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| − | I've taken some classes at CTY: | + | I've taken some classes at CTY:<br> |
| − | LAT1.LAN.08.1 | + | [[Latin|LAT1]].[[LAN]].08.1<br> |
| − | GRK1.LAN.09.1 | + | [[Greek|GRK1]].[[LAN]].09.1<br> |
| − | ETYM.LAN.09.2 | + | [[Etymologies|ETYM]].[[LAN]].09.2<br> |
| − | WRT3.B.LAN.10.1 | + | [[Crafting the Essay|WRT3]].B.[[LAN]].10.1<br> |
| − | LOGC.C.LAN.10.2 | + | [[Logic|LOGC]].C.[[LAN]].10.2<br> |
==The Notebook of Horrible Ideas== | ==The Notebook of Horrible Ideas== | ||
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+ Driving to Canada during intersession ~Eloise<br> | + Driving to Canada during intersession ~Eloise<br> | ||
+ Driving to Canada ~Jonah<br> | + Driving to Canada ~Jonah<br> | ||
| − | + Canada ~Jonah | + | + Canada ~Jonah<br> |
| − | + Protection | + | + Protection<br> |
| − | + "Erik, this is my brother." ~Alex Pressman | + | + "Erik, this is my brother." ~Alex Pressman<br> |
| − | - Safety first | + | - Safety first<br> |
| − | + Filling someone's hat with vaseline | + | + Filling someone's hat with vaseline<br> |
| − | - "I'm so awesome, I can make out with my girlfriend anywhere!" ~RA Sam | + | - "I'm so awesome, I can make out with my girlfriend anywhere!" ~RA Sam<br> |
| − | - Drinking 4 Red Bulls and playing ultimate in 105 degree weather ~RA Sam | + | - Drinking 4 Red Bulls and playing ultimate in 105 degree weather ~RA Sam<br> |
| − | - Ripping the top off an Axe can, putting it in front of you, and not moving ~RA Sam | + | - Ripping the top off an Axe can, putting it in front of you, and not moving ~RA Sam<br> |
| − | - "Enter cafeteria; go apeshit" ~Graeme | + | - "Enter cafeteria; go apeshit" ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - "Adderall: Can't pass without it!" ~Ad in bathroom | + | - "Adderall: Can't pass without it!" ~Ad in bathroom<br> |
| − | - Spray painting a fenced-in bench gold | + | - Spray painting a fenced-in bench gold<br> |
| − | - Getting highlights in your pubic hair ~Erik | + | - Getting highlights in your pubic hair ~Erik<br> |
| − | + PDA rules | + | + PDA rules<br> |
| − | + Ordered society ~Bitchface | + | + Ordered society ~Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Women discussing their birth canals ~Graeme | + | - Women discussing their birth canals ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - RHPS as a first date ~Ramsey | + | - RHPS as a first date ~Ramsey<br> |
| − | - Racing golf carts on the quad | + | - Racing golf carts on the quad<br> |
| − | - Convincing your instructor you get a break every hour | + | - Convincing your instructor you get a break every hour<br> |
| − | - Opening an umbrella directly in front of someone ~Jonah | + | - Opening an umbrella directly in front of someone ~Jonah<br> |
| − | - Giving people who are imprisoned for life WMDs ~Torrence | + | - Giving people who are imprisoned for life WMDs ~Torrence<br> |
| − | + Discussing whether you can know that you know anything | + | + Discussing whether you can know that you know anything<br> |
| − | - 5 second rule on Schnader porch ~Declan | + | - 5 second rule on Schnader porch ~Declan<br> |
| − | - Going farther into a guy's anus to try to impregnate him ~Erik | + | - Going farther into a guy's anus to try to impregnate him ~Erik<br> |
| − | + "On a scale of edgy to ironic, where's the Holocaust?" | + | + "On a scale of edgy to ironic, where's the Holocaust?"<br> |
| − | - Hump a stump ~Silver | + | - Hump a stump ~Silver<br> |
| − | - Switching all the students in one class with the students in another without the teachers noticing | + | - Switching all the students in one class with the students in another without the teachers noticing<br> |
| − | + End a story with "And then I thought about child molestation" ~Declan | + | + End a story with "And then I thought about child molestation" ~Declan<br> |
| − | - Blammo with guns | + | - Blammo with guns<br> |
| − | + Slapping your teacher across the face ~Justine | + | + Slapping your teacher across the face ~Justine<br> |
| − | + Taping pizza to a door and leaving it there ~Justine | + | + Taping pizza to a door and leaving it there ~Justine<br> |
| − | - Sistery bondage ~Bitchface | + | - Sistery bondage ~Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Telling your girlfriend that if wiffleball were a person you'd break up with her ~Graeme | + | - Telling your girlfriend that if wiffleball were a person you'd break up with her ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - When you say "orgasm", derp ~Jonah | + | - When you say "orgasm", derp ~Jonah<br> |
| − | - Sitting on a bed totally naked drinking Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade and masturbating vigorously ~Jonah | + | - Sitting on a bed totally naked drinking Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade and masturbating vigorously ~Jonah<br> |
| − | - Doing the above in front of people ~Bitchface | + | - Doing the above in front of people ~Bitchface<br> |
| − | + Running into someone's room, jumping into the trash can, and saying "It's funny because I'm in the trash!" ~Theo | + | + Running into someone's room, jumping into the trash can, and saying "It's funny because I'm in the trash!" ~Theo<br> |
| − | + Running into someone's room, stealing something, and running out screaming "Ahahaha! Yes!" ~Theo | + | + Running into someone's room, stealing something, and running out screaming "Ahahaha! Yes!" ~Theo<br> |
| − | - "There are scissors if you need to open the hole more." | + | - "There are scissors if you need to open the hole more."<br> |
| − | + Interracial lesbian poop porn ~Literotica | + | + Interracial lesbian poop porn ~Literotica<br> |
| − | - Eating breasted shits ~Graeme/Bitchface | + | - Eating breasted shits ~Graeme/Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Shitfucking (your son's) monster meat ~Literotica | + | - Shitfucking (your son's) monster meat ~Literotica<br> |
| − | - Read teh idea 3 above this while having sex ~Graeme | + | - Read teh idea 3 above this while having sex ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - 31 Dogs in a Room as a movie ~Jonah | + | - 31 Dogs in a Room as a movie ~Jonah<br> |
| − | - A play about the dichotomy between unbroken and broken glass ~Ariel | + | - A play about the dichotomy between unbroken and broken glass ~Ariel<br> |
| − | - EpiSpear ~Graeme | + | - EpiSpear ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - EpiTrident ~Graeme | + | - EpiTrident ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - Naming your child Kotel ~Declan/Bitchface | + | - Naming your child Kotel ~Declan/Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Placing Mentos into 3 bottles of soda in the middle of the quad successfully ~Jonah | + | - Placing Mentos into 3 bottles of soda in the middle of the quad successfully ~Jonah<br> |
| − | - Preschool basketball ~Graeme | + | - Preschool basketball ~Graeme<br> |
| − | + Playing Pokemon every day but never leaving Pallet Town ~Jonah | + | + Playing Pokemon every day but never leaving Pallet Town ~Jonah<br> |
| − | - A reality show called "God Dammit, Charlene!" ~Jonah/Kleo | + | - A reality show called "God Dammit, Charlene!" ~Jonah/Kleo<br> |
| − | + Awkward question squad ~Lilly/Erik | + | + Awkward question squad ~Lilly/Erik<br> |
| − | - Breaking the PDF rules ~Sam Fomon | + | - Breaking the PDF rules ~Sam Fomon<br> |
| − | + Triple crotch-shot ~Bitchface/Noah | + | + Triple crotch-shot ~Bitchface/Noah<br> |
| − | - Rotten asscheeks ~Noah | + | - Rotten asscheeks ~Noah<br> |
| − | + Becoming a master baiter ~Ramsey | + | + Becoming a master baiter ~Ramsey<br> |
| − | - Getting a masters degree in baiting ~Ramsey | + | - Getting a masters degree in baiting ~Ramsey<br> |
| − | - Covering your jaundice with more jaundice ~Graeme | + | - Covering your jaundice with more jaundice ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - Long-distance makeout ~Bitchface/Noah | + | - Long-distance makeout ~Bitchface/Noah<br> |
| − | + Not blinking as a pasttime ~Tess | + | + Not blinking as a pasttime ~Tess<br> |
| − | - A water fountain/urinal ~Bitchface | + | - A water fountain/urinal ~Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Eating this book ~Tess | + | - Eating this book ~Tess<br> |
| − | - Putting a metal rod in your penis ~Ramsey | + | - Putting a metal rod in your penis ~Ramsey<br> |
| − | - Grinding the gay out of you ~Sam Fomon | + | - Grinding the gay out of you ~Sam Fomon<br> |
| − | - Being a masturbating 5th wheel ~Bitchface/Noah | + | - Being a masturbating 5th wheel ~Bitchface/Noah<br> |
| − | + Chewing on pens without pen cases ~Alec | + | + Chewing on pens without pen cases ~Alec<br> |
| − | - Inhaling flaming dicks | + | - Inhaling flaming dicks<br> |
| − | - Stabbing each other in the foot with heels repeatedly ~Kris | + | - Stabbing each other in the foot with heels repeatedly ~Kris<br> |
| − | - Duct taping your penis to your leg and getting a boner ~Noah | + | - Duct taping your penis to your leg and getting a boner ~Noah<br> |
| − | - Making a store called "A Store" ~Bitchface | + | - Making a store called "A Store" ~Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Losing all control of your penis ~Gleb | + | - Losing all control of your penis ~Gleb<br> |
| − | - Having a penis the size of a million penises including itself ~Dennis/Bitchface | + | - Having a penis the size of a million penises including itself ~Dennis/Bitchface<br> |
| − | - Coming bricks ~Graeme | + | - Coming bricks ~Graeme<br> |
| − | - "...like the cool people at 4chan do." ~Gleb | + | - "...like the cool people at 4chan do." ~Gleb<br> |
Revision as of 12:21, 7 August 2010
The name printed on my card is Alex Kohanski. Most people don't call me that. I have a(n incomplete) list of things people call me:
- Kohanski
- Bitchface Kobitchface
- Bitchface
- Skiski
- Kopantski
- Skank
- Hokanski
- Axel Hokanski
- Hanskiko
- The Manski Kohanski
- The Manski
- The Womanski
- Skankobitch
- Hair
- Alekski Kohanski
- Xela Isknahok
- Riff Raff
- Scott
- Matt
- The Gadfly of Love
- Yoda
- Lampshade
I've taken some classes at CTY:
LAT1.LAN.08.1
GRK1.LAN.09.1
ETYM.LAN.09.2
WRT3.B.LAN.10.1
LOGC.C.LAN.10.2
The Notebook of Horrible Ideas
I decided to keep a notebook of horrible ideas during 10.2. Here they are. Ideas with a + have been done to my knowledge.
- Say "derp" when you orgasm ~Marnie
+ This notebook
+ Putting bales of hay in front of gravel ~F&M
- Climbing the Scrabble ~Jonah
+ Humanities courses ~Everyone who's taken a math course
+ Driving to Canada during intersession ~Eloise
+ Driving to Canada ~Jonah
+ Canada ~Jonah
+ Protection
+ "Erik, this is my brother." ~Alex Pressman
- Safety first
+ Filling someone's hat with vaseline
- "I'm so awesome, I can make out with my girlfriend anywhere!" ~RA Sam
- Drinking 4 Red Bulls and playing ultimate in 105 degree weather ~RA Sam
- Ripping the top off an Axe can, putting it in front of you, and not moving ~RA Sam
- "Enter cafeteria; go apeshit" ~Graeme
- "Adderall: Can't pass without it!" ~Ad in bathroom
- Spray painting a fenced-in bench gold
- Getting highlights in your pubic hair ~Erik
+ PDA rules
+ Ordered society ~Bitchface
- Women discussing their birth canals ~Graeme
- RHPS as a first date ~Ramsey
- Racing golf carts on the quad
- Convincing your instructor you get a break every hour
- Opening an umbrella directly in front of someone ~Jonah
- Giving people who are imprisoned for life WMDs ~Torrence
+ Discussing whether you can know that you know anything
- 5 second rule on Schnader porch ~Declan
- Going farther into a guy's anus to try to impregnate him ~Erik
+ "On a scale of edgy to ironic, where's the Holocaust?"
- Hump a stump ~Silver
- Switching all the students in one class with the students in another without the teachers noticing
+ End a story with "And then I thought about child molestation" ~Declan
- Blammo with guns
+ Slapping your teacher across the face ~Justine
+ Taping pizza to a door and leaving it there ~Justine
- Sistery bondage ~Bitchface
- Telling your girlfriend that if wiffleball were a person you'd break up with her ~Graeme
- When you say "orgasm", derp ~Jonah
- Sitting on a bed totally naked drinking Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade and masturbating vigorously ~Jonah
- Doing the above in front of people ~Bitchface
+ Running into someone's room, jumping into the trash can, and saying "It's funny because I'm in the trash!" ~Theo
+ Running into someone's room, stealing something, and running out screaming "Ahahaha! Yes!" ~Theo
- "There are scissors if you need to open the hole more."
+ Interracial lesbian poop porn ~Literotica
- Eating breasted shits ~Graeme/Bitchface
- Shitfucking (your son's) monster meat ~Literotica
- Read teh idea 3 above this while having sex ~Graeme
- 31 Dogs in a Room as a movie ~Jonah
- A play about the dichotomy between unbroken and broken glass ~Ariel
- EpiSpear ~Graeme
- EpiTrident ~Graeme
- Naming your child Kotel ~Declan/Bitchface
- Placing Mentos into 3 bottles of soda in the middle of the quad successfully ~Jonah
- Preschool basketball ~Graeme
+ Playing Pokemon every day but never leaving Pallet Town ~Jonah
- A reality show called "God Dammit, Charlene!" ~Jonah/Kleo
+ Awkward question squad ~Lilly/Erik
- Breaking the PDF rules ~Sam Fomon
+ Triple crotch-shot ~Bitchface/Noah
- Rotten asscheeks ~Noah
+ Becoming a master baiter ~Ramsey
- Getting a masters degree in baiting ~Ramsey
- Covering your jaundice with more jaundice ~Graeme
- Long-distance makeout ~Bitchface/Noah
+ Not blinking as a pasttime ~Tess
- A water fountain/urinal ~Bitchface
- Eating this book ~Tess
- Putting a metal rod in your penis ~Ramsey
- Grinding the gay out of you ~Sam Fomon
- Being a masturbating 5th wheel ~Bitchface/Noah
+ Chewing on pens without pen cases ~Alec
- Inhaling flaming dicks
- Stabbing each other in the foot with heels repeatedly ~Kris
- Duct taping your penis to your leg and getting a boner ~Noah
- Making a store called "A Store" ~Bitchface
- Losing all control of your penis ~Gleb
- Having a penis the size of a million penises including itself ~Dennis/Bitchface
- Coming bricks ~Graeme
- "...like the cool people at 4chan do." ~Gleb
