Difference between revisions of "Wanna buy a duck?"
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:Person 1: A duck! | :Person 1: A duck! | ||
:Person 2: Does it quack? | :Person 2: Does it quack? | ||
| − | + | :Person 1: Of course it quacks! | |
| − | + | :Person 2: Lemme hear it quack. | |
| − | + | :Person 1: QUACK! | |
===Example 2=== | ===Example 2=== | ||
| − | + | :Person 2: Wanna buy a duck? | |
| − | + | :Person 3: A what? | |
| − | + | :Person 2: A what? | |
| − | + | :Person 1: A duck! | |
| − | + | :Person 2: A duck! | |
| − | + | :Person 3: Does it quack? | |
| − | + | :Person 2: Does it quack? | |
| − | + | :Person 1: Of course it quacks. | |
| − | + | :Person 2: Of course it quacks. | |
| − | + | :Person 3: Lemme hear it quack. | |
| − | + | :Person 2: Lemme hear it quack. | |
| − | + | :Person 1: QUACK | |
| − | + | :Person 2: QUACK | |
| − | + | :Person 3: (to another person) Wanna buy a duck? | |
==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
| − | Wanna buy an orgy? | + | '''Wanna buy an orgy?''': (A what, an orgy, does it moan, of course it moans, lemme hear it moan, *insert moan here*) |
| − | Wanna buy a [[First Dietz|Dietz]]? | + | '''Wanna buy a [[First Dietz|Dietz]]?''': (A what, a Dietz, does it suck, of course it sucks, lemme hear it suck, tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun da da da) |
| − | Wanna buy a Stager? (A what, a Stager, does it hop, of course it hops, let me hear the children inside of it as it hops, whhhhAAA BUMM) | + | '''Wanna buy a Stager?''': (A what, a Stager, does it hop, of course it hops, let me hear the children inside of it as it hops, whhhhAAA BUMM) |
| + | * Refers to the frog-shaped academic building. The last response should be the sounds of the children and then the thump as the building hits the ground. | ||
| − | Wanna buy a Rosie? ( | + | '''Wanna buy a Rosie?''': (A what, a Rosie, is she lost, of course she's lost, lemme hear her be lost, rosssieeeeeee) |
| − | + | * Refers to Rosie Brown after she disappeared during ''[[Rocky Horror]]'' practice in LAN.06.2. | |
| − | Wanna buy a Noelle? ( | + | '''Wanna buy a Noelle?''': (A what, a Noelle, is she hyper, of course she's hyper, let me hear her be hyper, COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!) |
| − | Wanna by an insurance policy (A what | + | '''Wanna by an insurance policy''': (A what, an insurance policy, does it screw you over, of course it quacks!) |
| + | {{Things we like}} | ||
[[Category:Games]] | [[Category:Games]] | ||
[[Category:Lancaster]] | [[Category:Lancaster]] | ||
[[Category:Lancaster Games]] | [[Category:Lancaster Games]] | ||
Revision as of 10:45, 4 July 2008
"Wanna buy a duck?" is an odd game that starts with one person asking "Wanna buy a duck?" to somebody. The questioned person then responds (as in Example 1, below), and once the exchange is completed, the person who was asked asks someone else, thus forming a long chain.
This game is somewhat popular at Lancaster because of the Duck, although it was in circulation prior to the Duck's purchase. It did not include the lines "Lemme hear it quack" and "QUACK!" until after 1994. It has also spawned many spinoff games.
Contents
Examples
Example 1
- Person 1: Wanna buy a duck?
- Person 2: A what?
- Person 1: A duck!
- Person 2: Does it quack?
- Person 1: Of course it quacks!
- Person 2: Lemme hear it quack.
- Person 1: QUACK!
Example 2
- Person 2: Wanna buy a duck?
- Person 3: A what?
- Person 2: A what?
- Person 1: A duck!
- Person 2: A duck!
- Person 3: Does it quack?
- Person 2: Does it quack?
- Person 1: Of course it quacks.
- Person 2: Of course it quacks.
- Person 3: Lemme hear it quack.
- Person 2: Lemme hear it quack.
- Person 1: QUACK
- Person 2: QUACK
- Person 3: (to another person) Wanna buy a duck?
Variations
Wanna buy an orgy?: (A what, an orgy, does it moan, of course it moans, lemme hear it moan, *insert moan here*)
Wanna buy a Dietz?: (A what, a Dietz, does it suck, of course it sucks, lemme hear it suck, tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun da da da)
Wanna buy a Stager?: (A what, a Stager, does it hop, of course it hops, let me hear the children inside of it as it hops, whhhhAAA BUMM)
- Refers to the frog-shaped academic building. The last response should be the sounds of the children and then the thump as the building hits the ground.
Wanna buy a Rosie?: (A what, a Rosie, is she lost, of course she's lost, lemme hear her be lost, rosssieeeeeee)
- Refers to Rosie Brown after she disappeared during Rocky Horror practice in LAN.06.2.
Wanna buy a Noelle?: (A what, a Noelle, is she hyper, of course she's hyper, let me hear her be hyper, COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!)
Wanna by an insurance policy: (A what, an insurance policy, does it screw you over, of course it quacks!)
Things we like | |
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| Activities and Games | The Game · Silent Football · Acting Improv · Agreedball · Art of War · Basketball · Blammo · Four Square · Kill Murray/Save Murray · Malkavian Poking Game · Slackjaw · Pokey · The Really Game · Risk · Ultimate Frisbee · Varsity Catch · Wanna buy a duck? · SNAKES!!! · Quiz Bowl · Mandatory Fun |
| Card Games | 1000 Blank White Cards · Egyptian Ratscrew · FLAAR · Illuminati · Kemps · Mao · Scum, Presidents, Speed Capitalism, or Chinese Poker · Scum: The Masquerade · Set · Scroggle |
| Movies | Monty Python · The Rocky Horror Picture Show · The Princess Bride · Alice in Wonderland · Dark Side of Oz · Starcrash · Xanadu |
| Books | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy · Catch-22 · Ender's Game · Harry Potter |
| Other | 42 · Boobtag · Couching · FNORD · Grass orgy · Phone-flipping · Rina · Three |
