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Skidmore College CTY '05 to Aniskeet, true OG, and will roll on dubs til the day he dies

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Carlisle '06.1 This was the final toast for students, room mates, and alternative lifestyle partners Anand Tekriwal and Seamus McCabe:

A: To listening to Rainbow Connection at 3 in the morning S: To writing this by cell phone light A: To our alternative lifestyle S: To the point system A: To super death ball S: To sexual orientation and its rigidity, no matter who tries to change it A: To meeting barely anyone new and not caring S: To doing your business on someone else's bed A: To wanting to go home S: To not wanting to go home A: To wanting to go home with certain people S: To interracial babies A: To Seamus wanting to do those babies S: To Andy being determined to have those babies A: To awkward turtles, everywhere! S: To potatoes, and the bins from whence they came A: Screw you guys, it was our joke first S: To phone conversations that went on way too long A: To wanting to punch everybody in the face S: To wearing hot pink shorts A: To defined lines on drag day S: To pandas, koalas, and all other cute, fuzzy bears out there A: To the cutest infestation ever! S: To skunks A: To blankets, and the protection they provide S: To hall mates screaming "stop sucking my..." A: To the goose bumps from American Pie S: To the ring of tears we left on the dance floor A: To our first time crying in public... Well, I was only tearing S: To thinking we're too hardcore to cry A: To bringing tissues in advance S: To thinking about this moment a year in advance A: To mama bears and their cubs S: To crackheads A: To checkerboard wristbands S: To cantaloupes in a sack A: To lonely leperachauns S: To Homo Almondus A: To that weird mermaid thing with breasts S: To caffeine induced heart attacks A: To the end of the world as we know it S: To doing the Time Warp over and over again, hoping we can go back in time A: To running this place in three years S: To making our hall better than yours A: To never ending memories S: To The Cult, you'll live forever A: To Evelyn S: To Ali A: To Kara S: To Nate A: To Drew S: To you other kids A: To Tim Ross S: To Matt Morris A: To "DADDY NOOOO!" S: To "oh, YES!" A: To "that's what SHE said" S: To sketchiness A: To blobs S: To the Kline center and all of its nooks and crannies A: To not knowing what to look forward to next summer S: To CTY withdrawal A: To awkward CTY couples S: To all the drugs of the week A: To white boy Seamus rapping... God I hated you then S: To having something to go home to, but not wanting to leave A: To holding hands S: To loyalty A: To "oh yeah, about that..." S: To those choosing not to return A: To those who can't return S: To finally wrapping this thing up A: To my alternative lifestyle partner. S: To my alternative lifestyle partner A: To my half, the supposedly better half S: To his half, the better half A: To her two thirds S: To those two thirds I've made out with A: To knowing theirs so much unsaid S: To shutting up.

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