastian Reardon, Kabir Singh and Theo Faugeres attempted to sleep in Reardon's closet on the first Friday night.

• Camper John Sebastian Reardon brought his extremely fluffy blanket to class on the last two days of the session and wrapped his body up in it. He was repeatedly hugged by the girls in his class and his blanket was stolen thrice. At Quad Time he was surrounded by 15 girls, led by Vanessa, who took turns hugging him repeatedly. They eventually trapped Reardon in a circle, where they walked around to other campers and said "wanna hug him?" to Reardon's amusement and extreme dismay.

• Camper Theo Faugeres was forced and guilt tripped by John Sebastian Reardon, Kabir Singh, Trrishaant Sarin and by me (camper Aaron James-Bogar) to dance with Audrey on the very last dance, something we had been "setting up" since the third day of the session. They were caught PDAing (PRIVATE Display of Affection) in the staircase next to the Marlo room.

• Camper John Sebastian Reardon was nicknamed JSalt because of his high salt factor.

• Boys in Paradoxes and Infinities would bet on how much time it would take Theo before he would start flirting. On of the students told me that the teacher Megan bet on 5 minutes after lunch and the TA Emily bet on 12 minutes after lunch.

• The class of Paradoxes and Infinities (PDOX) was notorious in foursquare for yelling out "PDOX SUPREMACY!" when four of their classmates were in the square (most often campers Kabir Singh, John Sebastian Reardon, Theo Faugeres, and Trrishaant Sarin.)

• RA Richard was known for yelling during games of ERS against his students (Derek Ni and Taylor Gao.) This strategy clearly worked, as he was undefeated.

• RA Richard was signed up for Passionfruit and forced his whole hall to go, even though all 16 of them were already going. Many of the boys stayed up all night (including John Sebastian Reardon and Kabir Singh, who were forced to by one of their classmates, and Aaron James-Bogar, who continuously played explicit rap songs in Reardon and Trrishaant Sarin's bedroom.
• Camper Trrishaant Sarin was notorious in foursquare because in a PDOX game, after getting out, said "I thought we had an alliance, a--hole." This was after another student got him out after agreeing to team up against the others

• Tony Lu was known for playing GTA: San Andreas during hall meetings.

• Yongmin was made fun of behind his back as a result of his Dab Run.

• Rishi was nicknamed the Indian Love Rishi and didn't consider the day over if he hadn't flirted with three girls at the very least.

• Camper Horacio Garcia kept a Febreeze spray next to him at all time as camper Taylor Gao often run into his (Garcia's) room randomly and fart.

• In the Keefe 3 and 4 CTYer ratings. From the female category Camper Vicky Lin was awarded flirtiest. Oscar's girlfriend Vanessa won hottest. CTYer Camper John Sebastian Reardon won saltiest.

• Watching Criminal Minds became a regular habit of those in McKeen 3 during weekends, as are spontaneous dance parties

• Camper Brianna Moglianesi remains undefeated in ERS, despite many people's best efforts to beat her.

• "rip skins, rip life..." -Colin Rozowsky

• Elvera's hall dedicated their weekends to watching Glee on Elvera's Netflix.

• Campers Olivia Kim and Lindsay Giovannone of Elvera's hall crashed a birthday party held by another hall (for Camper Abigail) and were given slices of cake. This stayed unknown throughout 16.1

2016.2

• PLEASE KEEP IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

• Session 2 was a complete success with pretty much all traditions being upheld. Only major complaints amongst students was the administration from DRL up only caring about their jobs and not the camp itself.
  • PS TO ANY ADMINISTRATION WORKER FROM CTY, PLEASE FIRE HEATHER THE DRL. SHE SINGLE HANDEDLY TRIED TO RUIN CTY.

The Plague

There was a sickness all session that spread through Keefe and McKeen Halls. Many students had to be quarantined, including Adrian from Mark's hall who was tragically sent home.

The Wifi

Lafayette College has a password-protected wifi network that only staff are permitted to use. Matthew Yoon got the wifi password from Yong Min Lee and Viren Bhatia who came in 16.1 and sold it off and made over $160. Everyone had the wifi but LC IT personally blocked his IP address because he was selling the password and binge watching Prison Break, to his annoyance and to everyone's amusement.

SpongeBob/Thomas the Tank Engine

RA Allan decorated his hall (Keefe 3) with Spongebob memes. In the first week, camper Matthew Yoon taped his phone to his door face up and played a ten hour version of Thomas the Tank Engine, with his charger connected to the outlet next to the door. Nobody was able to turn it off. When his roommate walked in, the charger came out and Matthew's phone fell, "breaking the case." His hall was also heard blasting "Chacaron Macaron" which apparently peaked at No. 20 on the Billboard UK Hot 100.

RA Jared

RA Jared inexplicably left campus during the first weekend. According to the DRL, "he had left to pursue other career options,". RA Olabade said that he had a family emergency that he had to attend to and definitely wasn't fired. No definitive answer was ever made public by the end of the session. After he left his hall there were three RAs that followed, Jordan (for one night), SRA John (for about a week) and RA Luis for the rest of the session.

Will the Satanist and the Illuminati Wars

Camper Will was known for being a "Satanist." He would randomly walk by people in the dining hall and whisper, "Hail Satan," and convinced his hall to name their Olympics team "Satan's Crabs." During sidewalk chalk, many pentagrams and Illuminati symbols were drawn. Will's Satanist beliefs are believed to have originated at CHS.15.2 during which a different camp was seen walking around Reid Hall in the wee hours of the morning, and Will concluding that they were returning from their Satanist worship session. Additonally, Mark's and Allan's halls united against RA Mark to cover his door with Illuminati symbols and Pentagrams despite him explicitly asking them not to. One night, a group of Allan's hall residents, during an ISO, wrote, "ALL HAIL THE ILLUMINATI," on Allan's door.

Matt-Square

Ryan's hall had an indoor four square court in which "Matt-Square" was created by camper Matthew Yoon. Matt-Square legalizes everything, including slams, double touching, carrying, holds and rolling. Usually instituted by Matt to stay in Ace. Ryan's hall residents Neil and Daniel were famous for saying, "THERE WAS NO NEED!" when someone got them out.

Swashbuckler

During Swashbuckler, RA Allan ("Sweatshirt") beat RA Tim ("Trap Queen") in Awkward Lyric Reading. Purple Team, with RA Richard, RA Dan, and RA Kaitlyn's hall won Swashbuckler. RA Richard notably cheered extremely loudly for his team the whole time and won the RA Moby Push-Up challenge for his team. Tragically, he did the same swish dance for 5 minutes straight in the dance off, a noble but failing strategy. He was vindicated in the end by the victory. Team Yellow during Swashbuckler also named their team after the gorilla Harambe because RA Mark likes Harambe. This led to him also convincing his whole hall to recommend Harambe as an improv suggestion during the talent show. A Harambe tribute song was heard regularly in his hall.

Daddy/Harambe/The Spicy Bois

RA Mark's hall called Mark "Daddy" for the session. They also called RA Ryan "Mommy," RA Allan "Side-Daddy," and RA Tim "Side-Mommy." When Ryan Becht and Kai Rogers from Mark's hall called him "daddy," Richard said, "Stop doing that! It's wierd!" and then under his breath, "f*ckin' wierdos." This also lead to casino night gang on his hall that spread to others known as the "Spicy Bois," who planned but never executed a casino night robbery. Mark's hall chanted "When I say "spicy!" you say "daddy!" SPICY! DADDY! SPICY! DADDY!" While everyone was bawling after the last American Pie, RA Ryan attempted to make everyone smile by shouting, "When I say 'Spicy!' you say 'Tuna!'" and everyone responded with "SPICY! TUNA! SPICY TUNA! SPICY! TUNA! SPICY TUNA!" The fish changed multiple times before Mark's hall resident LaMin Lin shouted, "You're demeaning the high order of the spicy daddies!" Everyone promptly shut up, but continued as the boys walked from Farinon back to Keefe. Because RA Mark missed Harambe, he was adopted as his hall's mascot, and his hall was often heard chanting, "HARAMBE! HARAMBE!"

Braveheart and Meh vs. RA Mark

The legendary return of Braveheart, Meh, and Worst Activity Ever despite parent complaints. During Meh, soccer, run by RA Mark, was invaded and he was nearly screaming at RA Ryan for instigating the activity. Braveheart stormed through football (also run by Mark) twice. During the second run, the students in football lined up facing Braveheart and chanted, "COME AT ME BRO!" Someone yelled, "FREEDOM!" and a charge ensued. Mark was really salty and was noted as screaming, "YOU THERE! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A COUNT OF 3 TO PUT THAT CONE DOWN!" and instructed the football players to attack the students in the other activity. Worst Activity Ever was renamed "Paper Clip Hunting," to reflect its true nature.

Talent Show

Nevermores Matt Hua, Matt Hom and RA Kaitlyn (a five-year freak) performed the Nevermore Song in the Talent Show. Nevermore Matt Hua wrote and read a poem entitled "The CTY Journey," as he did in 14.2. Everyone cried and he received a standing ovation. Nevermore Isaiah Chagas performed "Lost in Thoughts, All Alone," and dedicated it to a friend who had recently died in a tragic accident. Campers Emily Stass and Cece Simmons performed Jacob Sartorius' "Hit or Miss." It had all the YS students on their feet. There was a boy band called "@the_hom on Instagram" based on camper Matt Hom's instagram name that performed Glad You Came by The Wanted. The band was composed of Matt Hom, Kartik Pejavara, Dan Guido, Andrew Crisol, and RA Allan Hall. It was super dummy lit.

Returning Traditions

Tim's legendary activities TimFoil and Tim's Pictionary of Death returned. Legendary returning RAs included Tim Wong, Olabade Omole, Allan Hall and SRA John Guido. The ever so swag boss John Guido himself was back as SRA and will be forever recognized as the greatest SRA to ever grace CTY. He wore a total of 13 lanyards to the final dance. He confirmed that he is never coming back due to his frustration with admin and that he "saw a side of the camp that was enough to forever change my perception of it. And for that reason and other reasons I cannot justify returning." John, you will be forever missed. Gordon Ramsay Appreciation, an activity started by RAs Jim and Allan in 16.1, continued. Jim Facts (see EST.16.1) were resurrected by RA Tim, and on the first day of the session, RA Allan wrote, "Proud supporter of Jim Facts (obviously superior)."

• Nevermore Matt Hom was reigning slap box champion after beating camper Dan Guido multiple times with 14 hits to 1 on one occasion, scaring the daylights out of hated camper Themis Kanag, and then going unopposed for the rest of the session.

• The girls' bathrooms and showers were disgusting and filled with hairballs.

• During the first dance, during Thinking Out Loud, Wes Kim and Trinity Liang were slow dancing when a group lead by James Yu surrounded them and pointed phone flashlights at them, making them feel really awkward.

• Before the first dance, Matthew Yoon decided that he needed to fix his hair. He borrowed Tyrone Lee's gel and then spend the next 30 MINUTES screaming in the bathroom about how it was only getting worse and that Tyrone's gel wasn't working, to the amusement of his hall.

• RA Dan, RA Richard, Nevermore Matt Hom and Brian all did epic poi performances with glowsticks to Darude - Sandstorm during the 3 dances.

• Quad time was highly mediocre due to many students favoring just sitting inside Farinon and being antisocial. However, campers Andrew Knops, Ben Evelson, and many others from Mark's hall started a walk to the song "Grandiose" in which they looped around the inside of Farinon and the Quad. It ended with multiple people trying to stop them as they kept on looping it until it got annoying.

• During The Hunger Games, Daphne suggested that if we didn't have enough resources, then we should sacrifice Jackie. Jackie still has not been sacrificed

• Camper Jackie Dron started teaching SRA John how to dance the Macarena at casino night and he danced it with her at the final dance. This included Camper La-min Lin creating a Macarena circle.

• Henry was known for annoying the girls in Elvera's hall with constant "LOLL's", and the girls (Ariana Huang, Jessica Lin, Felicia Su, and Laetitia Park) responded by stealing their hats and hitting them with Kate's bag, which Henry deeply feared and despised.

• Matt Hom was blammo god and Andrew Crisol was blammo demigod. Allan's hall got extended lights out on one occasion because SRA John made a deal with Tyrone Lee in which extra blammo spoons were exchanged for later lights out.

• During the second dance, camper Siena decided it would be a good idea to make a debate while standing on a table but was immediately caught by a TA.

• Camper Tyrone Lee created a complex family tree involving multiple students on his hall as well as 4 different foursquare balls, named Cherry, Junior, Red and Rainbow.

• PDOX was obsessed with the number 31 after they were tricked into believing an answer was 32 instead of 31

• Great Cases learned some legal things but mostly talked about satanic crabs, Jared (an RA that left for unexplained reasons), Canada, and slept.

• Camper Ryan Becht was called Derik for most of the session because camper Alex Axton referenced a Harvard rejection letter to which Ryan replied with Derik.

• RA Allan called RA Richard a "stereotypical frat boy", despite RA Richard hanging Magic: The Gathering Cards on all of his students doors.

• RA Richard attempted multiple times to complete the Moby Pushup Challenge, but never succeeded. He did however, get farther than anyone else in the camp by a sizable margin and got to 15 seconds left in the song.

• Instructor Eric had an obsession with yelling at CTY campers for not wearing their lanyards. At the final dance, he signed everyone's lanyards. Additonally, everyone in the PDOX class took off their lanyards on the last day and put it on Eric.

• SRA John was caught during SRA Safari meditating with fellow campers while listening to the song "Sweatshirt" and had a cooler full of ice water dumped on him.

• Camper Ben Evelson tried to cut his hair once with a broken blammo spoon

• Matt Hom, Jorge Garcia, Henry Rodgriguez, Andrew Crisol, and Emmanuel, and many others led a dorm wide game of hide and seek that was just a mass chaos. The game was stopped after a while when RA Dan shouted "HEATHER IS COMING"

• Wardrobe Wednesday (aka Cross-Dress Day) was a huge success and boys finally understood how small girl pockets were while girls were in awe of how comfy boys clothing was.

• During the last quad time, there was a semi-secret meeting between SRA John, forevermore Heidi Wong and Nevermore Matt Hom. According to rumor, they were discussing the future of Easton and the disaster that was canon in 16.1

• Since blammo started on the second Monday, there were still a considerable number of people left in on the last quad time. Likewise, Matt Hom announced the blammo purge in which all are susceptible to blammos, even if one has their spoon. There was much controversy, and the meeting mentioned above was interrupted due to blammo disagreements.

• Co-winners of blammo in the end were Tyrone Lee for his immense heart, even though he got out, and Jayden for staying in when nobody even knew he was playing.

• Because it was RA Allan's final year, he bought food from Wawa for everyone from his hall on his day off and during class on the final day.

• There were many instances during the dances when SRA John Guido and RA Kaitlyn Wong would dance next to their camper siblings, Dan Guido and Meagan Wong, who were also dancing together. Many LOLs.

• Notable couples included Sophia Phaltankar and Kartik Pejavara, Andrew Crisol and Layla Profeta, Matt Hom and Natalie Ladino (cute but still unknown if they were actually a couple), Victoria Pham and Robert Yoon, Will Garcia and Sophia Ramos, Dan Guido and Meagan Wong, Henry Rodriguez and Jackie Dron (they weren't technically a thing (there was a lot of drama)and Jackie ended up dancing with Philip at the final dance), Tyrone Lee and Carolyn (ended quickly), Wes Kim and Trinity Liang and Jayden and Emma (Having met at the Haverford last year will soon celebrate their 1 year anniversary as they continue their long distance relationship, Jayden lives in Hong Kong and Emma in the US) (SO much PDA)(Relationship Goals af.)

• During the last dance nevermore Matt Hom added the song "Country Roads," by John Denver with modified CTY inspired lyrics to the canon and everyone sung along to it.

• During the last dance, the canon song "Stairway to Heaven" wasn't played, which upset many campers.

• American Pie was done correctly and the nevermore circle at the last dance went seamlessly. More than half of campus was bawling after American Pie and hugs were exchanged even between strangers. Campers Zared Cohen and MiniMax ran around and screamed, to the frustration of everyone else as well as randomly poking people with chopsticks.

• During the last class session, Eric Wang fell asleep under two chairs and Felicia Su took legendary pictures. In addition, the entire Great Cases class crammed into the elevator and took multiple selfies.

Tyrone Lee and William Wu

During sleepovers on the second friday night, Tyrone Lee and William Wu were in the same room. Allegedly, Tyrone spilled gatorade on Will's mattress. Will then took "Cherry," Tyrone's "daughter" foursquare ball, and punted it off the balcony of Keefe 3. The next morning, Will poured gatorade on Tyrone's mattress and dumped a half a bag of stale potato chips between his mattress and fitted sheet. The mattress was never moved. Before the talent show in Marlo, the sleepover's host notified Tyrone's (now ex-) girlfriend Carolyn about what had happened. Tyrone was notified and got extremely mad, much to the amusement of Will, Austin Szatrowski, Ryan Burns, Matthew Yoon and others. After the Talent Show, the potato chips and gatorade where cleaned, and it seemed that all was well. That night, Tyrone began chasing Matthew and Will around Keefe. Coincidentally, there was a giant game of Hide and Seek involving Matt Hom, Jorge Garcia, Emmanuel, Henry Suchite Rodriguez and others, and their search party was often confused for the search party for Matthew and Will. At one point Matthew locked himself in the bathroom on Ryan's hall and an unknown person somehow used his meal card to pick the lock. When Tyrone was searching for Matthew, Will snuck into his room (which was unlocked) and took Tyrone's belt, which he had used to threaten people with before, most likely because he was scared of it being actually used. He then went down the hall and took refuge in Austin and Matthew's room. Jorge and Emmanuel got the door open and Matthew stayed in while Will slipped into Isaac Ly and Krish Samtani's room (adjacent to Austin and Matthew). Someone tipped off Tyrone, and he began banging and kicking at the door while screaming expletives at Will. Insults and expletives were exchanged on both sides. Austin Szatrowski, present with Tyrone and Emmanuel got Will to open the door in hopes of cooling off the situation. Tyrone immediately rushed in, and William attempted to defend himself and hit Tyrone with the belt, punches flew, and then RA Dan was called in and ushered everyone out but Matthew (still in his room), Tyrone and Will. All people involved were brought to South College to be interviewed by the DRL and the SD. No disciplinary action was taken against either involved parties.

The Pardee Stench

During the last few days of the session, an AWFUL smell developed in Pardee, which was officially reported by the LC janitorial staff as coming from pee on the floor in the men's bathroom, attributed to Baby CTYers.

All-Nighter 16.2

On the last night of the session, a 12-person mob including Alec Dron, Austin Szatrowski, Henry Rodriguez, Matthew Yoon, Emmanuel, Ryan Burns, Kai Rogers and others ran around Keefe. John caught them ding dong ditching, and the group woke up RA Mark who told them, "Congratulations. You woke me up. Now get the heck off my floor." Andrew Knops from Ryan's hall supplied everyone with day-old awful-tasting Mountain Dew to stay awake. William Wu spilled half the bottle on his mattress. Later that night, the mob went into some peoples rooms and for some reason found two campers sleeping on the same bed. Matt Hua wrote "Long Live CTY. -Matt Hua" on everyone's door.

• Passionfruit was mostly successful, featuring emotional speeches by nevermores Matt Hua and Matt Hom. For unexplained reasons, attendees were given fruit punch rather than passionfruit juice. This was nevermore Matt Hom's fourth and last year at the Easton site. He gave an emotional speech at passionfruit thanking everybody and CTY for the impact it had on his life and the impacts he had made on the site. What a god.

2017.1

The Bristolpocalypse

Due to the sudden influx of RAs from Bristol, including, but not limited to, Tommy, Bobby, Chris, and Chadd, many Easton traditions got Bristol-ified. Many students are now headed to Bristol for next year and leaving Easton. Dances were screwed up but were not made better due to a Nevermore screaming at an RA and then having to get yelled at by Sayre on his last day.

Gordon Ramsay Appreciation

Jim's legendary activity from 16.1 returned, and during the third week, well over half the campus crammed into Simon 3 to witness the adventures and oratory of the High Holy Culinary Savage himself. When Braveheart and Meh broke in, they just sat down and stayed for the rest of the period. Episodes screened were Amy's Baking Company (as is traditional), The Brick Hotel (which Jim accidentally played before in 16.1), and the Burger Kitchen (parts 1 and 2).

Blammo

Blammo was run for the first time, it is believed, at EST.1, by Aja Saldana, with the help of Demi-gods Hannah Cohen and Austin Szatrowski. Due to lack of publicity, the blammo target sheet was opened to RAs who accidentally signed up kids multiple times leading to a general mess. The purge was called on the last Wednesday. At midnight on Thursday, Ryan Burns was declared winner with a whopping 11 kills. He subsequently redistributed his prize double stuff oreos to everyone he knew.

1st Dance

Was not canceled, to the relief of many 16.1 returners. See Hall of Shame:EST. As a prank, Jahsiah jumped up onto one of the podiums in Marlo and performed pelvic thrusts. Stairway was not played for reasons as of yet unknown.

Capture the Flag

Mandatory Fun for 1st Saturday was Capture the Flag, in which the Quad (designated a universal safe zone) and surrounding areas were divided into sectors, each of 5 teams assigned to one, in which to hide their flag. All teams planned and prepared extensively. Cheating was rampant, due in part to lack of coordination and rule enforcement. Purple buried their flag in a vent beside Pardee. Green team's Nikhil Sharma (who was somehow 5'9" and 115 pounds) stood on the shoulders of Andrew Dawson (the tallest kid on campus), to lodge their flag about 15 feet up a tree. Red team had the other teams fooled with their decoy flag, as well as jailing many Blue team campers. Because of the Blue team consistently demanding for their "rights", many Red team members provided the Blue Team one cup of water to share amongst each other. Many teams denied the nature of reality with respect to where lines were and whether people were across them. No winner was declared because no team ever successfully captured, and the closest was Purple getting a shred of blue's decoy flag. The event was topped off with the RAs announcing, with all seriousness, that someone had stolen FIVE water coolers off the table on the quad. It is unknown if they were ever returned.

Staff v. Students Soccer Game (2017)

Due to lack of RA participation, some students were assigned to the staff team. Few people paid attention and about a dozen fell asleep. It is believed, though unverified that the final score was Students 3, Staff 2. RIP Josh Shi's ankle. :)

2nd Dance

Themed "All that Glitters is Gold." Despite obvious Smash Mouth - All Star reference, said song was not played. Canon was a mess, and Sayre was not pleased.

Swashbuckler

Held for the first time since 15.2 in Colton.

• Blue team was penalized before Swashbuckler even began for booing ("blueing") other teams. They started the event with a score of -5 and finished with a score of 0.
• A representative from Blue Team won the cup stacking competition, despite orange clearly completing it first. The rationale used was that it did not "freely stand" even though it was struck down in order to restack the cups.
• During "Oreo Unicorn," which involved stacking Oreos on a partner's head, everyone tried to steal Oreos from other teams except for Andrew Dawson and Josh Shi from red team. Therefore, they won by default.
• Michael Zhou (orange) won Lip Sync Battle with an epic show to Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius, with camper Alivia Jiang (blue) putting up a close call for the win.
• Paper Airplane Building was highly contentious because both green and orange's planes landed in the audience, and audience members caught and moved them (engineering somehow managed to come in last place).
• A question was asked about the cost of Lafayette's tuition, and the RAs decided to trust a random website over the Lafayette website, which would have given the red team a point
• The Moby Pushup Challenge was not completed by anyone.
• The plank challenge was declared a tie after 5 minutes, much to the displeasure of red team who believed that Andrew Dawson would have won.
• Basically a head to head battle in CTY Trivia by active Easton RealCTY writers, in teams red (Nicole Hom being the only writer in that team) and orange (various writers). Tied because an Orange Team member who was not participating had their phone out.
• Cheetos/Shower caps/shaving cream was not held due to aforementioned Bristolization. CLARIFICATION: According to an anonymous source, Lafayette staff requested that shaving cream not be used in the newly renovated Colton Chapel. 0 former Bristol RAs participated in the planning of Swashbuckler'.
• Wow what a surprise! Shaheem won the RA Lip Sync/Dance Battle! Who saw that coming?
• Orange won second place in the chanting competition despite CTYers Aja and Michelle leading the chant from the balcony.
• Green ultimately won by one point. Red and Orange teams were both dissatisfied with questionable judging practices.

Casino Night

Casino Night, as was traditional was held in Marlo. Colin Gibney and Nikhil Sharma of Chadd's hall plotted to steal a whole pile of $500 bills and $100 bills from the Texas Hold'em table 5 minutes in. They tried to disrtract the dealer, but Alberto Torres of Chris's caught on and stole all of the $500 bills, leaving the 2 with only the $100 bills. After more numerous petty attempts to swipe money off tables, RA Tommy outlawed running. Anyone spotted moving faster than walking was stopped and had most of their money confiscated. A conference room in Farinon was used as "Jail" were most people had themselves arrested just to go in and play cards with their friends. Each RA offered a prize, and the order of winnings by hall determined the order in which halls got to pick prizes. Tommy's hall bet 97% of their money on RA Tommy to win the horse race with RA Imani on his back, and he lost, putting his own galling in a whopping 13th place out of 13 teams. Chris's hall won, and chose "Rock Climbing" with Tommy. However, the climbing wall in the athletic center was closed, so they ran up and down the Farinon steps for half an hour. Jim's hall got to choose Allan's food for a meal, and they served all the food they could find on top of a bed of orange jello and Reddi-Whip, a cupcake doused in hot sauce, and a concoction of all the drinks plus rice and oatmeal. Chadd's hall had Jim wait their table at dinner. Jim went full savage mode and brought ice, known as "solid" or "frozen" water when anyone asked for water, "forgot" what people wanted, and "accidentally" spilled powerade on people's food. When whole milk was ordered, Jim brought a "whole" glass of soy milk and when fruit punch was ordered, Jim brought a glass of water with a pear in it. When people asked for a whole pizza, Jim brought back pizzas with just the crust forming a circle, or a "hole" pizza. Gail's hall received a reward of "Pieing Gail and one other RA in the Face", but they later changed it to a ramen night while watching the CTYI movie "White Chicks".

3rd Dance

For the third dance, CTYer Ethan Kim made the playlist. However, DJs Marvin and Shaheem did not play his playlist until everyone began to leave. Ethan begged them to play it claiming everyone would return. Marvin reluctantly agreed. Just like Ethan said, everyone rushed back onto the dance floor. Ethan became so happy that he took off his shirt. No RAs noticed.

Quotes

• "My mans is THICC in the YS" -Andrew Dawson and Josh Shi

• "Are you in line?" -Aidan O'Neil, part time pick up line wizard.

• "He has fingers like a wizard!" "That's what she said."

• "That's not a thing" - RA Tommy whenever he caught a kid doing something they weren't supposed to be doing

• "You frickin bean" -Thomas Beachem

• "Go get that girl, Chaddy!" -John Rytel

• "I'll have the wifi tomorrow guys" -Max Samroengraja, every day of camp

• "Have you been to Peru before?" -Andrew Nikitkov (also part time pick up line wizard), to a native Peruvian

• "It's called a firing SQUAD for a reason!" -Nicole Hom to Jenna Smith

• "Oh, that's a foot." -Olivia Ray, upon sitting on Nicole Hom's feet during a sleepover.

• "No homo" -Every male CTYer, every female CTYer on Cross dress day

• "Not in MY good Christian suburb!" -Great Cases, whenever marijuana was brought up in conversation

• • "IS THAT A MARY-J-WANDA IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURBS???" -Liza's Hall

• "When I was an egg, I ate four dozen lads!" -Liza's Hall

• "Are you popular at your school??" - Eli Cohen

• "You thought I was wearing a dress?" -jumps out to reveal jumpsuit- "SIKE!" -Olivia Ray

Count Offs

Many of the halls had unique "count offs." Notable count offs include Bobby's halls ending each count off with "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs!" and Shaheem's hall yelling "rubber hard!" After each count off. Liza's hall, though two of her girls left, was to the intro of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air". Gail's hall was also famous for always screwing up their countoff, after Octavia's hall did theirs perfectly.

All-Nighter 17.1

CTYers Josh Shi, Colin Gibney, Ryan Brace, Jacob Kaydin, and Alec Dron were at a sleepover with Bei Lin, Andres Arocho, Lucas Fernandes and Can Tunceli. Andres and Can disappeared. Bei was asleep through the whole thing, but Joshi, Colin, Ryan, Jacob, and Alec decided to go look for them. They went to the first floor and saw SRA Marvin. Joshi already had three strikes and was on probation. One more would get him kicked out of camp, so the five of them ran and hid under the stairs in the basement of McKeen. A few RA's walked down looking for them, but they stayed silent. The RA's walked past a few times and Joshi was freaking out about being kicked out of CTY. Once they heard the RA's go back up the stairs, they ran through the basement like a bunch of monkeys and sprinted up the stairs back to the room without being caught. Can then got caught by RA's coming back because they wouldn't open the door.

Oreo Passionfruit

During the classic all nighter on June 13th, a CTYer named Can Tunceli conducted Oreo PassionFruit. Oreo PassionFruit was created at Bristol 16.1 by Can Tunceli and then-nevermores Andrian Chan and Joe Marwill. During Oreo PassionFruit each participant holds an Oreo in their hand and speaks about what their CTY story is, without any restrictions, they feel free to spout their inner most thoughts about CTY. This years Oreo PassionFruit participants were:

• Andrew Dawson
• Alec Dron
• Ryan Brace
• Lucas Fernandes
• Aidan O'Neil
• Josh Shi
• Jacob Kayden
• Andres Arocho
• Colin Gibney
• Can "Sperm" Tunceli

All participants of Oreo PassionFruit take a vow to pass it on their next session at CTY to make it a tradition

"This was started because of our frustration of Can and other sperm (endearing, isn't it?) not being able to participate in BRI 16.1 Passionfruit as they weren't nomores or nevermores. We felt that anyone should be welcome to speeches and moments shared by CTYers. Oreo Passionfruit was our last night spent together with Oreos from Hong Kong hastily packed and subsequently forgotten until the all-nighter. Hopefully everyone will be allowed to Passionfruit; OPF remains the RA-less, admin-less version to vent, to cry, to laugh, to hug, to go full CTYi; we hope this continues." - Andrian Chan and Joe Marwill

Passionfruit

Passionfruit was attended by around 75 kids with only 21 of them actually being nevermores or nomores. Anthony Lara and Alberto Torres gave speeches about 2 hours after telling everyone that they would both be at Bristol 18.1. Emotional speeches were given by nevermores "Fedora Tom" Thomas Turner, Aja Saldana, Alberto Torres, Anthony, Hannah Cohen and Valerie Hui, among others. Even though there were a small amount of cups, the "CTY" looked pretty good.

Issues with Canon

CTYer Nicole Hom was very put off about the absence of "Stacy's Mom" from the first and second dances, though it was played at the third (she went home before the third dance) due to RA Gail's Hall filling their whole sign up sheet with the song title. However, there were more serious issues with canon during the session. Stairway was played only once, many of the non-line-dance Lower and Upper Canon songs were not played, and the order of canon was upset at the second dance. During the last dance, a DJ mishap caused a Nicki Minaj song to be played in the middle of the High Holy Canon, and CTYer Aja Saldana cursed at two RAs. (He later was given a "talk" by DRL Sayre Posey for his behavior, but no punishment was conferred.)

Ralph

CTYer Ralph Velasquez was generally known as a good guy by everyone. No special achievements, just a nice guy. He did convince most of campus that him and Demi-God Hannah Cohen were step siblings however. He came clean on the last day, however, because he's a good guy and doesn't decieve people. Ralph was known for his talented dance moves and ability to make friends.

Rice Purity Test

CTYer Josh Shi, who attended Bristol 16.2, introduced the Rice Purity Test to Easton, and everyone began to take it. The test gives a list of 100 actions, and the less you check off as having done, the more pure you are. Notable scores include: (higher score = more pure)

• Alberto Torres: 27 (camp low)
• Valerie Hui: 94 (surprisingly high)
• Colin Gibney: 61 (quite low for a 13 year old)
• Josh Shi: 46 (he constantly asked others if they had a lower score than him because he did not want to be the lowest)
• Aja Saldana: 69 exactly ;)

"One Ball Wonder"

A first year CTYer had a strange incident in the middle of the night during the second week. He fell off his bed, landing on his male genitalia. He ended going up going to the hospital and got an ultrasound on his nether regions for 40 minutes by a 55 year-old woman. RA Chadd and RA Tommy's halls found this very amusing and began to joke that he was infertile. Chadd's boys even coined the nickname "One Ball Wonder" for him. However, the fun was short lived after almost every boy from Chadd's hall was interrogated and scolded by DRL Sayre at a lunch during third week.

Other Random Memories

• After the engineering class's Rube Goldberg Machine failed miserably, Thomas Beacham loudly cursed physics and voiced his displease with CTY. He was promptly sent outside for the rest of class.

• On the first day, Andrew Dawson hit his head on the roof of McKeen's second floor. This left a dent on the roof and a bump on Dawson's head that remained there for all three weeks.

• During SRA Safari, campers tied RA Bobby and SRA Ally up to trees and threatened them for the Wifi password with waterguns.

• Ryan Brace and Josh Shi were famous for their attempts to "cockblock" Andrew Dawson from his girlfriend Rebekah Choi at quad time.

• Due to the lack of a lounge on the second floor of McKeen, Aidan O'Neil, Andrew Dawson, Nikhil Sharma, Colin Gibney, Josh Shi, and John Rytel of Chadd's hall often used the Linen Room and it's comfortable couch as a lounge. Unfortunately, RA Tommy confiscated the couch so he could put it in his room and keep it for himself.

• During a game of monkey in the middle between John Rytel, Nikhil Sharma, and Andrew Dawson, a tennis ball shattered the mirror on the second floor of McKeen.

• Andrew Dawson was know for signing up for indoor soccer, but playing basketball with random college students instead of actually playing soccer.

• Chadd's hall was willing to pay Thomas Beacham $20 to do a belly flop off of the diving board, but he always chickened out. Josh Shi did do a belly flop for $5 on the first day.

• While playing ERS, Josh Shi was known for loudly swearing. Andrew Dawson was the best ERS player at the camp, but Josh Shi beat him once causing Dawson to throw his box of cards and break them.

• Chadd's hall had a rule that in ERS, you had two free chances to slap back in. After those two free chances, you would have to pull a pube if you unsuccessfully tried to slap back in. Josh Shi frequently had to pull one, and he began to put them on Andrew Dawson. This resulted in a Dawson nearly having a seizure every time he was touched by a pube.

• Josh Shi and Alec Dron had their makeup done for Twinning Tuesday. Alec's makeup was decent, but Josh's was completely ruined by Cole Martin and Ethan Kim.

• Alec Dron, Cole Martin, and Lucas Fernandes dumped cold water, floss, garbage, and more on Can Tunceli while he was taking a shower. It was funny for everyone except Can, but when RA Tommy found out, they got in trouble. Cole even had to go to detention at DRL Sayre's office.

• Sam Boulos loved to play spin the bottle during any downtime he had, leading to him making out with three girls consecutively during a four square activity in the last week.

• Allan's Hall tried to bring back a past tradition called 'Half Casual Friday', but to no avail.

2017.2

Returning Campers and Staff

Returning OS RAs were only Jim and Allan, both on McKeen 3. Returning students included double session-er Austin Szatrowski (16.1, 16.2, 17.1), Sebastian Reardon (14.1, 15.1, 16.1), Omar Kenawy (15.1, 16.1), Kaley Taylor (15.1, 16.1), Kai Rogers (16.2), Sophia Phaltankar (15.1, 16.2), Meagan Wong (16.2), Ben Goldfried (16.2), Phillip Alexeev (15.2, 16.2), La-Min Lin (16.2), Adrian Ricketts (16.2), Jeremy Eng (15.2, 16.2), Alisha (17.1), Jeremy Ng (15.1), Drew Slager (16.2), and many more. '(PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST IF YOU KNOW ANY MORE RETURNING CAMPERS!!)

Gordon Ramsay Appreciation

Once again, Jim returned with his legendary activity, this time reaching a new record of 130 students, requiring that half go to Simon and half go to Limburg. Episodes screened were Amy's Baking Company, Dillon's, and Cafe Hon, all from Kitchen Nightmares.

86

During the Cafe Hon episode of Kitchen Nightmares, the owner had a habit of telling her staff to remove dishes from the menu by telling them to "86 the [item]!". In response, students followed suit saying things like "86 your life!" or "86 that!"

The Scavenger Hunt (Tommy's torture)

A scavenger hunt around campus, in which halls posted their finds and completed tasks on a dedicated instagram page was run by RA Tommy for mandatory fun on 1st Saturday. Imani's hall won because of course they did.

Notable Instagram account names include:

• @MarthasMunchkins17.2 - RA Allan's hall. Stemmed from a Math and Money joke in which camper Ankur Madaan talked about his fictional dead wife Martha.
• @BobbysBasementBoys - RA Bobby's hall. They were subsequently called that for the rest of the session.
• @the.real.respectors.of.women- RA Jim's hall started off the scaveneger hunt with the respecters of women name but after it was deemed CTY-I they changed it to @upholdersofhonorcode and in the bio Fernando Martinez put "apparently the.real.respecters.of.women is ctyi🙄" Jim made him change it to just "respecting women is no joke" on the last day of the session Jim turned the account into his own personal account, seriously he did @drmagicspaceman

Most "Lit" at the dances

Anytime Bobby or Shaheem would start dancing it was always lit and the students would form a circle yelling "HEY! HEY! HEY!" Fernando Martinez somehow knew all the lyrics to almost every rap song played at the dances. The littest group was always the group that had Allen, Fernando and Omar. At the last dance RA Jim got down to Say my Name. At the second dance David Berenfield was thrown up into the air, and all students involved in the incident were taken out of the dance floor and brought to DRL Sayre's office. No disciplinary action was ever taken against them. Everyone would always end up drenched in sweat after the dance.

Casino Night

Held, as traditional, first weekend. Shaheem's hall came in first, despite accusations and bragging about favorable treatment from Allan's Blackjack table and cheating rackets. Shaheem's hall won with a whopping $45,020 thanks to hard work done by finessing Allan's Blackjack table through the mastermind plans of Phillip Alexeev. Allan was notorious to not paying attention to how much money people bet in his table. So after many campers won, Shaheem's hall would slip in an extra $20-$50 which led to hundreds more in profits. If they lost, they would take the money back right before Alan was collecting and usually got away with it. Fernando Martinez, was snitched out for stealing money from the dealers, Tommy then proceeded to chasing him around the Marlo room as Fernando scram "no running", Fernando was later caught with more than 6,000 dollars, and was put in jail. Jon Hunt, who was the subject of a running joke about his gambling addiction, lost a great sum of money and took out a $10000 loan from the bank, but never paid it back. His hall made $3000, leaving them $7000 under water, which RA Allan told his hall was potentially the biggest debt of all time. His hall then started the hashtag #Wheresthe7k and most were quite salty. Gail would move the American flag wheel onto a slot that meant winning more money, but she only did this for the girls in her hall. Shaheem's hall won a candy buffet, Gail's Hall won an extra Wawa run, Tommy's hall had Allan read them a bedtime story which just turned into a gossip session, Liza's Hall won Netflix night, and Jim's hall had Bobby write a rap about them even though he never performed it for anyone. Allan's hall's "prize" was a hall meeting with Site Director Brian Howard outside the back entrance of Farinon. Those in jail were forced to do math worksheets, which a girl from Nicole's Hall and a girl from Liza's Hall attempted to steal.

Swashbuckler

Swashbuckler consisted of just 4 teams, Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green. The yellow team was disqualified from all chanting championships for yelling "ASIAN POWER!" before the event. The red team and blue team had chants that sounded oddly alike, and they were the only two teams who competed for first place, with Red defeating Blue by a score of 9 to 5. The blue team's chant dissolved into "AL-LAN! AL-LAN! AL-LAN!" during the first challenge, but SRA Marvin awarded them the points anyway. Notable challenges included:

• Drew Slager from the Red team beat fierce competition during the camper lip-sync battle of "Sweatshirt" and reprised his talent during the talent show. He was voted MVP of the Red team.

Tommunism Prevails

The Red team in Swashbuckler was lead by RA Tommy, and named their party the "Tommunists." After winning every challenge they played the Soviet Union national anthem and saluted Tommy's Marist Red Foxes flag. After the activity, Drew Slager and Isaiah Fernandez from Tommy's hall hung the flag and a sign saying "Tommunism Prevails" in the stairwell, but it did not last very long before being vandalized by Jim and Allan's halls.

Blammo

The Blammo gods were Sophia Phaltankar, Meagan Wong, and Phillip Alexeev for 17.2. Spoons were distributed the second Tuesday night and the game officially began Wednesday at noon. There was a total of 129 players. Co-winners were declared Isaiah Fernandez and Julia Past, each having nine kills on the last day.

Frisbee Baseball

A joke of a sport invented accidentally at lunch quad time by Kai Rogers, Leo Zheng, Austin Szatrowski, Justin Baumann, Allen Potts, Adrian Ricketts and Lamin Lin. Played the same way as regular baseball but the batter catches the frisbee and then throws it back. A variant was played using Leo's pillow as a bat before Mandatory Fun on Second Sunday. Run as a standard activity, but fell apart due to lack of umpiring, only Austin, Leo and Justin being present, and high salt from a number of participants. The rest of the frisbee baseball gods were off playing in Chadd's basketball tournament, causing some of the struggles with the activity.

2nd Dance

The Second Dance's theme was a space rave entitled "Night Riders and Highlighters." Glowsticks were distributed at the entrance and all windows were covered with black paper. Unlike previous dances, the DJ table was placed on the left carpet of Marlo and the right carpet area was cordoned off.

Sleepovers

Inter-floor sleepovers were supposed to be banned during the session. RA Jim discovered 2 campers, Max Tjen and Parth Shah, from the basement in campers Sebastian Reardon and Steven Zharov's room on McKeen 3 shortly before lights out on the first Saturday. The two basement campers then proceeded to hide in bathroom stalls on McKeen 3 until 11:45, when they snuck around and went into the room without ever being caught. Camper Austin Szatrowski fit 7 people into his room during the second weekend, including Sebastian's mattress on the double desks hanging off of the side. 12 donuts were stacked on camper Ankur Madaan's head on the first Friday night. On the first sleepover night Justin Baumann and Austin Szatrowski decided to play something on a speaker at about 1 AM Fernando Martinez requested whale songs, so a "soothing whale song" was played throughout the hallways of McKeen 3 at 1 am while 4 RA's and SRA Marvin were in the common room. "Damn kids with their beluga whale music" -Justin Baumann. 122 Cheetos were stacked on Jon Hunt (yes, 122) by Sebastian Reardon on the final night.

All Nighter 17.2

Once again, the RAs took shifts patrolling the kids on the last night of the session. RAs Allan and Jim told their kids to "do whatever they wanted, as long as you don't do any stupid s***." However, the kids in McKeen were alarmed when their RAs told them DRL Sayre and Site Director Brian were coming into the building around midnight for an incident on McKeen 3. All students were warned to stay in their rooms for the rest of the night. Camper Sebastian Reardon and Jason Lefkort listened through Reardon's door, which they propped open, to hear Sayre yelling at the student, who was eventually kicked out. However, after the warning, at 3:00 am Sebastian, Phil Han, Bertrand Li, and Ryan DeNooyer went into the McKeen 3 common room to cook ramen. The microwave was unusually loud and the boys saved it from going off at just 1 second left, much to the relief of them. Bobby's hall ordered pizza from Domino's and camper Axel Choi posted to a CTY chat that "anyone who comes down by 1:40 gets the last slice." The chat was renamed "Domino's Pizza Challenge," and as of 24 hours after the session ended, the name still remains. After Passionfruit, Fernando, Omar, Chris, Kai, Lamin, and Austin came down to the basement to find 3 unopened pizza boxes, which they quickly consumed. It is not believed that any camper successfully stayed awake until Passionfruit. The campers in Sebastian's room claimed to be able to pull an all nighter, but RA Tommy knocked on their door at 4am to tell them to shut up and go to sleep or they would be separated.

• 112 Cheetos and Cheese Doodles were stacked on Jonathan Hunt by Sebastian Reardon before he was woken up, and began yelling expletives at the others in Sebastian's room.
• Despite Sayre's warning to not order food, Bobby's hall was seen on the Domino's Pizza Challenge chat with 4 boxes of pizza, which students in Allan's hall nearly ran to get before Brian and Sayre came up to investigate the incident on the last night. Nobody ever claimed the pizza challenge reward.
• During this all nighter a memorial for The Easton 11 took place in Sebastian Reardon's room. It was led by Sebastian and "Pastor" Jon Hunt, it was recorded and posted onto Fernando Martinez's Snapchat story. However, Justin Baumann yelled many expletives during the memorial and therefore could not be posted anywhere else.

Ryan DeNooyer and Bertrand Li's Room

The room of Ryan DeNooyer and Bertrand Li began to develop an AWFUL smell during the beginning of the second week. None of the other McKeen 3 campers could figure out what it was and it was never discovered what made the room smell. It was Axe-bombed almost daily and DeNooyer even bought an air freshner and unwrapped it all the way. It did not help. SRA Marvin during the second week's inspections refused to go back in the room after stepping in there and coughing his way out. The smell never resolved, and after their door was left open for more than 10 seconds, the smell could be smelled across Allan's hall. As a joke, Sebastian Reardon, Jon Hunt, and Phil Han played a game in which the loser had to stay in the room for 10 minutes, but the game was never finished and nobody lost.

Legend of Papa Noodles

On the first week of camp camper Fernando Martinez started a "Papa Noodles" chant with his hall after seeing Tommy, Papa Noodles, was what Tommy's hall from Bristol 16.2 would call him, Fernando was part of that hall and he brought the nickname over from Bristol to Easton, it is said that the name Papa Noodles will forever haunt Tommy. On the second Saturday, the 7 boys in Austin Szatrowski's room began a "PAPA NOODLES" chant very loudly when Tommy came to their room which was heard by Jim and Allan in the common room.

The Legendary 11/Easton Eleven

Moved to Hall of Shame.

The Talent Show

The talent show took place during the second weekend, with notable acts such as:

• Drew Slager lip-syncing to "Low", "Bon Appetit", "Single Ladies", "Allstar", and reprised "Sweatshirt" from Swashbuckler
• Calyx Ryu with an original song that was very emotional
• Shawn Quek performing amazing magic tricks
• Arjun Khuranna on the piano
• Adam Hsu and Sayre playing a duet on the violin
• Jeremy Ng on the piano

RA Trivia

Mandatory Fun for Sunday was RA Trivia followed by a showing of Lilo and Stitch. The camp was split into two two different locations, and the winner of the trivia contest was allowed an extra night of sleepovers to be used whenever they wanted. Allan's hall, who after the removal of 3 kids was nicknamed the "Energetic Eight," took first place, and in fact beat SRA Marvin by just over 3000 points (about 3 questions), even though Marvin was playing for fun. Allan's hall used this privilege to have ISOs the full week, and Allan said that if they were caught to tell them that it was their extra night. They were never caught and the main sleepover occured in Sebastian Reardon's room all week. Staff played Lilo and Stitch afterwards. Justin Baumann fell asleep flat on the floor off his pillow and it took Austin Szatrowski and Fernando Martinez much effort to wake him up after the end of the movie. Shaheem's hall was the other winner of RA trivia, nicknaming themselves, "Shaheem's Spicy Boyz," in honor of session 16.2. The Spicy Boyz cruised to victory winning by almost 10,000 points and using their extra sleepover night immediately.

Final Dance

The final dance was themed Coachella. Once again, Bobby stood in the middle and got lit to "Panda." The absence of the 11 students was surely felt at the dance, as it was much more empty and the circle which they led at the first two dances. Stairway was not played at any of the 3 dances.

Passionfruit

Because the morning was in the 50s, students stole blankets from the cart in McKeen 1, and wrapped themselves in it on the steps of the library. About 40 kids attended but only about 15 were nevermores or nomores. Omar Kenawy gave an emotional tribute to certain students no longer attending the session.

Jim's "Cult"

Instead of having hall meetings inside like any normal hall, Jim's hall did things differently, they would go outside and sit in a circle. It was deemed the "circle of trust" but it was pretty much a satanic ritual circle, the whole hall was deemed to be a cult by other halls. On the last day they all drank kool-aid while telling stories of the session, it was like passionfruit except it was a really weird cult like version of passionfruit. They loudly chanted "JIM, JIM, JIM" as Jim waved his hands in the air like he always did.

The cult had many nicknames including "respecters of women" and "upholders of honor code", the respecting women part was true and the upholders of the honor code was true.... until the last day. Allan's hall once joined in on this ritual but after seeing what Jim's hall did decided to continue on with their own hall meetings.

Chadd's Tournaments

Week 3, RA Chadd hosted three tournaments, Basketball, Soccer, and Ultimate Frisbee. Basketball was the most successful, with Chadd's boys taking home the trophy. However, many other campers called Chadd the worst referee they had ever seen and Sebastian Reardon after being hard fouled without a call (on an 0-6 team, anyway) threatened to buy Chadd a LensCrafters gift card for his birthday. Soccer was also successful, although it is not known who won the tournament. Ultimate Frisbee was half rained out and the other half was just playing basketball and foursquare with Tiny Hands Foursquare.

Jokes and Quotes

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"Who said that?"- McKeen 3 (after a roast, joke, or anything against someone else they would look around, pretend to be confused, and say "who said that?" This quote was started by James Wedgbury and after the Eleven incident, after someone would say a curse word or anything else inappropriate or CTYi, someone would yell "Careful, you might get kicked out! WHO SAID THAT?")

"I'm Blaxican"- Fernando Martinez

"Look at my face"- RA Jim

"Simmer down, Simmer down"- RA Allan

"Bobby when's the album dropping"- Everyone after discovering RA Bobby on Sound cloud

"This that Bobby Woody backhand..."- RA Jim and all of Jim's hall (the rest is a parody by Justin Baumann and is highly inappropriate.)

"Sit by hall."- Jim's hall after the talent show. Later, during HUMBLE at the final dance, Jim yelled "BE HUMBLE. SIT BY HALL."

"Sayre hit em with the dex."- Chadd's hall

"Sayre on that 12 kill streak."- Every camper ever after the incident on the last night.

"Don't get kicked out"- Jillan (Jim and Allan's ship name and the nickname for McKeen 3.)

"I ship it"- McKeen 3

"When I get hungry and I eat, I become full"- Max Tjen

"Jenny from the block"- McKeen 3

"Red... oh f*** I meant blue." - RA Jim during Uno.

"Thebathtian, I apprethiate your lithp!" - RA Jim to Sebastian. Sebastian did not have a lisp, leaving this quote a mystery.

"Why can't a melon have kids? Because it can't-elope." - Axel Choi

"Tragic, tragic." - Bobby Woody

"Sounds like a 'you' problem" - Danny Yang

"Let me pay a Snapple for a fapple." -Philip Alexeev

"Not today SATAN!" - Bella Noumba

"Esketittttt!" - Liza + Chadd's hall

Calling RA Jim "Pouchey" - Sophia Phaltankar & Meagan Wong

Asking RA Jim, "Pouchey, where's the blue starfish polygamous wedding ring?" RA Jim would respond with, "your marriage is garbage!" - Sophia Phaltankar & Meagan Wong & RA Jim

"La-Min, your jumpshot is broke." -Everyone at Basketball week 2.

"Dogs are friends, Cows are food." -Fernando Martinez

"Say one more thing out of line and I swear to god, I'll send you to the shadow realm." -LaMin Lin

"7 1/2" -Isaiah Fernandez

"Moist" -Drew Slager

Moby Pushup Challenge

Omar Kenawy is known to have completed the Moby Pushup challenge multiple times over the length of the 3 weeks, no one stood a chance against him in the challenge, Fernando Martinez always finished 2nd but even with his best attempt, he would still drop a good minute before Omar ever did. Point is, Omar is a God. Once, Omar had to compete for Zared Cohen because Zared forgot his lanyard or else Zared would recieve lights out if he or a "champion" did not complete it. Omar was paid a cup of ramen and shortly before the final hold he yelled "ZARED SHOW ME MY RAMEN OR I SWEAR I WILL DROP RIGHT NOW." Zared rushed to his room to get the ramen, and Omar completed it and received the ramen he was promised.

The False Fire Alarm in Keefe

On July 27, a fire alarm went off in Keefe, the girls dorm for 2017, around 12:10 am and lasted until 12:40 am. Everyone was rushed out of the building due to an alarm triggered from the basement. The girls living in Keefe ran individually outside as soon as each could, thus, resulting in frantic RAs rushing back and forth into Keefe while counting to make sure no more girls were in the potentially burning building. The fire department came and checked the basement of Keefe declaring it a false alarm. To be noted, the fire detectors/alarms in Keefe can be triggered by almost anything, for example, shower steam.