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| − | '''Dermot Patrick Aloysius Michael Curtin''' (also known as Dermont Curtit) was an RA at [[Loudonville]] in 07.1 and 07.2 and at [[Lancaster]] in 08.1 and 08.2. Through a yet unexplained phenomenon he became somewhat of a hero to many a CTY student.
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| − | At Loudonville, he was known for putting on Beyoncé music and running up and down the hallway in a giant yellow hat for hall meetings. It was also at Loudonville where "the Dermites", a cult dedicated to Dermot and his magical bowler derby hat (rivaling the Slushites of Meng) were founded, and they are not extinct to the present day.
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| − | Dermot is somewhat of a chameleon and has taken on many personas, including Dennis Kent (Superman's powerless brother, the Kents' biological child, also known as The Dork Knight), Olmec (from Legends of the Hidden Temple), Amishguy, Waterfall (from Hippie Freakout and Smile Time hour), The Dork Lord, and Ken (as in, Barbie). Dermot also discovered Seymour the Unicorn in his second session's hall bathroom, whereupon he wrote ballads of praise and led an activity dedicated to appreciating this amazing cardboard beast constructed from pizza boxes and duct tape (its head was later brought to his room and left on his pillow as a parody of "The Godfather"). Seymour's present whereabouts are unknown. In addition, Dermot is himself quite skilled with a guitar and performed Space Oddity with Sarah Hackney at the 08.2 staff talent show, and introduced the song simply entitled "Plant Man" to CTY Lancaster.
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| − | Dermot's signature pose is standing with his hands on his hips, which he does far more often than necessary. Another one of his iconic symbols is his circular "John Lennon" styled glasses, which are now in the possesion of Sarah Hackney.
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| − | == REAL DERMOT CURTIN FACTS ==
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| − | *Dermot speaks only in Irish/Gaeilge. This made hall meetings very difficult for his students.
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| − | *The only dangerous amount of Dermot is none.
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| − | *Dermot knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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| − | *Dermot IS the plant man.
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| − | *Dermot is awesomeness incarnate.
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| − | *Dermot is one of ten people living who can see and communicate with leprechauns.
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| − | *Dermot is the Jean Genie
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| − | *Robert Johnson learned everything he knew from Dermot (remember, Dermot has been known to time-travel).
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| − | *Dermot is Jesus' savior.
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| − | *Dermot was the hairstylist of the Bee Gees; if he can do that, he can do anything.
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| − | *Dermot's professional mentor is RA Ryan Hellman.
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