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Hey, I'm Alfie! My nicknames include: Giddy Balltrippin Mcphailrainbow, Adderall Kid, Parsnip, A Non-Apricot Hipster, Algiers, Alfs, Alfinator, LOMB, Alfalfa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaa  
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Hey, I'm Alfie! I really love you, especially if you play bassoon!  My nicknames include: Alf, Giddy Balltrippin Mcphailrainbow, Adderall Kid, Parsnip, A Non-Apricot Hipster, Algiers, Alfs, Alfinator, LOMB, Alfalfa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaa  
  
I enjoy bassoons and spamming folks with pictures of Abby Wambach being emotional.  
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I took some classes (you can check my talk page for more info on what happened during each session): EXAM.A.SHD.08.1, FLSC.SHD.09.1, INBS.B.LAN.10.2, BIOL.B.LAN.11.1, HDIS.LAN.11.2, PBIO.LAN.12.1, TOPI.B.LAN.12.2, EPID.B.PRN.13
  
I took some classes, and things happened during each session:
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I love CTYers. I remember laughter. I had never missed a GLOW until they started capping people out, because I love unity, safe spaces, and talking about queer stuff. GSM/GLOW resources can be found on the GLOW [https://www.facebook.com/groups/23030381869/ facebook group] and [http://www.aqueerglow.tumblr.com tumblr]. Please email me at lcparr@aol.com if neither works for you, and/or if you have questions and no one else to ask. [http://www.It-s-okay-to-be-non-binary.tumblr.com This blog] should always be a safe space if you need it.
  
EXAM.A.SHD.08.1 --> our RA let us watch youtube videos and play Magic! We threw a party! My TA asked me the fastest way to get between two points and I said the speed of light (we were talking about anxiety a few minutes before; I’m pretty sure she thought it was funny). I still have my fingerprinted spoon. Also, I feel like I should mention that Mount Holyoke has a gorgeous campus.
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Please be nice to your Blammo Gods!
 
 
FLSC.SHD.09.1 --> I was learning guitar, so naturally, my friend and I wrote a song and performed it. Also, our TA was a male model by night (rocket scientist by day). My RA and I bonded over being upset about the sudden removal of Special K in the cafeteria.
 
 
 
INBS.B.LAN.10.2 --> I listened to ALL of the My Immortal readings (I love you, Declan!), and I had creepy neighbors (Gaby and Shari). I lovetaped a ton of people.
 
 
 
BIOL.B.LAN.11.1 --> I officially decided that flagellum is my favorite word. I made the kind of friends who you adore just because you’re with them. I got judged for blowing chocolate milk bubbles. (Canada, guess what? I have plaid duct tape from Canada!)
 
 
 
HDIS.LAN.11.2 --> TA Dana wouldn't hug me and I continued to obsess over Canada/Canadians while crying about pap smears. I met my two best friends. I never slept.
 
 
 
PBIO.LAN.12.1 --> [[User:Wehferipeixes|my best friend]] and I both had funky colored hair and rolled around everywhere, my hall consisted of the most adorable people known to this world, TA Dan and I bonded over music (mostly because I played "Candy Says" and "After Hours" on uke constantly), LIZZOP IS RADFABULOUS, Andrew's hall was totally into his booty, everyone got obsessed with "Booty Man" (unrelated), Chantel and I bonded over our meds and vans, we (I) woke our amazing RA Sam up 5 times I’m so sorry, and I found a trilobooty when we went fossiling (ze has [http://www.trilopiggy.tumblr.com a blog] with hir boyfriend, a porcupine Andrew bequeathed to me named Piggy).
 
 
 
TOPI.B.LAN.12.2 --> I got our instructor, Brent, to call the class TOPIB. Also, he's fabulous. We had a fudge loving TA from Tennessee, Lauren. I wrote crappy short stories and doodled literally everywhere. Bradley and Kiyun got shipped by everyone, so I guess I third-wheeled them again. I was terribly lacking in spoons :(
 
 
 
I really love you. If I ever interacted with you, I'm really sorry.
 
 
 
I love CTYers and passionfruit chapstick. I had never missed a GLOW until they started capping people out, because I love unity, safe spaces, and talking about queer stuff. I remember laughter. GSM/GLOW resources can be found on the GLOW [https://www.facebook.com/groups/23030381869/ facebook group] and [http://www.aqueerglow.tumblr.com tumblr]. Please email me at lcparr@aol.com if neither works for you, and/or if you have questions and no one to ask. [http://www.It-s-okay-to-be-non-binary.tumblr.com This blog] should always be a safe space if you need it.
 
 
 
 
 
Lizzop: It must be so weird to marry a guy and just… be with that one guy forever.
 
  
  
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Me: You shouldn't wear make-up, because you have to take it off later.
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Me: Is it possible to die of sadness?
 
 
RA Sam: But then people apply that to clothes and it's scary.
 
 
 
 
 
Bradley (11.2&12.2, on Bugles): Other snacks are pointless!
 
  
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TA Dana: ...I really don't think that'll be an issue for you.
  
Andrew: It said look to the left and you'll see what you're sexually attracted to so I looked to the right and there was a pan!
 
  
Carrie: David Hasslehoffe a-runnin down the beach-a/he looks to the left and what does he see-a... A pan! (And so on... I'm a lifeguard. I'm not in charge of this kind of stuff.)
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Bradley (11.2&12.2, on Bugles): Other snacks are pointless!

Latest revision as of 23:12, 13 July 2013

Hey, I'm Alfie! I really love you, especially if you play bassoon! My nicknames include: Alf, Giddy Balltrippin Mcphailrainbow, Adderall Kid, Parsnip, A Non-Apricot Hipster, Algiers, Alfs, Alfinator, LOMB, Alfalfa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I took some classes (you can check my talk page for more info on what happened during each session): EXAM.A.SHD.08.1, FLSC.SHD.09.1, INBS.B.LAN.10.2, BIOL.B.LAN.11.1, HDIS.LAN.11.2, PBIO.LAN.12.1, TOPI.B.LAN.12.2, EPID.B.PRN.13

I love CTYers. I remember laughter. I had never missed a GLOW until they started capping people out, because I love unity, safe spaces, and talking about queer stuff. GSM/GLOW resources can be found on the GLOW facebook group and tumblr. Please email me at lcparr@aol.com if neither works for you, and/or if you have questions and no one else to ask. This blog should always be a safe space if you need it.

Please be nice to your Blammo Gods!


Ancient Aliens: According to mainstream science…

Instructor Rich: (crying)


Me: Are you scared of the booty, Dan?

TA Dan: I'm not scared of anything.


Me: Is it possible to die of sadness?

TA Dana: ...I really don't think that'll be an issue for you.


Bradley (11.2&12.2, on Bugles): Other snacks are pointless!