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==Academic Quad==
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* Bosler - Writing Courses/Humanities/Math Classes
 
* Denny - Humanities/Some Math
 
* Dana - Science classes
 
* East College - Humanities, always Political Science
 
* Althouse - Science classes
 
* Weiss - Music Theory only
 
 
 
==Upper Quad==
 
* Quads 1-4 +6
 
* Super Quad (4-5)
 
* Super Quad Arch
 
* Upper Quad lawn
 
 
 
==Lower Quad==
 
* Quads 7 and 8
 
* Uber Quad (Quads 9 and 10)
 
* K-W (Academic Offices and girls dorms)
 
* K-W lawn and Lower Quad lawn
 
 
 
==The HUB==
 
 
 
The Hub is famous for many things-
 
 
 
One, actually having a HUB (large, corny, irritating spiral stairwell right in the damn center. You have no idea how many people walk into the glass surrounding it)
 
 
 
Two, having convenient make-out areas in the downstairs vicinity
 
 
 
Three, always serving [[HUB Donuts]] at breakfast
 
 
 
*This is because there is a large room in the back of the kitchen, never seen by CTYers, containing the POTATOR. the POTATOR is a giant potato that spawns whatever potato dish is required that day. For mashed, a section will fall off and liquefy. For baked, little normal-sized potatoes will pop up and fall off. Other forms of potato flesh are procured in similar manners. POTATOR regenerates itself and will never die.
 
 
 
Four, The Devils Den Convenience Store.
 
 
 
Five, The bookstore, complete with gossip rag rack.
 
 
 
Six, THE COUCHES!!!!
 
 
 
==The ATS==
 
 
 
Anita Tuvin Schlechter auditorium
 
[http://chronicles.dickinson.edu/encyclo/a/ed_ATS.html link]
 
 
 
It's shaped really wierd! Like a triangle! And the dance floor totally moves!
 
Everbody loves Anita Tuvin Schlechter [A-ni-ta Tu-vin Schlech-ter] and her auditorium!
 
Everybody loves Anita SO much that we regularly refer to it as Anita Tu-vin Schlech-ters aditorium.
 
 
 
Added: Actually, I always thought that dear Anita looked like a man. And isn't her name just fun to say? I still say it sometimes, out of the blue...just for the heck of it.
 
Added: Some people liked to say "Anita Tuvin Schlechter fucked my mom in the ass using a strap-on" trying to keep a straight face. And even sometimes yell it at full blast on both the academic and residential quads. You know who you are.
 
 
 
The first time I saw her portrait was during a willy wonka themed thing and everybody was like, is that a decoration? And someone was like no thats my friend anita. And her name is always popping into my head.
 
 
 
Here is a [http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6484/atsui7.jpg photo] from First Friday, session II 2006
 
 
 
HER NAME IS SPELLED SCHLECHTER. TWO H'S. duhh.
 
 
 
==Other==
 
* [[Massey's]]
 
* Waidner- Spahr Library
 
* The Alley that seperates Lower and Upper Quads
 
* Kline Gym
 
 
 
[[Category:Carlisle]]
 

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