Spaceman

"Spaceman" is the name of a song from "In The Groove 2" (a dancing game similar to DDR) by an artist named Lynn. The song is available for download on MySpace.

Gavin Cook made his mark on CTY by deciding to lip-sync Spaceman for the lip-sync contest in Lancaster during 06.2. He developed something of a routine for it - in case you're wondering what that dance was composed of, it was mainly pelvic thrusting. At the VERY last minute, Gavin decided that he did not want to go up and make a dick of himself alone, so he turned to two men who were as shameless (if not more shameless) than he - Colin and Lowell. The trio put their mildly homosexual minds together and came up with the most awesome routine to Spaceman humanly possible.

When the song began, the triumvirate of gayness turned around and immediately began to grind. Gavin did the lipsyncing, along with a small amount of choreography. For example, when Lynn says, "I want to see your rocket," Gavin pointed to the delicious crotches of Colin and Lowell. MMMMMMM.

Because of the resounding PDA and homosexuality of the routine, Spaceman was ended prematurely after 34 seconds.

Video can be found here (not perfect, but it's something!)

Lyrics

Due to the... er... suggestive nature of these lyrics, they can be found here.

Varieties of Spaceman

There are two versions of Spaceman: the Bambee version and the Lynn version. Most hardcore Spacemen prefer the Lynn version. Though the Bambee version is a bit longer and has a couple of extra verses, the Lynn version is much hotter. Take my word for it.

Things to do while listening to Spaceman

1. Get laid
2. Do schoolwork, I guess.
3. Remember CTY
4. Hump a significant other to the beat
5. Engage in vigorous masturbation
6. Dance like a homo and/or Gavin
7. Lip-sync it
8. Go into a corner and feel yourself being emasculated
9. Play DDR
10. Glowstick/Rave
11. Get laid
12. Pick up the ladies (or men, or whatever)
13. Get laid

YAY