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| − | + | [[Jesus]] is a position at Lancaster passed down from a [[nomore]] to a onemore. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of The [[Last Supper]]. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to introducing first years to tradition. Therefore, Jesus should be an approachable person, or at least more so than [[Satan]]. | |
| − | + | Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the [[Trinity]], is accorded great respect. | |
| − | + | In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when [[User:Sanityforlosers|Rachel Todd]] was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as [[Christian Burnette|Christ]] (Christian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). (Max's Commentary: Max finds this part (and others) of this page rather offensive.) | |
| − | + | In the same year, Rachel presided over the first game of [[Blammo]], and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff. | |
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1999.2: Conor Walsh | 1999.2: Conor Walsh | ||
Revision as of 18:37, 12 July 2007
Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a nomore to a onemore. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of The Last Supper. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to introducing first years to tradition. Therefore, Jesus should be an approachable person, or at least more so than Satan.
Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another. The position of Jesus is passed on at the Last Supper, upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Trinity, is accorded great respect.
In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Christian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). (Max's Commentary: Max finds this part (and others) of this page rather offensive.)
In the same year, Rachel presided over the first game of Blammo, and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.
1999.2: Conor Walsh
2000.2: B-B Stern
2001.1: Ken Levin
2001.2: Chris Daubert
2002.2: Darcy Hackley
2003.2: Reuven Lazarus
2004.2: Eve Privman
2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by Satan (Nixon))
2005-2006: Rachel Todd
2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
2007 Jesus Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
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