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[[Jesus]] is a position at Lancaster passed down from a [[nomore]] to a onemore. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of The [[Last Supper]]. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to introducing first years to tradition.  Therefore, Jesus should be an approachable person, or at least more so than [[Satan]].
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Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another.  The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the [[Trinity]], is accorded great respect.
 
 
 
In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when [[User:Sanityforlosers|Rachel Todd]] was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as [[Christian Burnette|Christ]] (Christian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). (Max's Commentary: Max finds this part (and others) of this page rather offensive.)
 
 
 
In the same year, Rachel presided over the first game of [[Blammo]], and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick.  Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.
 
 
 
1999.2: Conor Walsh
 
 
 
2000.2: B-B Stern
 
 
 
2001.1: Ken Levin
 
 
 
2001.2: Chris Daubert
 
 
 
2002.2: Darcy Hackley
 
 
 
2003.2: Reuven Lazarus
 
 
 
2004.2: Eve Privman
 
 
 
2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by [[Satan]] ([[Nixon]]))
 
 
 
2005-2006: [[User:Sanityforlosers|Rachel Todd]]
 
 
 
2006-2007:  [[Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse]]
 
 
 
<b>2007 Jesus Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse</b>
 
 
 
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/its_astounding/IMG_0951.jpg
 
 
 
[[Category:Lancaster]]
 
[[Category:Traditions]]
 
[[Category:Lancaster Positions]]
 

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