Difference between revisions of "Sweet Transvestite"
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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman.<br /> | |
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked<br /> | He's just a little brought down because when you knocked<br /> | ||
He thought you were the candyman.<br /> | He thought you were the candyman.<br /> | ||
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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. | We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. | ||
| − | + | ''[Brad]:'' I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br /> | |
We're both in a bit of a hurry. | We're both in a bit of a hurry. | ||
| − | + | ''[Janet]:'' Right! | |
| − | + | ''[Brad]:'' We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.<br /> | |
We don't want to be any worry. | We don't want to be any worry. | ||
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?<br /> | |
| − | Well babies, don't you panic.<br> | + | Well babies, don't you panic.<br /> |
| − | By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright<br> | + | By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright.<br /> |
I'll get you a satanic mechanic. | I'll get you a satanic mechanic. | ||
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | ||
| − | So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?<br> | + | So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?<br /> |
| − | I could show you my | + | I could show you my favorite obsession.<br /> |
| − | I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan<br> | + | I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan,<br /> |
| − | And he's good for relieving my tension | + | And he's good for relieving my tension. |
| − | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.<br> | + | I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.<br /> |
Hey, Hey, I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | Hey, Hey, I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. | ||
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.<br /> | |
| − | I see you shiver with antici...<br> | + | I see you shiver with antici...<br /> |
| − | + | ''[Audience]:'' Say it! Say it, Master!<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' ...pation!<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Audience]:'' What's masterpation?<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' But maybe the rain isn't really to blame<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Audience]:'' Unless we're in Mayser! ''or'' Yes it is!<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' So I'll remove the cause...<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Audience]:'' What about the symptom?<br /> | |
| − | + | ''[Frank]:'' ...but not the symptom. | |
[[Category:Music]] | [[Category:Music]] | ||
Revision as of 10:31, 1 July 2008
Sweet Transvestite follows The Time Warp on Second Saturday as part of the Rocky Horror Picture Show festivities at Lancaster.
Lyrics
[Frank]: How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
[Brad]: I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
[Janet]: Right!
[Brad]: We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
[Frank]: So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan,
And he's good for relieving my tension.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
Hey, Hey, I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
[Frank]: So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...
[Audience]: Say it! Say it, Master!
[Frank]: ...pation!
[Audience]: What's masterpation?
[Frank]: But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
[Audience]: Unless we're in Mayser! or Yes it is!
[Frank]: So I'll remove the cause...
[Audience]: What about the symptom?
[Frank]: ...but not the symptom.
