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Revision as of 00:07, 15 August 2006
Starcrash is a really bad movie with Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, before his Baywatch fame. It is pretty much some Italian guy's ripoff of Star Wars involving a chick in a bikini, a white dude with big hair, a redneck-sounding robot, and post-Sound of Music Christopher Plummer, as stated above. He must have really needed the money.
Can also be described as and I quote "In the late 80's an Italian director attempted to capitalize of the success of Star Wars by creating a space movie with David Hasselhoff. The result? STARCRASH!"
IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP. . .HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!
The Starcrash experience is fantastically heightened by the sarcastic comments of longtime Carlisle staffer Bret Kramer, who inevitably turns up for the showing.