Frank Wang

Frank Wang is a a former CTYer who came back as an RA at Saint Mary's 05.01 and 05.02, as well as Lancaster 06.1, 06.2, 07.1, and 07.2. He is known for being strict, but with a humorous and cuddly side that comes out very occasionally. He is also well known for, halfway through the first session of '06, demanding that all students pronounce his last name as "Wong" and not "Wang."

During Lancaster 06.1, one student had duct taped (in good CTY fashion) her bra back together after in the last week my last clean one broke. During the last dance of the session with the ridiculous "No going into the rooms" rules, the duct tape broke. She freaked out, and she and her friend decided to go to her room in Thomas so she could borrow one from her friend (all of hers were packed and dirty). In the lobby of Thomas, the two girls encountered Frank Wang. He demanded to know why we needed to go upstairs, and her friend said "she has had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction." Frank didn't believe us - he thought they wanted to check their hair, or something else that was ridiculous. Eventually the girl said "Frank, my bra split in half, can I please go upstairs so as to get one that is still in one piece?" Frank turned bright red, and the look on his face was one that no one else had ever gotten the chance to witness.

After the first sleepover at Lancaster 06.1, Frank banned sleepovers for the rest of the session because one the the people sleeping over "felt uncomfortable." Many people who slept over were interrogated in Frank's room to figure out what was going on. After the first sleepover, Wang punished everyone involved with the sleepover except five students: Jacob Portes, Chris McCarthy, Dylan Freehauf, Ryan Gossiaux, and Eron Brown. Curiously enough, Jacob's roommate, Jeremy, was punished the most out of anyone involved with the sleepover.

"For the rest of the session I had Lights Out immediately after Hall meeting every night. Do not mess with this guy." -Jeremy
(Please note that it was Jeremy's personal crusade to annoy Frank for the rest of both sessions in '06.)

Frank also confiscated many items after this sleepover. He took Max's baseball bat, Ben's lacrosse stick and TJ's tennis racket. After a trip to Turkey Hill, Max Blitzer found that he had stupidly not read the label on his bag of Pixy Stix. Frank laughed at him and confiscated the Pixy Stix because they were packaged in the same factory as a peanut product (peanut products are banned at the LAN site). Frank was later seen bragging to another RA about it. Then, instead of returning them to Max at the end of the sesion, he ate them.

During Christmas at Lancaster 07.1, instead of making Christmas ornaments out of construction paper, one hall decided to make a 3D penis that was to be placed on their RA's door. On the way to being taped on, Frank Wang walked into the hall. He caught them, and started to lecture the entire hall plus one person from another hall. At first, he lectured jokingly by saying "Come on! I expected more from you guys. Couldn't you have made it pop up after you slid it under his door so when he opens it hes like 'woah!' But sticking it on his door? Don't you think at least one other RA would have saw it?" He then got more serious. The hall did take his advice afterwards, though, through the form of Valentine's cards.

Frank also ran a system where he would raise a finger each time he was annoyed with the students. If he reached 3 fingers, everyone would have lights out early for the rest of the session. In CTY 06.1, Frank got to 2.5 fingers, and according to some sources, he never got to two fingers during the second session. This proved an effective means of making his students behave, because prior to this, his students would always misbehave during hall meetings. He was a "Princeton Gangsta" who would always be strict with his residents. We were not allowed to use the microwave without RA supervision.

However, a fatal flaw was discovered in the mighty Frank Wang. In CTY 07.2, after a hall meeting, he smashed his head into the fire extinguisher, knocking it over and spilling its contents all over the hall. This story has been mutated many times but remains true in its basic details. Various fire extinguisher jokes were made soon after. A more detailed story can be found here.

If you ever feel the need to scare the hell out of your friends while they're making out, simply utter the two words, "Hey Frank." This was attempted once in a lounge and 3 couples were petrified mid-makeout. It was followed with much screaming from the "heyfrank"er.

He's a good singer and yells a lot. People often mistake him for being angry even though he is just naturally loud. Frank recently released his debut album. In CTY 06.1, Frank once was patroling Thomas, during Thomas 3 (girls) hall meeting. He stopped in, and we begged for him to sing Mulan, so he did. Then every night that he came, we made him sing. Frank Wang became a mild cult figure in both 2006 sessions, spawning many "Frank Wang jokes" such as "Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once. The world didn't need another Grand Canyon." He was often referenced in Acting Improv.

Frank Wang's status as a latter-day Chuck Norris began towards the end of 06.1 in Ancient Greek 1, when one team during a trivia game couldn't think of an answer for one of the questions, so they just said the answer was Frank Wang. Jocelyn, in a fit of creativity, started writing some Chuck Norris-style facts about Frank Wang, and thus the phenomenon was born.

Frank Wang now has his own entry in the Nomore-Nomicon. Apparently, he is an alien.

Frank Wang also banned pelvic thrusting on his hall during 06.2.

Frank Wang also Followed the Hager.

Frank Wang was also the target of Operation: Bang Wang.

Frank Wang was one of the first two RA's to be taught the Dr. Mario Dance by Dan Salvato (the other RA to learn it was Ruven Chu).

BU-FFA-LO

Frank Wang's Facebook fanclub can be seen here: http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2220357662

Frank as Godzilla/Himself in Acting Improv

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After attending the activity "The Art of Courting and Wooing" (LAN 07.2), many people could be heard attempting to use the pickup line, "Have you seen my Frank? Have you seen my Wang?"

For those you wish to know, Frank's screen name is rumored to be piratejokester, though he rarely signs on to it. Proved by 3rd Mulhenburg 07.2. -Wilson Xu
(Any CTYer who attempts to IM Frank Wang will most likely experience Frank denying that he is indeed Frank Wang.)

I can confirm the above, having been in his hall 06.1 and having seen his computer. ---