First Dietz

What's a Dietz?

Dietz is a dorm in CTY Lancaster across Hartman Green. It has 3 floors and one lounge on the 2nd floor.

The term "First Dietz" usually is referring to a specific hall that lived there in 2nd Session of '04.

Who's a Dietz?

First Dietz is one of those rare CTY groups, because it has set people in it. They are:

• TJ Beasley
• Sam Belanger
• Christian "Christ" Burnette
• Tim Camp
• Kalman Chapman
• Jonathan Choi
• Johannes Haensch
• Samuel Himel
• Gokul Krish
• Kevin Lee
• James Leung
• Patrick Liu
• Adam Roush (RA)
• Jeffrey Sachs
• Rafi Shamim
• Allen Song
• Alfred Wang
• Matt Wyzykowski (RA)

What does it do?

First Dietz is most famous for having choreographed the dance to the canon song "Tunak Tunak Tun" by Daler Mehndi.

Bob

First Dietz's mascot is Bob: The Unholy Umbrella of Antioch. Bob was stolen from 3rd Dietzer Sydney Barron. Bob was stolen because Jeff loved him so much. Not only was he a beautiful vivid shade of red, but when you pressed the button, it SHOT out really fast and opened in the blink of an eye. First Dietz opened and closed it over and over again (they were not worried, for inside was attached a LIFETIME WARRANTY!). However, all good things must come to an end, for eventually, it would not open so awesomely. However, First Dietz loved Bob, and Bob loved First Dietz. Then, horror of unspeakable horrors, Bob had gone missing. They searched far and wide, but nobody knew where it was. And thusly, First Dietz's motto was born

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We Stole. We Broke. We Lost.

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However, the story does not end here. One day, Jeffrey was retrieving a pen from his roomate Gokul's desk. Inside, he was horiffied to find, Gokul had hidden Bob. The motto was promptly changed to

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We Stole. We Broke. We Lost. We Found in Gokul's Desk. We Beat Gokul With.

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Bob currently resides in the house of Jeffrey Sachs.

--Jeff Sachs 08:50, 9 Aug 2005 (MST)

Wanna Buy a Dietz?

A popular refrain from 04.2, inspired by the game "Wanna buy a duck?"

- Wanna buy a Dietz?
- A what?
- A Dietz!
- Does it suck?
- Of course it sucks!
- Let me hear it suck.
- Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da!

The last line can also be replaced by such Dietzian laments as "I'm all the way across Hartman Green!", "Adam Roush is my RA!" or "Gokul is my roommate!"