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| − | [[Starcrash]] is a really bad movie with Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, before his Baywatch fame. It is pretty much some Italian guy's ripoff of Star Wars involving a chick in a bikini, a white dude with big hair, a redneck-sounding robot, and post-Sound of Music Christopher Plummer, as stated above. He must have really needed the money. | + | ''[[Starcrash]]'' is a really bad movie with Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, before his Baywatch fame. It is pretty much some Italian guy's ripoff of Star Wars involving a chick in a bikini, a white dude with big hair, a redneck-sounding robot, and post-Sound of Music Christopher Plummer, as stated above. He must have really needed the money. |
| − | Can also be described as | + | Can also be described as (quoted), "In the late '70s, an Italian director attempted to capitalize of the success of Star Wars by creating a space movie with David Hasselhoff. The result? ''STARCRASH''!" |
| − | IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP. . .HALT THE FLOW OF TIME! | + | :<big>IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP. . . HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!</big> |
| − | The Starcrash experience is fantastically heightened by the sarcastic comments of longtime Carlisle staffer Bret Kramer, who inevitably turns up for the showing. | + | The ''Starcrash'' experience is fantastically heightened by the sarcastic comments of longtime [[Carlisle]] staffer [[Bret Kramer]], who inevitably turns up for the showing. |
| − | The | + | The Starcrash-esque quotes become long-running jokes among CTYers. Known for its amazing special effects (e.g., the take-off scene with only the three ships), its witty dialogue ("You're the best human-like friend I've ever had..."), and the process of the female lead becoming more and more scantily clad throughout the course of the movie, ''Starcrash'' is so beloved by its audiences. |
| − | But viewers beware. The RAs are everywhere, and they don't appreciate the use of the theater in Dana as a make-out session. They just don't. So don't try it. They might throw a | + | But viewers beware. The RAs are everywhere, and they don't appreciate the use of the theater in Dana as a make-out session. They just don't. So don't try it. They might throw a Big Mac at you (allegedly RA Matt 06.2). |
| + | * Edit: As the party who got hit in the head by such flying food, might I edit that it was a Whopper (as in the malted milk ball, not the burger). | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
| − | * http://www.pachanko.com/starcrash | + | * [http://www.pachanko.com/starcrash Starcrash Website] |
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| + | {{Things we like}} | ||
[[Category:Carlisle]] | [[Category:Carlisle]] | ||
[[Category:Movies]] | [[Category:Movies]] | ||
Revision as of 11:44, 4 July 2008
Starcrash is a really bad movie with Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, before his Baywatch fame. It is pretty much some Italian guy's ripoff of Star Wars involving a chick in a bikini, a white dude with big hair, a redneck-sounding robot, and post-Sound of Music Christopher Plummer, as stated above. He must have really needed the money.
Can also be described as (quoted), "In the late '70s, an Italian director attempted to capitalize of the success of Star Wars by creating a space movie with David Hasselhoff. The result? STARCRASH!"
- IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP. . . HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!
The Starcrash experience is fantastically heightened by the sarcastic comments of longtime Carlisle staffer Bret Kramer, who inevitably turns up for the showing.
The Starcrash-esque quotes become long-running jokes among CTYers. Known for its amazing special effects (e.g., the take-off scene with only the three ships), its witty dialogue ("You're the best human-like friend I've ever had..."), and the process of the female lead becoming more and more scantily clad throughout the course of the movie, Starcrash is so beloved by its audiences.
But viewers beware. The RAs are everywhere, and they don't appreciate the use of the theater in Dana as a make-out session. They just don't. So don't try it. They might throw a Big Mac at you (allegedly RA Matt 06.2).
- Edit: As the party who got hit in the head by such flying food, might I edit that it was a Whopper (as in the malted milk ball, not the burger).
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Things we like | |
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| Activities and Games | The Game · Silent Football · Acting Improv · Agreedball · Art of War · Basketball · Blammo · Four Square · Kill Murray/Save Murray · Malkavian Poking Game · Slackjaw · Pokey · The Really Game · Risk · Ultimate Frisbee · Varsity Catch · Wanna buy a duck? · SNAKES!!! · Quiz Bowl · Mandatory Fun |
| Card Games | 1000 Blank White Cards · Egyptian Ratscrew · FLAAR · Illuminati · Kemps · Mao · Scum, Presidents, Speed Capitalism, or Chinese Poker · Scum: The Masquerade · Set · Scroggle |
| Movies | Monty Python · The Rocky Horror Picture Show · The Princess Bride · Alice in Wonderland · Dark Side of Oz · Starcrash · Xanadu |
| Books | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy · Catch-22 · Ender's Game · Harry Potter |
| Other | 42 · Boobtag · Couching · FNORD · Grass orgy · Phone-flipping · Rina · Three |
