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==About Me==
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Hi! I'm a flying squirrel. I often go on random RealCTY editing sprees. I have amazing luck when it comes to who I make friends with, but terrible luck when it comes to where they live.
 
  
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I really, really like raving, but I'm ''incredibly'' bad at it. If you stand near me you ''will'' get whacked with a glow stick. I'm warning you.
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Hi!
  
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Potential eight-year archangel and twelve-year-old nomore. I did still get four years of CTY.
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I'm a flying squirrel. Years ago, I often went on RealCTY editing sprees. I still do sometimes, but nowhere near as often.
  
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I like you, I love you, I CTY you.
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I can...sort of rave? And teach people? I cannot guarantee that I won't accidentally hit you (or myself) in the face with a glow stick or poi. You have been warned :) If you're interested, hmu I'm one of those crazy people with the spinning lightbulbs (aka poi).
  
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Forevermore
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I like you, I love you, I CTY you!
  
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==LOS 15.1==
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The following is so I don't forget the names of hallmates, RAs, instructors etc, but feel free to read.
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==Sites and Sessions==
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===LOS 15.1===
 
'''Course:''' Examining the Evidence
 
'''Course:''' Examining the Evidence
  
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'''Residence Hall:''' Huesman
 
'''Residence Hall:''' Huesman
  
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'''Firsts:'''
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This session gave me my first experience with a university cafeteria/dining hall. I discovered soda machines. Giving me access to those was a mistake. This was not a great session but it was good enough to make me want to come back.
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*First CTY
 
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*First experience with a university dining hall. I discovered soda machines and may or may not have become kinda sorta addicted to Powerade for a short while.
 
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My squirrel year absolutely sucked. 'Nuff said.
 
  
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==PAL 16.1==
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===PAL 16.1===
 
'''Course:''' The Renaissance
 
'''Course:''' The Renaissance
  
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'''Residence Hall:''' Roble
 
'''Residence Hall:''' Roble
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I could go on and on about how awesome my instructor and TA were this year, but I won't. They a) made a huge effort to get us engaged and have fun with the course and b) didn't talk down to us like my instructor and TA last year. They were fantastic. End of story.
 
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For some reason, the admins at this site really liked to go around campus riding a golf cart.
 
  
 
'''Notable quotes:'''
 
'''Notable quotes:'''
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* "GIVE ME THE STARBUCKS"
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* "In the unlikely event that I am decapitated and Zach is rendered unconscious, bring his unresponsive body ''there'' and await further. Adult. Assistance"
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* "In the unlikely event that I am decapitated and Zach is rendered unconscious, bring his unresponsive body THERE and await further. Adult. Assistance"
 
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* "Who wants to hold the Renaissance flag?" *[[RENS]] class swarms flag, shouting excitedly*
 
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* (on a heavily bleeding and knee, where the person whose knee is bleeding is nowhere near crying) "You're a warrior" "Actually, I think it's just that I've hit that place so many times that the nerves didn't even bother to regrow"
 
 
* "The HAWWWWWT POTATOES!"
 
* "The HAWWWWWT POTATOES!"
 
* "You ''dimple!''"
 
* "You ''dimple!''"
  
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==SUN 17.2==
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I could go on and on about how awesome my instructor and TA were this year. They made a huge effort to get us engaged and have fun with the course and didn't talk down to us. They were fantastic.
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===SUN 17.2===
 
'''Course:''' Principles of Engineering Design
 
'''Course:''' Principles of Engineering Design
  
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'''Official Hallmates:''' Aileen, Chris, Brianda, Georgette, Mariana, May, Selina, Wendy, Stephanie, Nina, Karen, and Alina
 
'''Official Hallmates:''' Aileen, Chris, Brianda, Georgette, Mariana, May, Selina, Wendy, Stephanie, Nina, Karen, and Alina
  
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'''Unofficial Hallmates / The Hugalujahs:''' Sophie, Elise, Katherine, Judy, and maybe Alma, Julieta, and Dani. Sofi's hall came up with the name; it's a combination of "hug" and "Hallelujah." The reason for this was that they hugged each other a lot and they also sang Hallelujah in the hallway a lot.
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'''Unofficial Hallmates:''' Sophie, Elise, Katherine, Judy, Alma, Julieta, and Dani
  
 
'''Official RA:''' Genesis
 
'''Official RA:''' Genesis
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'''Unofficial RA:''' Sofi
 
'''Unofficial RA:''' Sofi
  
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'''Residence Hall:''' Campion, floor 5
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'''Residence Hall:''' Campion 6th floor
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'''Firsts:'''
 
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*First Non-Baby CTY
 
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*First performance in Talent Show
 
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*First ISO
 
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*First time braving the mosh pit in American Pie. This was at the last dance.
 
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My instructor was feared by many. This was far from unreasonable. He looked threatening, sounded threatening, and acted threatening. For some reason, we all managed to overlook this and we (mostly) thought he was awesome.
 
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My unofficial hall and RA were amazing and wonderful and I love them all. Case closed.
 
  
 
'''Notable quotes:'''
 
'''Notable quotes:'''
 
* "The wall makes electricity!"
 
* "The wall makes electricity!"
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* "Holy CRAP there are HOLES in this Frisbee!"
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* "Holy ''crap'', there are ''holes'' in this Frisbee!"
 
* "Don't throw the Frisbee into the holy pool of water!"
 
* "Don't throw the Frisbee into the holy pool of water!"
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* "His smile is shaped like a triangle! Isn't it so cute?"
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* "His smile is shaped like a triangle!"
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* "If you don't stop, I'll get that hammer at the back of the room and smash all your fingers with it"
 
 
* "My TA almost fainted from the smell of the dead chicken bits in our classroom"
 
* "My TA almost fainted from the smell of the dead chicken bits in our classroom"
 
* "THE SCALPEL IS NOT A FRISBEE"
 
* "THE SCALPEL IS NOT A FRISBEE"
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* "Who forgot to turn off the hot glue guns?" (everyone tries to not inhale the smell of burnt paper)
 
 
* "Are YOU in a GOOD MOOD?"
 
* "Are YOU in a GOOD MOOD?"
 
* "BRING ON THE ROASTED POTATOES!"
 
* "BRING ON THE ROASTED POTATOES!"
 
* "Where's Sofi?" (repeated many, many times)
 
* "Where's Sofi?" (repeated many, many times)
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* "OXYTOCIN!!!" *gives nearest person a hug* (yes we were weird I know)
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* "OXYTOCIN!!!" *gives nearest person a hug*
 
* "Isaac! Step ''away'' from the vending machine!"
 
* "Isaac! Step ''away'' from the vending machine!"
  
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By the way Sophie you still need to make a RealCTY account and I will nag you until you do so.
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My instructor was feared by many. He looked threatening, sounded threatening, and acted threatening. We managed to overlook this and (mostly) thought he was awesome.
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My unofficial hall and unofficial RA were the only reason I enjoyed this session and I love them all so much.
  
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==JHU 18.2==
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===JHU 18.2===
 
'''Course:''' Astrophysics
 
'''Course:''' Astrophysics
  
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'''TA:''' Jason
 
'''TA:''' Jason
  
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'''Hallmates:''' Silvia, Betty, Isabella, Shuhan, and Irina
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'''Hallmates:''' Silvia, Betty, Isabella, Shuhan, and Irina.
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'''RA:''' Indie until Tuesday night and Sarah for the rest of the session
 
  
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'''Residence Hall:''' AMR 1 Royce
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'''RA:''' Sarah
  
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'''Firsts:'''
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'''Residence Hall:''' AMR I Royce
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* First experience with raving (THANKS AMELIA AND PENNY!)
 
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* First time hearing CTY canon other than American Pie
 
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* First Passionfruit
 
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* I guess I should just say "First experience with so much amazing CTY tradition"
 
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* First time in such an impossibly humid climate
 
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* This is probably the most depressing and sad first ever, but this was the first time [[User:Indiekrp|my RA]] left for the hospital on the first Tuesday of the session and never came back. To say the least, she got really sick during 18.1 and it didn't go away. Miss you Indie!
 
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This was my nomore year. Some people find it surprising that this is the most tradition-heavy site I've been to, but I never experienced Lancaster, Carlisle, or Saratoga, and this is so far my favorite site and I'm glad I spent my last session here.
 
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[[User:LostInSpace|Amelia]] is the most wonderful and amazing and inclusive and hardworking and (insert compliment / nice adjective here because I can't think of one good enough) person I have ever met at CTY. I like, love, and CTY her. </br>
 
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'''UPDATE:''' And now she's the 19.2 JHU Empress of the Passionfruit. She has officially reached a level of awesomeness that is unattainable by us mere mortals. Love you Amelia!
 
  
 
'''Notable quotes:'''
 
'''Notable quotes:'''
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* "You are a coat rack"
 
* "You are a coat rack"
 
* "Toothpicks are my most prized possession"
 
* "Toothpicks are my most prized possession"
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* "Oo, you're living in the middle of a... sun flip! Or whatever it's called"
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* "Oo, you're living in the middle of a... sun flip!"
 
* (after talking at great length about why to ''not'' look at the sun) "So today, let's look at the sun!"
 
* (after talking at great length about why to ''not'' look at the sun) "So today, let's look at the sun!"
 
* "THE UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS CORRECT!"
 
* "THE UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS CORRECT!"
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* "There are different kinds of neutrinos, called flavors..." "Lemon neutrinos!" "Strawberry neutrinos!"
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* "There are different kinds of neutrinos, called flavors" "Lemon neutrinos!" "Strawberry neutrinos!"
 
* "Neutron stars!" "Black holes!" "Are dying!"
 
* "Neutron stars!" "Black holes!" "Are dying!"
 
* "''GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE''!"
 
* "''GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE''!"
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* "My brain is crying"
 
* "My brain is crying"
 
* "Yay spectra? Yay spectra? Yaaayy?"
 
* "Yay spectra? Yay spectra? Yaaayy?"
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* "...we get slug foot over seconds squared..." (units of measurement, guys, don't ask)
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* "...we get slug foot over seconds squared..."
 
* "They use something called a furlong over a fortnight" *class explodes* *screams of "FORTNITE!" are heard* "Yes, yes, it's funny, but do you know what it actually is?" *dead silence*
 
* "They use something called a furlong over a fortnight" *class explodes* *screams of "FORTNITE!" are heard* "Yes, yes, it's funny, but do you know what it actually is?" *dead silence*
 
* "...then you'd just float into the sun. And that's kind of ''bad'' for your health, you know?"
 
* "...then you'd just float into the sun. And that's kind of ''bad'' for your health, you know?"
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* "When you kill my carrot, you kill me"
 
* "When you kill my carrot, you kill me"
 
* "That, my friend, is a blobby thing"
 
* "That, my friend, is a blobby thing"
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* "Oo, nice blob!"
 
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* "I found a pixelated blob"
 
 
* "I sell adopted children! ... No, I ''bake'' them"
 
* "I sell adopted children! ... No, I ''bake'' them"
 
* "I'm a cotton candy smuggler. Don't tell anyone"
 
* "I'm a cotton candy smuggler. Don't tell anyone"
 
* "Give me back my baby! ... I only left him on the streets for ''three days''!"
 
* "Give me back my baby! ... I only left him on the streets for ''three days''!"
 
* "The clouds are dangerous!"
 
* "The clouds are dangerous!"
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* "Yeah, and she's in a park? ... The curly-haired girl I need to kill? ... Hey, are you the person I need to kill?" (*other person gets up and leaves hurriedly*) "Oh, was that a personal question?"
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* "Yeah, and she's in a park? ... The curly-haired girl I need to kill? ... Hey, are you the person I need to kill?" (other person gets up and leaves quickly) "Oh, was that a personal question?"
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* (after bounding in like an overgrown frog) "A NEW FORTNITE VIDEO CAME OUT!" (*other person gets up and leaves hurriedly again, this time shaking head and making weird facial expression*)
 
 
* "Death by meme fonts!"
 
* "Death by meme fonts!"
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* "Daily hugs!" (we need more of this)
 
 
* "So Rutu's not going to make it" "Yaaaayy...? Nooooooo..."
 
* "So Rutu's not going to make it" "Yaaaayy...? Nooooooo..."
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* "''The pole is the center of the universe''! ''Do not distract me from this fact''!"
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* "''The pole is the center of the universe''!"
 
* "You are a neutrino"
 
* "You are a neutrino"
 
* "You're socializing!" "I'm stalking people [around the cafeteria]" "Well... it's a start"
 
* "You're socializing!" "I'm stalking people [around the cafeteria]" "Well... it's a start"
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* "Glow slower!"
 
* "Glow slower!"
 
* "Someone has SABOTAGED you! ... You fly off the roller coaster on a celery-fueled flight! ... You die"
 
* "Someone has SABOTAGED you! ... You fly off the roller coaster on a celery-fueled flight! ... You die"
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* "Drink all your death juice!"
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* "I brought a towel and it was socially acceptable!"
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* "You're a popular human. We've been waiting"
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* (at Passionfruit) "Drink all your death juice!"
  
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==Passionfruit Speech==
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This was easily my best year in terms of doing traditional CTY stuff.
  
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''Note: I was dead tired and because of that it's short and badly written.''
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===JHU 19.2===
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'''Course:''' Logic: PoR
  
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I’m writing this on my bed during the last week and I’m thinking about CTY.
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'''Instructor:''' Eric
  
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I’m thinking about how even though my first year sucked I still came back for another three years.
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'''TA:''' Conrad
  
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I’m thinking about how even though this is the first year I’ve ever been accepted by my official hall, I always came back for the sense of community I get here.
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'''Hallmates:''' Robin, Jude, Eurnett, Lexa, Clara G, Clara Y, Sara, Jiankai, Raelynn
  
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I’m thinking about how this is the only place I can fully show my emotions. I’m thinking about how I go through hell after each session only to come back to CTY again and again knowing exactly what will happen when I leave. This is my nomore year and people say I could come back and suggest ways that could happen but I know I’ll never be able to return. I wish I could.
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'''RA:''' Gracie
  
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When I leave this time, I won’t be able to come back as a CTYer. Next year, I won’t hear canon, which I just learned this year, at dances, or when we’re lying on the floor in AMR 1 and then having an impromptu dance in the lobby. I won’t see my roommate from last year in Seattle who showed up here on the opposite side of the country this year, and I won’t see Amelia raving at social time and dances, and I’ll miss all of that so much.
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'''Residence Hall:''' AMR I Sylvester
  
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I’ve never really considered CTY a place. It’s always been people. I’ve met so many amazing people during my time at CTY, especially this session, who talked to me or hugged me or were genuinely concerned for me last night and I’ll miss them more than I should seeing as I barely know most of them.
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'''Notable Quotes:'''
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* "I look like a balding llama"
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* "Violence is not good. It’s…not good. Do I have to explain this?"
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* "We’re an equal opportunity class for torturing guests"
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* "I feel like a hipster journalist"
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* "Good. You sound like a cult"
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* "Why is it so humid? It’s like hot soup! I don’t want to feel the air!"
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* "All toasters are time-travel devices"
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* "I’m getting PTSD from people saying '12 point font Times New Roman'"
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* "We all have The Conrad!"
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* "Bob is the Builder if and only if he uses a #2 pencil"
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* "If I throw my soda in your face, I don't think I ''shared'' it with you"
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* "My shampoo exploded today and it got shampoo all over my makeup!"
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* "I feel like jumping on people"
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* "TELL ME WHY MUSTARD IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE"
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* (giant roll of thunder outside) "Mm, that’s Jesus telling us how pleasant the weather is"
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* "People seeds are perfectly reasonable things to believe"
  
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[insert thank-yous here that I already forgot]
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Shoutout to the other RA on my floor - she was amazing <3
  
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CTY is friends and happiness and laughter and the weirdness of it all and tradition and love. And it’s another home, one I will always miss.
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==Lanyards==
  
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I like you, I love you, I CTY you. I love CTY and I love the Passionfruit.
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'''2010 lanyards:''' 2
  
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==Stuff I Can Hang Around My Neck==
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'''2012 lanyards:''' 35
  
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Specifically, CTY-related stuff I can hang around my neck that doesn't look too stupid.
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'''2013 lanyards:''' 1
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===Lanyards===
 
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My TA, being the awesome person he is, managed to get me 91 lanyards from the main office, if that explains anything.
 
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'''2010 lanyards:''' 3
 
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'''2012 lanyards:''' 35. Used to be 36, but I gave one to Amelia.
 
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'''2013 lanyards:''' 1. Used to be two, but I also gave one to [[User:LostInSpace| Amelia]] as a completely inadequate gift for being so awesome, and she needed one anyway.
 
  
 
'''2015 lanyards:''' 34
 
'''2015 lanyards:''' 34
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'''2018 lanyards:''' 17
 
'''2018 lanyards:''' 17
  
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'''Black staff lanyards:''' 1
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'''2019 lanyards:''' 1
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'''Total:''' 93
 
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===Glowsticks===
 
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'''Blue:''' 2
 
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'''Yellow:''' 2
 
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'''Green:''' 1 (this one was randomly given to me by someone who I believe was one of her friends - Isa, maybe? I'm not sure, it was dark)
 
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'''Total:''' 5
 
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==[[Tunak Tunak Tun]]==
 
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Also known as the first canon I learned the dance to, courtesy of [[user:LostInSpace|Amelia]] and Lynne. Because of this, it's one of the most important canon songs to me (though [[Iris]] is still my favorite).
 
  
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I attempted to teach the dance to various family members twice after 18.2. The second time was with my entire family watching, with one of them off to the side, recording. Notable things that were said (note that all I did was giggle so much that I messed up twice):
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'''2022 lanyards:''' 1
  
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* (giggling) "This is the dumbest thing I've ever done"
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'''Staff lanyards:''' 2 (1 black, 1 blue)
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* "That's ''sad''"
 
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* "You have to do ''this'' with your hand" "Whaaaat??"
 
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* "It's over! It's over!" "No, it goes on for five minutes!" ... "I can't ''do'' it for five minutes!"
 
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* "You have to hop! ''Hop''! Like this!" *camera starts jiggling*
 
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* "That was an explosive ending. You almost took out the robot!" (someone lost their balance and crashed into said robot, which was made by my brother using a Meccano kit and is about four feet tall)
 
  
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There was a lot of squealing throughout the entire thing, and by the end of the video the giggling was so loud that you could barely hear the song. Two people collapsed due to said giggling, including me.
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'''Total:''' 95

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Hi!

I'm a flying squirrel. Years ago, I often went on RealCTY editing sprees. I still do sometimes, but nowhere near as often.

I can...sort of rave? And teach people? I cannot guarantee that I won't accidentally hit you (or myself) in the face with a glow stick or poi. You have been warned :) If you're interested, hmu I'm one of those crazy people with the spinning lightbulbs (aka poi).

I like you, I love you, I CTY you!

The following is so I don't forget the names of hallmates, RAs, instructors etc, but feel free to read.

Sites and Sessions

LOS 15.1

Course: Examining the Evidence

Instructor: Elicia

TA: Mark

Hallmates: June, Leah, Alexandra, Mio, Miranda, Chia-Hua, Elise, Thuivi, Natalie, and one more whose name I forget. She was Korean and from Los Angeles.

RA: Emily

Residence Hall: Huesman

This session gave me my first experience with a university cafeteria/dining hall. I discovered soda machines. Giving me access to those was a mistake. This was not a great session but it was good enough to make me want to come back.

PAL 16.1

Course: The Renaissance

Instructor: Kurt

TA: Zach

Hallmates: Makayla, Carrie, Grace, Jennifer, Anne, Lila, Chloe, Natalie, Sunny, and Stephanie. Stephanie never showed up.

RA: Dara

Residence Hall: Roble

Notable quotes:

  • "In the unlikely event that I am decapitated and Zach is rendered unconscious, bring his unresponsive body there and await further. Adult. Assistance"
  • "The HAWWWWWT POTATOES!"
  • "You dimple!"

I could go on and on about how awesome my instructor and TA were this year. They made a huge effort to get us engaged and have fun with the course and didn't talk down to us. They were fantastic.

SUN 17.2

Course: Principles of Engineering Design

Instructor: David

TA: Melissa

Official Hallmates: Aileen, Chris, Brianda, Georgette, Mariana, May, Selina, Wendy, Stephanie, Nina, Karen, and Alina

Unofficial Hallmates: Sophie, Elise, Katherine, Judy, Alma, Julieta, and Dani

Official RA: Genesis

Unofficial RA: Sofi

Residence Hall: Campion 6th floor

Notable quotes:

  • "The wall makes electricity!"
  • "Holy crap, there are holes in this Frisbee!"
  • "Don't throw the Frisbee into the holy pool of water!"
  • "His smile is shaped like a triangle!"
  • "My TA almost fainted from the smell of the dead chicken bits in our classroom"
  • "THE SCALPEL IS NOT A FRISBEE"
  • "Are YOU in a GOOD MOOD?"
  • "BRING ON THE ROASTED POTATOES!"
  • "Where's Sofi?" (repeated many, many times)
  • "OXYTOCIN!!!" *gives nearest person a hug*
  • "Isaac! Step away from the vending machine!"

My instructor was feared by many. He looked threatening, sounded threatening, and acted threatening. We managed to overlook this and (mostly) thought he was awesome.

My unofficial hall and unofficial RA were the only reason I enjoyed this session and I love them all so much.

JHU 18.2

Course: Astrophysics

Instructor: Rutu

TA: Jason

Hallmates: Silvia, Betty, Isabella, Shuhan, and Irina.

RA: Sarah

Residence Hall: AMR I Royce

Notable quotes:

  • "Kids, don't do duels. Even if it's for math"
  • "Neutron stars! Stop hitting things!"
  • "Cows are spherical"
  • "There is no friction"
  • "You are a coat rack"
  • "Toothpicks are my most prized possession"
  • "Oo, you're living in the middle of a... sun flip!"
  • (after talking at great length about why to not look at the sun) "So today, let's look at the sun!"
  • "THE UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS CORRECT!"
  • "There are different kinds of neutrinos, called flavors" "Lemon neutrinos!" "Strawberry neutrinos!"
  • "Neutron stars!" "Black holes!" "Are dying!"
  • "GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE!"
  • "It's my life's ambition to jump into a black hole"
  • "I only know four languages"
  • "QWAHTERS!" (means "quarters")
  • "Squirrels are indestructible"
  • "My brain is crying"
  • "Yay spectra? Yay spectra? Yaaayy?"
  • "...we get slug foot over seconds squared..."
  • "They use something called a furlong over a fortnight" *class explodes* *screams of "FORTNITE!" are heard* "Yes, yes, it's funny, but do you know what it actually is?" *dead silence*
  • "...then you'd just float into the sun. And that's kind of bad for your health, you know?"
  • "WHY ARE YOU SUFFOCATING AN EGG???"
  • "Nooo you can’t swing your lanyards!!! MY KIDNEY!! MY SPLEEEEEN!!!"
  • "It's just Romanian"
  • "When you kill my carrot, you kill me"
  • "That, my friend, is a blobby thing"
  • "I sell adopted children! ... No, I bake them"
  • "I'm a cotton candy smuggler. Don't tell anyone"
  • "Give me back my baby! ... I only left him on the streets for three days!"
  • "The clouds are dangerous!"
  • "Yeah, and she's in a park? ... The curly-haired girl I need to kill? ... Hey, are you the person I need to kill?" (other person gets up and leaves quickly) "Oh, was that a personal question?"
  • "Death by meme fonts!"
  • "So Rutu's not going to make it" "Yaaaayy...? Nooooooo..."
  • "The pole is the center of the universe!"
  • "You are a neutrino"
  • "You're socializing!" "I'm stalking people [around the cafeteria]" "Well... it's a start"
  • "I COME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND KILL YOU"
  • "Glow slower!"
  • "Someone has SABOTAGED you! ... You fly off the roller coaster on a celery-fueled flight! ... You die"
  • "I brought a towel and it was socially acceptable!"
  • (at Passionfruit) "Drink all your death juice!"

This was easily my best year in terms of doing traditional CTY stuff.

JHU 19.2

Course: Logic: PoR

Instructor: Eric

TA: Conrad

Hallmates: Robin, Jude, Eurnett, Lexa, Clara G, Clara Y, Sara, Jiankai, Raelynn

RA: Gracie

Residence Hall: AMR I Sylvester

Notable Quotes:

  • "I look like a balding llama"
  • "Violence is not good. It’s…not good. Do I have to explain this?"
  • "We’re an equal opportunity class for torturing guests"
  • "I feel like a hipster journalist"
  • "Good. You sound like a cult"
  • "Why is it so humid? It’s like hot soup! I don’t want to feel the air!"
  • "All toasters are time-travel devices"
  • "I’m getting PTSD from people saying '12 point font Times New Roman'"
  • "We all have The Conrad!"
  • "Bob is the Builder if and only if he uses a #2 pencil"
  • "If I throw my soda in your face, I don't think I shared it with you"
  • "My shampoo exploded today and it got shampoo all over my makeup!"
  • "I feel like jumping on people"
  • "TELL ME WHY MUSTARD IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE"
  • (giant roll of thunder outside) "Mm, that’s Jesus telling us how pleasant the weather is"
  • "People seeds are perfectly reasonable things to believe"

Shoutout to the other RA on my floor - she was amazing <3

Lanyards

2010 lanyards: 2

2012 lanyards: 35

2013 lanyards: 1

2015 lanyards: 34

2016 lanyards: 1

2017 lanyards: 1

2018 lanyards: 17

2019 lanyards: 1

2022 lanyards: 1

Staff lanyards: 2 (1 black, 1 blue)

Total: 95

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