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| − | == About The Epic One ==
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| − | Bo Snitchler (short for Robert Snitchler), a CTYer at Carlisle in the early 2000's, has been an RA at the Lancaster site for two years, 2007 and 2008. He has one rule: to the good, his is more than fair, and to the bad, he is much, much, MUCH less than fair. This rule has earned him the respect and acknowledgement as a very good RA. In addition to his great methods of RAing, Bo is a fun, humorous, loveable and insanely attractive guy. He enjoys dressing in drag, listening to music, and, as a CTYer himself, partakes in many traditions. Because of his own love of CTY, he is able to connect more with campers, and vice-versa.
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| − | == Fun Facts ==
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| − | Bo can stop lanyard swingers with his mind.
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| − | Bo has his own a capella band- BO TIME.
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| − | Bo MCd the 08.2 staff talent show.
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| − | Bo is epic.
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| − | == AN EPIC BOEM: OF BO AND THE ULTRA MEGA HELL DRAGON ==
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| − | Being the FIRST SAGA of the TWIN SAGAS OF BO…
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| − | ‘Twas on a dark and stormy night,
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| − | That, shined on by some dwindling light,
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| − | A goddess, pregnant, felt a break,
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| − | Of water, which then became a lake,
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| − | With a push, a shove, and a lot of pain,
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| − | Bo was born, the lanyard-swingers bane,
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| − | With the eyes of a puppy and a heart of gold,
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| − | His babiness was strong and bold,
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| − | Bo fed on the blood of fire ants,
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| − | Wore magic shirts and lightning pants,
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| − | But was soon abandoned as a child,
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| − | Raised by bears amongst the wild,
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| − | Until one day, Frank Wang appeared,
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| − | He said that Hellish Darkness neared,
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| − | He said to Bo, “It is your fate,
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| − | To stop this lanyard swinging hate,
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| − | “A mega dragon wrought in hell,
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| − | Has cast the world into his spell,
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| − | He’s taken the ONE LANYARD from the Norse,
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| − | And swings it wildly, unbalancing the force,”
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| − | Thus Bo was put into Frank Wang’s training,
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| − | A light of hope in darkness waning,
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| − | Working hour by hour, day and night,
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| − | He could stop a lanyard-swinger by sight,
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| − | He sallied forth to fight the beast,
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| − | Whose wings were lasers and exploded unleashed,
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| − | In epic journey, Bo survived,
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| − | He suffered the torture, barely alive,
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| − | For Bo did travel through all of Hell,
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| − | From the Satanic Mountain to the Death-Bane Well,
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| − | To find the place where weapons lay,
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| − | That would help the evil dragon slay,
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| − | It was fabled that there existed a Frisbee,
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| − | Made of water from Hell to combat the dragon’s Fire Frisbee,
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| − | Frank had told Bo of this disc,
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| − | And Bo, to find it, took the risk,
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| − | At last, Bo found the Sacred Spring,
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| − | Of Justice, there did Valkyries sing,
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| − | He found the Water Frisbee there,
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| − | And out into the distance stared,
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| − | He saw a burst of molten flame,
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| − | It from Satanic Mountain came,
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| − | The dragon was aware of Bo,
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| − | And thought, “Oh my, this Bo must go!”
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| − | After weary traveling,
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| − | Bo did hear a thundering,
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| − | For he was now upon the peak,
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| − | Of Satan’s Mountain, and he heard a creak,
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| − | And now in clear sight he could see,
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| − | The Mega-Hell-Dragon of Misery,
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| − | He drew out his water blade,
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| − | And prayed to God, “Oh Lord! Oh Schnade!”
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| − | In epic flames Bo was consumed,
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| − | But brushed off his gory wounds,
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| − | He wound his arm and fired away,
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| − | The Water Frisbee, afraid to say,
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| − | That even though the dragon roared,
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| − | Bo felt that he was sort of bored,
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| − | For the dragon, yes, was epic still,
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| − | But he was easy for Bo to kill,
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| − | The discus hit the dragon hard,
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| − | And now, just like any bard,
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| − | I will relate in great detail,
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| − | The dragon’s death, to your avail,
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| − | The dragon’s eyes exploded blood,
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| − | Its bloody scales, its uvula,
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| − | And guts and feces soaked the ground,
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| − | And formed a gory mound,
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| − | And grub this the One Lanyard,
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| − | Bo stopped its swinging, abrupt and hard,
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| − | And claiming now his Lightning Sword,
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| − | Over all Lanyards, Bo was Lord
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| − | --[[User:Elliah the gangster|Elliah the gangster]] 13:49, 16 August 2008 (PDT)
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