Staff:JHU

This page is a record of well-known, beloved, and/or despised Baltimorean staff and the many stories collected about them.

Staff

Corey D. Smith

An RA in the first and second session at 2015 JHU. He was the RA for the students of Microeconomics 15.1 and Investigations in Engineering 15.2. At the time of the session, he was nineteen years of age. Corey is beloved for not caring what his hall does, as long as it doesn't reflect badly on him. He has a "unique" sense of humor, and is known to take long naps in the middle of the day, after which his humor improves remarkably.

But overall, he is definitely an amazing RA.

Corey D. Smith is a sophomore in Morehouse College. He is aiming for an MBA.

Famous Quotes: "If you die, you're dead" - Corey D. Smith, July 15, 2015

John Milanese

Extremely athletic awesome math logic teacher. Jumped over an RA at the basketball game. Like a teacher.

Peter Yang

THE AWESOME ASIAN RA. WE DYED HIS HAIR PINK.

Addison Cook

Is an amazing dancer, has a hat tan, a goofball, YEAH JAWN... and yes it IS Jawn, not John for all you losers out there who posted on his wall "yeah john"... you don't deserve to talk. His DJing skills are good, but he rarely plays techno. We forgive him though. :D SARAH SMITH FOREVERRRR ACTUALLY THE BEST RA WE'VE EVER HAD <3 <3

Lady RaRa!! GO BRADLEY!! BRADLEY = THE BLONDE AND STRETCHY ONE!!!! <3

RA SAM

BEST RA EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Instructor Mark Hohhmann we love you! (LAWP) TA Sara Weist we love waving our chands in the air and discushing things with you!

Bonnie

Bonnie ROCKS!!!! WE LOVE U!! --Natalie --Tiffany

GO BONNIE!!

"Here, have a peach and taste the orgasm!" B.M, Best. Instructor. Ever.

Patrick...nuff said.

Ethan

the RA from 2013 who looked like Macklemore.

Ms. Im

she never failed to amuse LAWP 13.2 with her mentions of dimebags and doobies.

Jon

the Asian RA who looked like a surfer and who always wore black.

BIG P!!! =D

Devin D. Moss

the funniest RA ever!!!  you still have to answer my questions!! oh, and pigs are for eating (:  -your BFF, 11.2

ERIN :) THE DAIRY PRINCESS

the awesome RA of the ETYM JHU 10.2 girls

• also, the most erm... energetic RA anywhere.

Jessica, aka Mama Cougar.

'Nuff said.

Jon Pirnia

the spreader of the Ore-reo idea and salsa dancer

Ms. Montoya Jackson

The nicest lunch lady in the world. Seriously.

Jeff Schulz, Dictator for Life of the DRJ (Democratic Republic of Jeff)

Jeff Schulz is one of those laid back, chill and kind, take-it-easy guys. He is leader of the DRJ and the greatest RA anyone could have if wanted to chill out or sneak around under cover of Lights Out (Watch out, he stays up until 11:30 some nights.)

Lidya Stamper

Lidya is the super nice always smiling Ethiopian RA. She is queen of roasts, but her weakness is dad jokes. She may often be seen saying "take a lap!" During 16.2, the struggle was real as she tried to keep Courtney from taking water from her hall. If you ever have Lidya as an RA and you know the busty crustacean joke, tell it to her. Also, yell "metal" at her, or put your legs through the arm holes of your sweatshirt. Be sympathetic and ready to defend her in case she is bullied by Cam or Courtney.

Courtney Fondufe

The RA who steals water from Lidya's hall.

Srijan Mukherjee

This man was a legend at JHU 17.2. At our first hall meeting, he said, and I quote, "honestly, I don't care if you guys curse or whatever...fuck it." He let me have sleepovers whenever and Mario would send me random ass videos of Srijan screwing around in the hallway at like midnight. Also his beard was cute.

Indie Page

Indie was a fantastic RA. Unfortunately, she caught a cold in the middle of 18.1, and it carried over into 18.2. Since she'd been sick for so long, on the second full day of session 2, she decided to leave CTY and go to the hospital. Indie called her 18.2 hall "Sweet baby angels" because they were so nice to her (unlike session 1). Peace Pius watched Indie's hall while she was sick and when they were in between RAs, and we are eternally thankful. Indie was replaced by Sara Bond, but Indie's 18.2 hall still misses her and hopes she gets better.