Trinity (Session 2)

The Pentinity is a Second Session group that evolved from the Trinity. It is the quintet of the highest, most respected, and most tradition-filled positions at Lancaster Second Session. These positions are among the most well known offices to be passed down each year from nomores to onemores.

The term Trinity is used to reference two separate trios of positions at Lancaster, one for each session. For the Session 2 Trinity, which is a part of the Pentinity, see below; for the Session 1 Trinity, see Trinity (Session 1).

The Pentinity was previously known as the Holy Trinity (or just "Trinity"). The Jester and the Wearer of the Duct Tape Suit in 07.2 joined the original Trinity of the Duck, Jesus, and Satan. By some standards, the original Trinity is still given more respect, as it has (in general) existed for a longer period of time.

Pentinity members also play some of the main roles in American Pie.

Much like all the other LAN.2 positions, Pentinity roles are usually held by Alcovians.

These positions are listed below, in the order of their passing-downs.

Holy Trinity

The Holder of the Duck

The Holder of the Duck holds the Duck. The Holder is seen as the most prestigious Lancaster position.

The Duck is, just like it sounds, a duck. It is a small stuffed animal with a tan body, green face, yellow nose, and a cute little checkered detective hat, manufactured by DAKIN in 1990. The Duck has great meaning to second session CTY. Each last Wednesday of second session, the Duck is passed from a nomore to a one-more, usually in Schnader first-floor lounge; the one-more then returns the following year as a nomore to pass the Duck on. The Duck has become a symbol of leadership and knowledge concerning the traditions and the ways of CTY Lancaster.

The Legend of the Duck is the story of how the tradition began, as written by Andromeda Yelton. It is read aloud once a year at the ceremony during which the duck is passed. The crowd assembled for the ceremony is large and enthusiastic, generally filling the Schnader lounge and then some. As The Legend is read, the audience will shout the word "duck" loudly whenever it is mentioned in the Legend.

The Legend of the Duck

   "ONCE, there were logicians. Not just any logicians, these, but the logicians of CTY
   Lancaster, Session 2, 1991. The logicians of Dubbs 2.
    
   And in addition to these were their friends from Atlee 2 and other random parts of campus. 
   
   These logicians and their friends from Atlee 2 and elsewhere were drawn by many bonds, and
   among these was one of particular relevance here, a love of Monty Python. 
   
   And so they spent many happy hours in the DA2 lounge listening to Monty Python skits. A
   great favorite was the scene from the Holy Grail in which Arthur stumbles upon a witch
   burning. Also beloved, naturally, was the logician's analysis of this scene. 
   
   One day, a brilliant idea came upon some one logician, and that was: to perform this scene
   and analysis at the CTY Talent Show. 
   
   With great enthusiasm, the population of DA2 poured themselves into this enterprise. They
   had the energy, the talent, the ambition. But there was one thing missing. 
   
   A DUCK. 
   
   And so two logicians traveled to the hallowed Park City Mall and purchased--a duck. 
   
   As it happened, the Monty Python skit did not cause the talent show committee great
   rejoicing. The skit passed quietly away into the sands of history, its members scattered
   far and wide, its scripts dispersed to the four winds. 
   
   But still the duck remained.
   
   And since that time it has been kept and cherished by a Holder of the Duck, who each year
   passes it on to some duckworthy person of Lancaster second session. From the first Holder
   of the Duck, until the present day, and onward into forever."

The Holders of the Duck

• 1991-1992: Grant Gould
• 1992-1993: Meggin Thwing
• 1993-1994: Andromeda Yelton
• 1994-1995: Frank S. Piotrkowski II
• 1995-1996: Brain Stuibe
• 1996-1997: Christian Bryzushi
• 1997-1998: Neel M. Parikh
• 1998-1999: Michael Mishkin
• 1999-2000: Rose Ginsberg
• 2000-2001: Cat Kruchten
• 2001-2002: Belle Saxton
• 2002-2003: Gabriel N. Slamovits
• 2003-2004: Michelle Vu
• 2004-2005: Will Colmer
• 2005-2006: Rosie Brown
• 2006-2007: Jeffrey Sachs
• 2007-2008: Max Wang
• 2008-2009: Allegra Kuney

NOTE: The Duck does not take kindly to being near the Duct Tape Staff. It has been known to give the Staff death glares of jealousy.

Pictures

The Duck

1993 Passing of the Duck

2007 Holder Jeff Sachs with Duck

Jesus

Jesus of Nazarath was a person who lived approximately two millenia ago. Only Christians consider Jesus Christ the Messiah, but most everyone recognizes the existence of Jesus; those who do not probably do not believe in things like World War II or air.

Jesus also designates a position at Lancaster passed down from a nomore to a onemore. As with all Pentinity positions, it is accorded great respect, and is also known by many, although those who do not know of the existence of the Duct Tape Staff and the Jesus position probably still breath and dislike Hitler. Because of the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the original Duct Tape Suit, the remaining item, the Duct Tape Staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is the passed-down Jesus totem. The Duct Tape Staff is also known as the Jesus staff, the Duct Tape Sceptre, the Duct Tape Scepter (note different spelling), the Duct Tape Rod, and the Duct Tape Stick.

Originally, the sole duty of Jesus lay in beginning and overseeing the ritual of the Last Supper. It is also the Last Supper when the Staff is passed on. In recent years, the role of Jesus has extended to introducing first years to tradition. Therefore, any Bearer of the Staff should be a very approachable person.

Jesi

• 1999.2: Conor Walsh
• 2000.2: B-B Stern
• 2001.1: Ken Levin
• 2001.2: Chris Daubert
• 2002.2: Darcy Hackley
• 2003.2: Reuven Lazarus
• 2004.2: Eve Privman
• 2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by Satan (Nixon))
• 2005-2006: Rachel Todd
• 2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
• 2007-2008: Noelle Aly
• 2008-2009: Elizabeth "Eliz" Leimkhuler

Other Lore and Pictures

In LAN.06.2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christian "Christ" Burnette. Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).

In the same year, Rachel presided over the first game of Blammo, and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Duct Tape Staff. Only time will tell if taping items to the staff will become a part of this tradition.

Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse with Staff and Halo (07.2)

Satan

Satan is a synonym for the Devil, as Nixon will note. It refers to a Lancaster position in both Session 1 and 2, although it is only a Trinity position in Session 2.

Session 2

In LAN.04.2, the current Jesus (Eve Privman) was faced with the choice between Nixon, a very cool guy, and Mark, another very cool guy, regarding to whom she would pass the Staff. Under the special circumstances, a new position was created and thus Nixon was appointed Satan, as he was quite a bit more sadistic than Mark, but still as cool. Eve, always a big fan of the man-kiss, insisted that the newly appointed duo share a touching moment.

The next year, the position of Satan was passed onto Kai because Nixon wanted a hot girl to take his place.

In 2006.2, Kai had to make the decision to throw out the position of Satan, as it was made under special circumstances, or keep it as something new for the one-mores to strive for. She ended up choosing Cedilla to take the position, therefore keeping the job of Satan in the works for at least one more year.

The relic of Satan (passed down every year) is a plush bunny (with pointy teeth, much like the bunny from the end of the Holy Grail) that was originally Eve's (and which she totally thought she lost somewhere until just now when she read this...but now she totally remembers giving it to Nixon).

Satan's main role is to act out American Pie. S/he also gives a speech and passes on his/her position during the Last Supper.

It has become traditional for the new recipients of the Staff and the Bunny to make out after the Last Supper. In 06.2, Rachel and Kai also took to acting rather amiably during Blister in the Sun and various other Canon songs.

In 08.2, Vin chose to discontinue the position of Satan as it seemed nobody was up to the job. The Satan-Bunny was returned to Michael Nixon, the first Satan and original owner of the Bunny. The role of Satan in American Pie will be decided as any other American Pie part is chosen.

Satani

• 2004-2005: (Michael) Nixon (who insisted on calling himself The Devil instead of Satan)
• 2005-2006: Kai Christian
• 2006-2007: Cedilla Sachar
• 2007-2008: Vincent "Vin" DiGiorgio

Session 1

The role of Satan in American Pie originated much earlier, when in 01.1, Gabe Slamovits lent a cape to Adam Roush, who had a fair evil laugh. This was so well recieved that Gabe carried on the role after Adam had no-mored out.

Satani

• 2001.1: Adam Roush
• 2002.1: Gabe Slamovits
• 2003.1: John Napoliatano
• 2004.1: Jeremy Berkowitz
• 2005.1: Zev Hurwich
• 2006.1: Zev Hurwich
• 2007.1: Zev Hurwich
• 2008.1: Everett "Ev" Maus

Remaining Pentinity

Jester

The Jester is another Pentinity position at CTY Lancaster. It is a job with few responsibilities but is held in nothing but the highest regard. The Jester's main function is to act out the scene in "American Pie" when the Jester steals the King's thorny crown and when the Jester is on the sidelines in a cast. The Jester is a nomore who is widely respected in the Lancaster community. Although the Jester is the reigning position for Session 1, the Jester for Session 2, which has many more positions, is slightly overshadowed in comparison to the position for Session 1.

The Jester's distinguishing article are a Jester's coat and hat. The hat originally belonged to Ken Levin and the coat was given to him by 2001 RA Travis-Jason "TJ" Feldstein. The coat and hat are passed down each year at Passionfruit to a promising one-more both sessions.

Jesters Past

• 1998: Aaron "The Short Kid with the Funny Hat" Tarnow
• 2001:

  First Session: Ken Levin

  Second Session: Matthew "Matt in the Hatt" Russo

• 2002:

  First Session: Stuart Schüssel

  Second Session: Andy "UnAndy" Schlesinger

• 2003:

  First Session: Gabriel Slamovits

  Second Session: ?

• 2004:

  First Session: Alexia Simonnard-Note

  Second Session: Susannah Roush

• 2005:

  First Session: Josh Yanovski

  Second Session: Tassie Andersen

• 2006:

  First Session: Aliza Alperin-Sheriff

  Second Session: Christian "Christ" Burnette

• 2007:

  First Session: Molly Brean

  Second Session: Meghan Vu

• 2008:

  First Session: Dana Reback

  Second Session: Zeke Weiner (who did not return; position carried by John Laws Harrison)

Duct Tape Suit Wearer

The Duct Tape Suit Wearer is a Lancaster Session 2 position.

Nixon was the second wearer of the suit, following Tom Wilson. In 2004, even though he had one year left, he passed it on, since his mother said that it smelled and refused to allow it back in the house. The Old Duct Tape Suit was originally created sometime before 02.2, but was tragically lost as the man it was passed to failed to return. The staff, which Nixon kept, has become the new relic for the position of Jesus.

The New Duct Tape Suit includes a tophat created by QB, the 06 Duct Tape Suit Wearer. The Suit also included a vest and a proto-pair of pants, but the vest was lost, and the pants refused to function as an article of clothing. The vest and pants were recreated by Beans sometime before 07.2.

The current Duct Tape Suit is passed down each year at Passionfruit

The Wearers of the Duct Tape Suit

The Old Suit

• 02.2: Tom Wilson
• 03.2: Tom Wilson
• 04.2: Michael Nixon
• 05.2: LOST FOREVER

The New Suit

• 06.2: QB
• 07.2: Beans
• 08.2: Will Steinberg (never wore the suit)
• 09.2: to be worn by Vinny B

2007 Wearer Beans