Alcove

The Alcove is the most recent traditionalist group that can be found at Lancaster. It is the result of a series of evolutions and mergers between LLRT, Digiclan, and the Eishans, and the name came about in 2001. The Alcove always welcomes any newcomers, whether they are squirrels or nomores. Nonetheless, some students dislike the existence of the Alcove; this led to assorted disputes during LAN.04.1 and LAN.06.1, and likely other sessions.

Generally speaking, Alcovians are the ones who hold all the traditional "positions" at Lancaster (see the Lancaster site page for a list). They are usually the first to run up to the speakers when a Canon song is heard at a dance, and they are often the ones who know all the traditions. Alcovians also generally make up a large portion of the student population at Acting Improv, and are the originators of many inside jokes. The cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Second Saturday is often entirely Alcovian as well.

The Alcove has been known to gather in certain areas at certain times to discuss certain things, sometimes involving T-shirts. The general meeting place is often in Schnader 1 lounge, near the Electric Tree, or sometimes Atlee/Dubbs2 lounge. Thomas, while acting as a previous hub, remains relatively empty, as it is the new office of the administrative staff.

The Alcove, much like LLRT's Land of the Large Round Tables, is also a specific dining room area. It is located in the far corner of what used to be Dining Hall 1 in a small, rounded room. It is usually quite lively, and has actually been singled out by RAs for failure to clean up, sitting on counters, and general rowdiness. It has odd-looking lights and a window looking out to the parking lot behind South Ben (in which there resides a tree carrying a towel), and is, in itself, an inefficient design (but we love it anyway).

The Alcove also once boasted a sign hanging outside that says "Game Corner," which inspired the original 06.2 t-shirt. In 2006, it also has many food-based posters, which inspired the following inside joke:

ALL HAIL THE ISLAND COCONUT CHICKEN!!!

In 07.2, the southernmost section of the Dining Hall was sealed off for Kosherization. As such, the Alcove became unreachable. Alcovians met at meals in the corner of Dining Hall 2. The death of the Alcove has given rise to a mourning session and the 2007 T-shirt. Among other things, Alcovians considered relocation and renaming (to things such as the Kalcove (Kosher-Alcover), the Nalcove (not-Alcove or new-Alcove), or something else). In 2008, it turned out that "something else," namely, returning to the reopened Alcove, was the best option.

   Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification.
   The Alcove (no longer in Exile) is located here.

Teh Corner

Teh Corner was first inhabited and recognized at Lancaster in 05.1 and consists of a circular table booth adjacent to the alcove. The "Teh" in its name was intentionally created by Nathan (whose last name escapes me) and is not a misspelling.

People who sat at Teh Corner do not consider themselves a group like the Alcove. Teh Corner refers to the actual location; those that sit there are often consider themselves Alcovians, or unwitting non-Alcovians who quickly get sucked in. They choose to sit at Teh Corner due to its more intimate feel than the Alcove, as it is one central table, as opposed to many smaller ones. Teh Corner was often crammed full of 9 or more people sitting on each others laps, or up above Teh Corner's booth, adopting the catch phrase "Theres always room at Teh Corner," though RAs disapproved due to the often CTYI touching and PDA that occurred.

Originally "Teh Corner" served as the gathering place of the Greeklings, but as they made friends, the ranks swelled until additional tables were dragged over to increase the carrying capacity of Teh Corner, much to the dismay of RAs and SRAs who enforced the no-moving-furniture policy.

Teh Corner has a reputation as being incredibly noisy, often staging sing-a-longs. In 06.1, this caused a significant amount of strife as the site leaders ate their meals adjacent to Teh Corner. This prompted a crack-down on the moving furniture rules, despite the fact that the tables were always returned to their positions after meals, and limits on the number of people who could be squeezed into Teh Corner. Nevertheless, these rules were rarely followed.

Even during Second Sessions, some Alcovians choose to sit outside the actual Alcove (which can hardly fit it's bulging populace), tending instead to squeeze into this built-in table and semi-circular seat right outside, dubbed "the Corner." While its location is the same as that of Teh Corner, it is spelled slightly differently. "The Corner" is also commonly referred to as "Alcove overflow" and has grown to encompass the selection of small tables between the corner and the alcove.

In fact, it is frequently said that the Alcove died for Session 1 in 05.1, and Teh Corner was born (out of the remains of the Alcove).

The Booth

The Booth is the booth on the opposite side of the corner.