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| + | <b><i>Sweet Transvestite</i></b>, from [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|The Rocky Horror Picture Show]] | ||
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<i>[Frank]:</i> | <i>[Frank]:</i> | ||
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Don't judge a book by its cover<br> | Don't judge a book by its cover<br> | ||
I'm not much of a man by the light of day, <br> | I'm not much of a man by the light of day, <br> | ||
| − | But by night I'm one hell of a lover | + | But by night I'm one hell of a lover |
| − | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | + | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. |
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound<br> | So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound<br> | ||
You look like you're both pretty groovy<br> | You look like you're both pretty groovy<br> | ||
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal<br> | Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal<br> | ||
| − | We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. | + | We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. |
<i>[Brad]:</i>I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br> | <i>[Brad]:</i>I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br> | ||
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<i>[Janet]:</i>Right!<br> | <i>[Janet]:</i>Right!<br> | ||
<i>[Brad]:</i>We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car<br> | <i>[Brad]:</i>We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car<br> | ||
| − | We don't want to be any worry. | + | We don't want to be any worry. |
<i>[Frank]:</i>So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?<br> | <i>[Frank]:</i>So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?<br> | ||
Well babies, don't you panic.<br> | Well babies, don't you panic.<br> | ||
By the light of the night when it all seems alright<br> | By the light of the night when it all seems alright<br> | ||
| − | I'll get you a satanic mechanic. | + | I'll get you a satanic mechanic. |
| − | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | + | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. |
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?<br> | So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?<br> | ||
I could show you my favourite obsession.<br> | I could show you my favourite obsession.<br> | ||
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan<br> | I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan<br> | ||
| − | And he's good for relieving my tension | + | And he's good for relieving my tension |
| − | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | + | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. |
| − | <i>[spoken by Frank]:</i>So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. | + | <i>[spoken by Frank]:</i>So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. |
I see you shiver with antici... | I see you shiver with antici... | ||
<i>[Audience]:</i> Say it! Say it, Master! | <i>[Audience]:</i> Say it! Say it, Master! | ||
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<i>[Frank]:</i> So I'll remove the cause<br> | <i>[Frank]:</i> So I'll remove the cause<br> | ||
<i>[Audience]:</i> What about the symptom? | <i>[Audience]:</i> What about the symptom? | ||
| − | <i>[Frank]:</i>but not the symptom. | + | <i>[Frank]:</i>but not the symptom. |
Revision as of 20:41, 10 August 2006
At Lancaster, follows the Time Warp on Second Saturday as part of the Rocky Horror show.
Lyrics
Sweet Transvestite, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
[Frank]:
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
[Brad]:I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
[Janet]:Right!
[Brad]:We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
[Frank]:So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
[spoken by Frank]:So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...
[Audience]: Say it! Say it, Master!
[Frank]: pation!
[Audience]: What's masterpation?
[Frank]:But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
[Audience]: Unless we're in Mayzer! (LAN 06.2)
[Frank]: So I'll remove the cause
[Audience]: What about the symptom?
[Frank]:but not the symptom.
