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+ | ===Pomp and Circumstance=== | ||
+ | In 2015.2, [[Gordon Chi]] made up a song to the tune of "Pomp and Circumstance": | ||
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+ | Go suck some dick Andrew | ||
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+ | It has become notorious for its catchiness and its [[CTYI | CTYIness]]. |
Revision as of 17:13, 25 July 2015
2006.1
Pirate Day
During JHU-1-06 the Genomics class dressed up for the first ever Pirate Day. Attire consisted of eyeliner beards and mustaches (or just eye liner for a more rugged look), eye patches, cardboard and duct taped swords, head bands, and striped, red, black, white, and/or torn clothing. Members consisted of full fledged pirates, firates (female pirates), wenches, and ienches (it wenches - no gender). Honorary titles consisted of Ienchmaster, captain, Dread Pirate Amandark and murse. The genomics class pirated Tracey's hall, parts of the biology class, a TA (Nick) and an instructor (Tom). Sword fights were common during pirate day and usually resulted in missing arms, legs, and fingers. Such duels often resembled parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. During the meet and greet the pirates gave "pillage grams" which consisted of whacking CTYers with cardboard swords, declaring that their village had been pillaged, and giving them the opportuntity to direct the pirates to their next victims. Such victems were bubblicious, and Andy the RA who was pillaged by an umbrella-turned-sword. After receiving his pillagegram, Andy threated bodily harm on whoever was the leader of said pirate ship (known as the S.S. Eternally Damned). Said leader (Aman Daray) hid from Andy for the rest of the evening.
Siena Session 1 2006 also featured a pirate day, in the form of pirate versus ninja day, on the first friday of the session. This day featured many people dressed up in the all important character attire but not much actually competition between the two groups as the "vs" suggests.
-Edit: At Saratoga, 2006 S.2, Pirates vs. Ninja vs. Cavemen was a daily during the second week where everyone beat each other with paper swords and clubs on South Park Lawn. Then we attacked the Chillaxin' daily.
-Edit: Carlisle Session 2 had both Pirate and Ninja activities one day, at the end of which they fought each other
2008
Ninjas and Cavemen
There were a number of activities in both Sessions 1 and 2 which basically involved the same thing--running around and causing chaos. These would take the form of Ninja activities in which people would make newspaper swords, then go around to disrupt various activities, whack people with their swords, and sneak up on unsuspecting groups (e.g. CTYers returning from the Bookstore). The other variant was the Cavemen activity type--people would make newspaper clubs, and do the same thing that the ninjas did. Both variants would often seriously irk the victims, who would often fight back by taunting the cavemen/ninjas and destroying the paper swords/clubs. Both of these activities were started and led by RAs Albert Hsu and Shaun, who only stayed for Session 1. However, in Session 2, Albert Hsu made at least one surprise appearance to lead the Ninjas/Cavemen.
2008.2
Ultimate Tournament
The Genomics class was quite skilled, in general, at Ultimate Frisbee. The two co-instructors first held a mini-math with the Math Logic class and won, then decided to hold an all-site tournament organized by class. This tournament took place during two activity periods one day towards the latter half of the session. Matches were held throughout the Gentle Slope and surrounding areas. Ultimately, the Engineering class won, and the Genomics class got second place. However, before the tournament could finish, a thunderstorm arrived, and everyone except the Genomics class left before lightning actually appeared.
2010.1
Rain Week
The last week of CTY was very rainy. There were mini-rivers and floods everywhere. Puddles had to be run through to return to class. Classes were trapped in buildings for up to 30 minutes before thunder and lightning let up. The Math Logic class, one of the furthest-located from the AMR buildings, was probably hit the worst.
The Wolfpack
The Wolfpack was a group made up of the students of Politics in the Middle East. While they were a relatively minor influence on campus they did provide an endless thorn in the side for Kisa. They were given at least six stern talking-tos by her, and, even when banished to a dungeon-like classroom, they never lost their pack pride nor their zeal for life.
Worst Activity Ever
The Worst Activity Ever for this session was led by several RA's at once. The activity consisted of one hundred bright orange beads spread over the Beach, and the 50 unfortunate CTY students that signed up for the activity hopelessly crawling about, attempting to find the beads in the grass. At the end of the period, only fifty beads out of the original hundred were found. It should be noted that being one of the students to actually find a bead in the sea of grass became a huge accomplishment and sparked both inspiration and jealousy in the finder's comrades.
The Tribals/The Tribe
The Tribals were a super-exclusive group of Nevermores and one-mores at JHU 10.1. They were given their name by The Hall after the female members painted themselves at an activity, making themselves look like a Native American tribe. The Tribals were best known for holding bizarre circle dances/cult rituals at meet market, raving at dances and the talent show, and hooking up with each other at all of the dances/meet markets.
2010.2
Lady RaRa
The popular RA Bradley, well liked by all, did a performance of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" at the Talent Show. He received a standing ovation and was the most talked about performance. In his short shorts and t-shirt, he was better than his other 8 co-dancers. At the last dance he performed it one more time. RA Bradley also taught the Salsa class.
Drag Day
The LAWPsters of 10.2 all dressed up for drag day, and guys wore make -up, miniskirts, and girls looked so G they were almost H. GOOD times. Pics can be seen here-->http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=484630&fbid=1249520496603&op=2&o=global&view=global&subj=100000142530312&id=1787195093 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=484630&fbid=1249520496603&op=2&o=global&view=global&subj=100000142530312&id=1787195093#!/photo.php?pid=376497&fbid=145164388835860&op=3&o=global&view=global&subj=100000142530312&id=100000268998573
Lester's Worst Activity Ever
RA Lester was selected to run the Worst Activity Ever during the second week. Many CTYers skipped the very popular "Money Cutting" activity for this, assuming it would be something good. It wasn't. Lester verbally abused everyone and forced innocent children into hard labor (Cutting money without compensation). When Junno Tseng criticized Lester's Communist regime, he was sent to Sidewalk Chalk and forced to write out campaign ads for Lester's run for Prom King. Squirrels Matthew Ribel and Ryan Muggleton tried to unionize the laborers and were threatened to be taken out of American Pie at the next dance. Many campers horribly mutilated the Casino Night Money in order to fight back. Lester's iron will was never exhausted.
2011.1
Michael Hwang Rapping
For the talent show, Michael had been rapping 'I'm No Good.' He forgot the words, and he tried to remember them. Being unsuccessful, I'm assuming that he realized how much he embarrassed himself, and proceeded to embarrass himself even more by dropping the (unexpected) f-bomb on stage and getting in trouble for it.
Antonio Song's Megaphone Scream
During the talent show as well, Antonio Song and Hojun Kim performed "Don't trust Me" by 3OH!3. The song was so poorly practiced in the first place, so the performace was horrible. In the middle of the performance, Antonio attempted to revive the performance and decided to run to the front of the stage and to snatch up the all-powerful JHU megaphone from right in front of the DRL. He then proceeded to sing the rest of the song using the megaphone. At one point, he tried to put the megaphone up to the microphone for some really distorted, absolutely ridiculous but amazing sounds. His crazy antics had the whole crowd roaring with laughter, as well as the MCs backstage. Later on, this act was found out to be an improvisation right before the song started.
2011.2
Irene's Hall
Known as the hall with awkward 12 year olds (the hall often seen wearing mismatched shoes/socks to dances, geisha robes, and the whole shebang) and three 15 year old girls, by the names of of Rita Guo, Angel Zhou , and Anisha Reddy, liked to harrass the 12 year olds by smanging it very often.
This shit was sad and Addison's hall didn't approve, remember, only you can prevent forrest fires.
Angel's Hall
For the talent show Angel's Hall performed "Hey Soul Sister" The hall showed unity and were asked to perform at closings.\
Addison's Hall
By the end of term this unruly hall had 3 students sent home and another 3 put on probation, with an additional student suspected of being insane. The hall was often on fire. Addison's Hall often was heard telling SRA Molly and a group of four CTY girls that they were rainbows. The girls, not to be taken as any kind of racial slur, but rather as an acknowledgement of race, were called the two yellow, one brown and one white rainbows. SRA Molly was also a white rainbow. Or heard talking to each other about white toothbrushes or travel sized axe bottles. During hall time every evening, they could always be found doing wall-sits, rolling on the floor laughing about white things, do-do brown things, white toothbrushes, getting people from behind, or hunching over. sometimes they would be doing wall sits as they laughed. Almost every time Molly entered the hall, there would be someone with their pants off (as though they knew she would be arriving). They often entered eachother's rooms yelling "did I just hear someone say "pants-off dance-off"?" especially while hallmates were on the phone with parents. When anyone who was not on the hall entered the hall, they were bewildered, and soon left. After the first dance they stole dinosaur decorations, and after the second dance they stole an advertisement for a gentleman's club. These were all posted proudly on the hall. The residents will never forget Betz's smartphone. His phone had seven -yes SEVEN- Apps and to add to this it was a flip phone -with hinges- and resembled a computer more than an iPhone.
The most notorious pants off dance off took place on the last night. Molly walked into the hall when nevermore Karl Heinlein and nomore Anonymous were eating chinese food. Molly then requested both students to put pants on, much to the disgust of the aforementioned students
Remember, Molly would be a rainbow, but she's white!
RA Addison has had a bad history with his hall. At JHU 10.1 both students that were kicked out during his session were from his hall. Yikes.
Couples
There were an unusually large amount of couples. 'Nuff said.
2012.2
Nia's Hall
2 girls invented something called "YOLO running" this being running down the hall in a towel and nothing but a towel after showering and yelling "YOLOOOO" at the top of their lungs. After the 2nd dance, girls in Nia's hall ordered 90 BBQ wings. To their disappointment, they couldn't finish it so they stored it in the community refrigerator that night, then found most of their wings to be gone 2 days later. Note: this happened again after the last dance, except the girls only ordered 45 wings and could barely finish them due to excessive amounts of crying.
Nia told her girls about biking down the highway in the dark without reflective clothing on day 1 and ever since, her girls have been teasing her nonstop about it.
Becca's Hall
Becca's Hall had stayed up past 10.30pm (which was lights out) on the last week on Tuesday and the site director there had to punish them by sending them to sleep at 10.15 the next night. But when the next night came, by 10.15pm, the girls had only started their hall meeting and their SPE's and got in trouble with the SRA. Having "disobeyed" rules again, Becca's girls were punished once again. This time, their punishment were to miss the first 30 mins of the last dance and of which Becca's girls had to go into the reading room and have small talk with the site director. Inside, they received a 30min lecture on 'foresight'. Let's just say Becca's girls had a 'great' time during those 30 minutes. To Becca's girls (Alehka Kolli, Jacque Li, Rachel Tseng, Helen Shen, Emily Roberts, Junie Wu, Michelle Wu, Woodi Woodland, Candace Cho, Maya Lamson, Jillian Chen & Dana He): Got Foresight? NOT YET.
Becca was nicknamed Bacon/Bagel/Bex by her girls, which then led to the girls being called "Bacon Bits." They also used sign language of "bacon bits" as their calling. To add, Becca's girls made a remix of "What Makes You Beautiful" and used it as their count-off with each girl having a syllable each. "BEH-CA YOU LIGHT UP OUR HALL LIKE NO-BAAAAHHHHHH-DEE ELSE." (with the "BAAAAHHH" exaggerated by CTYer Rachel Tseng).
Becca became best friends with RA's Jon Tam and Peter Yang, and the trio was nicknamed "PB&J" by her girls.
Rain Day
There was this one day where rain came and left all CTYers gloomy. The "flash flood" was so crazy that all the CTYers were so soaked they looked like they had just come out of a pool. And with such heavy rain, study hall that night was cancelled, much to each CTYers delight. But their happy bubble was soon popped when they were told that the 2 hours they missed were to be made up by skipping Daily's on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. O, it was a gloomy day.
Talent Show
For the first time, the CTY talent show was cancelled due to a lack of participants. It was instead replaced by Ultimate Kickback Day. All students were excited for this until it actually happened and students realized that if they wanted to hang out with the opposite gender, the only place was outside in the scorching sun, and so, no bonding happened.
2015.2
Pomp and Circumstance
In 2015.2, Gordon Chi made up a song to the tune of "Pomp and Circumstance":
Go suck some dick Andrew Nobody likes you If you try to download I'll murder your mom
It has become notorious for its catchiness and its CTYIness.