Dermot

Dermot Patrick Aloysius Michael Curtin was an RA at Loudonville in 07.1 and 07.2 and at Lancaster in 08.1 and 08.2. Through a yet unexplained phenomenon he became somewhat of a hero to many a CTY student.

In the past, at CTY Loudonville, he was known for putting on Beyonce music and running up and down the hallway in a giant yellow hat for hall meetings.

Dermot is somewhat of a chameleon, and has taken on many personas, including: Dennis Kent (Superman's powerless brother, the Kents' biological child, also known as The Dork Knight), Olmec (from Legends of the Hidden Temple), Amishguy, Waterfall (from Hippie Freakout and Smile Time hour), The Dork Lord, and Ken (as in, Barbie). Dermot also discovered Seymour the Unicorn in his second session's hall bathroom, whereupon he wrote ballads of praise and led an activity dedicated to appreciating this amazing cardboard beast (constructed from pizza boxes and duct tape, its head was later brought to his room as a parody of "The Godfather"). In addition, Dermot is himself quite skilled with a guitar and performed Space Oddity with Sarah Hackney at the 08.2 staff talent show, and introduced the song simply entitled "Plant Man" to CTY Lancaster.

Dermot's signature pose is standing with his hands on his hips, which he does far more often than necessary.

REAL DERMOT CURTIN FACTS

• Dermot speaks only in Irish/Gaeilge. This made hall meetings very difficult for his students.
• The only dangerous amount of Dermot is none.
• Dermot knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
• Dermot IS the plant man.
• Dermot is awesomeness incarnate.
• Dermot is one of ten people living who can see and communicate with leprechauns.
• Dermot is the Jean Genie
• Robert Johnson learned everything he knew from Dermot (remember, Dermot has been known to time-travel).