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About halfway through the session, an ugly specter reared its head: the Schnade v.2, also called Xtreme TB. The Schnade v.2 was much like the Schnade except that its victims coughed up mucus and blood. The nurses dismissed the coughing blood as a perfectly normal symptom and gave them more Cepacol. | About halfway through the session, an ugly specter reared its head: the Schnade v.2, also called Xtreme TB. The Schnade v.2 was much like the Schnade except that its victims coughed up mucus and blood. The nurses dismissed the coughing blood as a perfectly normal symptom and gave them more Cepacol. | ||
| − | Although rumors were flying about the Schnade v.3, it never really materialized. There were a few people who threw up everything they ate, which led to it being named Schnade v.3. Some call it "a mild case of death." Some people say that the Schnade v.4 is chicken pox, but this is silly. Chicken pox materialized in South Ben, from a girl who was quarantined immediately and then sent home. She contracted the disease outside of CTY. | + | Although rumors were flying about the Schnade v.3, it never really materialized. There were a few people who threw up everything they ate, which led to it being named Schnade v.3. Some call it "a mild case of death." Some people say that the Schnade v.4 is chicken pox, but this is silly. Chicken pox materialized in South Ben, from a girl who was quarantined immediately and then sent home. She contracted the disease outside of CTY. It became a widespread joke that Schnade v.4 was your skin "running away". There were no cases of this reported. |
Causes of the Schnade are widely theorized about. Many people point to Schnader's legendary humidity/dampness as the source, and others blame the massive amounts of mold growing in Schnader's showers and air conditioners. Still others are skeptics and believe that the Schnade is just an ordinary infectious illness and had nothing to do with its victims' place of residence. These people have never lived in Schnader Hall. The Shnade is rumored to have been started in 07.1, by a girl who slept too close to the air conditioner, and who passed it on to others via sharing drinks and such. Site Director Brian Bloomfield said that it came from an SRA living in South Schnader Base. She came to CTY sick first session, got everyone in Schnader base sick through the air conditioners, and they got other people sick. A second strain arose in session two (SRA became sick again, Schnade evolved), and it was also passed into the air conditioner (and through double-sessioners), but spread to more people because of the constant PDAing. | Causes of the Schnade are widely theorized about. Many people point to Schnader's legendary humidity/dampness as the source, and others blame the massive amounts of mold growing in Schnader's showers and air conditioners. Still others are skeptics and believe that the Schnade is just an ordinary infectious illness and had nothing to do with its victims' place of residence. These people have never lived in Schnader Hall. The Shnade is rumored to have been started in 07.1, by a girl who slept too close to the air conditioner, and who passed it on to others via sharing drinks and such. Site Director Brian Bloomfield said that it came from an SRA living in South Schnader Base. She came to CTY sick first session, got everyone in Schnader base sick through the air conditioners, and they got other people sick. A second strain arose in session two (SRA became sick again, Schnade evolved), and it was also passed into the air conditioner (and through double-sessioners), but spread to more people because of the constant PDAing. | ||
One person with the Schnade v.2 was diagnosed with pneumonia when she returned home, but the doctor told her it was not contagious unless she actually coughed up mucus into someone's mouth, which she assures me she did not. Also, the other people with Schnade v.2 were not diagnosed with pneumonia, so that cannot explain the entire epidemic. | One person with the Schnade v.2 was diagnosed with pneumonia when she returned home, but the doctor told her it was not contagious unless she actually coughed up mucus into someone's mouth, which she assures me she did not. Also, the other people with Schnade v.2 were not diagnosed with pneumonia, so that cannot explain the entire epidemic. | ||
Revision as of 18:38, 17 August 2007
The Schnade is a LAN disease that gained great momentum and notoriety during 07.2. It is the disease one gets from living in Schnader Hall, but it can also infect people who have made out with Schnader residents. Although most CTYers had never heard of the Schnade until 07.2, this may be only because Schnader was most widely used in 07.2, since every girls' hall except for two was located there. Veteran Schnader RAs and students have been heard asserting the existence of the Schnade in past years.
Symptoms of the Schnade include coughing, sneezing, dizziness, fatigue, sore throat, congestion, runny nose, swollen sinuses, a generally horrible feeling of despair and lack of belief in anything good in life. People inflicted with the Schnade flooded the health offices, desperate for Sudafed, Actifed, and the most wonderful cough drops in existence, Cepacol. After a while the nurses limited us to one Cepacol at a time, after which an intense demand rose up, and someone with a pack of maybe three Cepacol was more popular than a drug dealer. There was at least one incident of someone making out with someone else to get to the Cepacol inside their mouth.
About halfway through the session, an ugly specter reared its head: the Schnade v.2, also called Xtreme TB. The Schnade v.2 was much like the Schnade except that its victims coughed up mucus and blood. The nurses dismissed the coughing blood as a perfectly normal symptom and gave them more Cepacol.
Although rumors were flying about the Schnade v.3, it never really materialized. There were a few people who threw up everything they ate, which led to it being named Schnade v.3. Some call it "a mild case of death." Some people say that the Schnade v.4 is chicken pox, but this is silly. Chicken pox materialized in South Ben, from a girl who was quarantined immediately and then sent home. She contracted the disease outside of CTY. It became a widespread joke that Schnade v.4 was your skin "running away". There were no cases of this reported.
Causes of the Schnade are widely theorized about. Many people point to Schnader's legendary humidity/dampness as the source, and others blame the massive amounts of mold growing in Schnader's showers and air conditioners. Still others are skeptics and believe that the Schnade is just an ordinary infectious illness and had nothing to do with its victims' place of residence. These people have never lived in Schnader Hall. The Shnade is rumored to have been started in 07.1, by a girl who slept too close to the air conditioner, and who passed it on to others via sharing drinks and such. Site Director Brian Bloomfield said that it came from an SRA living in South Schnader Base. She came to CTY sick first session, got everyone in Schnader base sick through the air conditioners, and they got other people sick. A second strain arose in session two (SRA became sick again, Schnade evolved), and it was also passed into the air conditioner (and through double-sessioners), but spread to more people because of the constant PDAing.
One person with the Schnade v.2 was diagnosed with pneumonia when she returned home, but the doctor told her it was not contagious unless she actually coughed up mucus into someone's mouth, which she assures me she did not. Also, the other people with Schnade v.2 were not diagnosed with pneumonia, so that cannot explain the entire epidemic.
