User:Knight7770

The name printed on my card is Alex Kohanski. Most people don't call me that. I have a(n incomplete) list of things people call me:

1. Kohanski
2. Bitchface Kobitchface
3. Skiski
4. Kopantski
5. Skank
6. Hokanski
7. Axel Hokanski
8. Hanskiko
9. The Manski Kohanski
10. The Womanski
11. Skankobitch
12. Hair
13. Alekski Kohanski
14. Xela Iksnahok
15. Riff Raff
16. Scott
17. Matt
18. The Gadfly of Love
19. Yoda
20. Lampshade
21. Kohansky
22. Brohanski
23. Kobitchers
24. Axe
25. Bromanski
26. Alejandro
27. Sassypants
28. KOhANski
29. Koskankface
30. Malexander Bromanski
31. Luscious
32. Kohanskirs
33. Kohansk
34. Lockwood
35. Horse
36. Sausage Gravy

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  11.1: Deena Alexander, Joey Fridman, Ajay Nadig, Sydney Speizman, Deb Bakshiyev, Rudy Garcia, and Alex Kohanski

I've taken some classes at CTY:
LAT1.LAN.08.1
GRK1.LAN.09.1
ETYM.LAN.09.2
WRT3.B.LAN.10.1
LOGC.C.LAN.10.2
WR4B.LAN.11.1
COGN.LAN.11.2

The Notebook of Horrible Ideas 10.2

I decided to keep a notebook of horrible ideas during 10.2. Here they are. Ideas with a + have been done to my knowledge.

- Say "derp" when you orgasm ~Marnie
+ This notebook
+ Putting bales of hay in front of gravel ~F&M
- Climbing the Scrabble ~Jonah
+ Humanities courses ~Everyone who's taken a math course
+ Driving to Canada during intersession ~Eloise
+ Driving to Canada ~Jonah
+ Canada ~Jonah
+ Protection
+ "Erik, this is my brother." ~Alex Pressman
- Safety first
+ Filling someone's hat with vaseline
- "I'm so awesome, I can make out with my girlfriend anywhere!" ~RA Sam
- Drinking 4 Red Bulls and playing ultimate in 105 degree weather ~RA Sam
- Ripping the top off an Axe can, putting it in front of you, and not moving ~RA Sam
- "Enter cafeteria; go apeshit" ~Graeme
- "Adderall: Can't pass without it!" ~Ad in bathroom
- Spray painting a fenced-in bench gold
- Getting highlights in your pubic hair ~Erik
+ PDA rules
+ Ordered society ~Bitchface
- Women discussing their birth canals ~Graeme
- RHPS as a first date ~Ramsey
- Racing golf carts on the quad
- Convincing your instructor you get a break every hour
- Opening an umbrella directly in front of someone ~Jonah
- Giving people who are imprisoned for life WMDs ~Torrence
+ Discussing whether you can know that you know anything
- 5 second rule on Schnader porch ~Declan
- Going farther into a guy's anus to try to impregnate him ~Erik
+ "On a scale of edgy to ironic, where's the Holocaust?"
- Hump a stump ~Silver
- Switching all the students in one class with the students in another without the teachers noticing
+ End a story with "And then I thought about child molestation" ~Declan
- Blammo with guns
+ Slapping your teacher across the face ~Justine
+ Taping pizza to a door and leaving it there ~Justine
- Sistery bondage ~Bitchface
- Telling your girlfriend that if wiffleball were a person you'd break up with her ~Graeme
- When you say "orgasm", derp ~Jonah
- Sitting on a bed totally naked drinking Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade and masturbating vigorously ~Jonah
- Doing the above in front of people ~Bitchface
+ Running into someone's room, jumping into the trash can, and saying "It's funny because I'm in the trash!" ~Theo
+ Running into someone's room, stealing something, and running out screaming "Ahahaha! Yes!" ~Theo
- "There are scissors if you need to open the hole more."
+ Interracial lesbian poop porn ~Literotica
- Eating breasted shits ~Graeme/Bitchface
- Shitfucking (your son's) monster meat ~Literotica
- Read teh idea 3 above this while having sex ~Graeme
- 31 Dogs in a Room as a movie ~Jonah
- A play about the dichotomy between unbroken and broken glass ~Ariel
- EpiSpear ~Graeme
- EpiTrident ~Graeme
- Naming your child Kotel ~Declan/Bitchface
- Placing Mentos into 3 bottles of soda in the middle of the quad successfully ~Jonah
- Preschool basketball ~Graeme
+ Playing Pokemon every day but never leaving Pallet Town ~Jonah
- A reality show called "God Dammit, Charlene!" ~Jonah/Kleo
+ Awkward question squad ~Lilly/Erik
- Breaking the PDF rules ~Sam Fomon
+ Triple crotch-shot ~Bitchface/Noah
- Rotten asscheeks ~Noah
+ Becoming a master baiter ~Ramsey
- Getting a masters degree in baiting ~Ramsey
- Covering your jaundice with more jaundice ~Graeme
+ Long-distance makeout ~Bitchface/Noah
+ Not blinking as a pasttime ~Tess
- A water fountain/urinal ~Bitchface
- Eating this book ~Tess
- Putting a metal rod in your penis ~Ramsey
- Grinding the gay out of you ~Sam Fomon
- Being a masturbating 5th wheel ~Bitchface/Noah
+ Chewing on pens without pen cases ~Alec
- Inhaling flaming dicks
- Stabbing each other in the foot with heels repeatedly ~Kris
- Duct taping your penis to your leg and getting a boner ~Noah
- Making a store called "A Store" ~Bitchface
- Losing all control of your penis ~Gleb
- Having a penis the size of a million penises including itself ~Dennis/Bitchface
- Coming bricks ~Graeme
- "...like the cool people at 4chan do." ~Gleb

The Notebook of Horrible Ideas 11.2

- Vagina cakes