Staff:JHU

This page is a record of well-known, beloved, and/or despised Baltimorean staff and the many stories collected about them.

Residential Staff

Albert Hsu

Albert Hsu: most obnoxious rapper of all time? Blackest Asian in the world? Butt buddies with James Kong? Or imaginative pioneer of today's activity frontier, creating activities ranging from Caveman and Ninja to Do You Have Game? I'll tell you one thing he's not folks; a bad RA.

As a matter of fact, Albert Hsu was perhaps one of the greatest RAs to ever set foot on JHU for the time period of Session 1, 2008. In addition to kicking ass and taking names by screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG?!", he had a plethora of women chasing him down and playing the all time favorite game of everyone when bored, "Big Booty". On a more serious note, his loving and more caring side was shown through his love and care for his amazingly rigged hall, which consisted of Tae Kim, Sujoy Bose, Max Lee, Ainesh Ravi, Jon Ho, Jon Y, Andy, Charles, Justin, Dylan, Arjun, Peter, Li Gu, Howard, Hangil, Kameron and honorary members Jun Ueki and Abhinav "Beans" Gupta. His loyalty to friends was obvious, for he had arrived at JHU Session 1 with 4 of his friends (also RAs) from elementary school and beyond: James Kong, Randall Li, Shawn Cabinian, and Jon Ferng. Being crowned as CTY Prom King, I think I speak for everyone in saying "WAT DA 'EL?!". He will be missed dearly. Along with James Kong, Albert left CTY before Session 2, though he did return at least two more times in Session 2 to help guide the activities he invented the previous session.

His most beloved moments and/or moments he was involved in include

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• Kanye West shirt snow cone spillage
• The mad raps being thrown down 24/7
• Taped doors
• Pies in face
• The All American Desperate Housewife
• Cock blockage
• Right or wrong? Wrong
• The spilling of fruit cups
• Ninja and Caveman
• No pedo, no pedo!
• "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG?!"
• "WAT DA 'ELL?!"
• Max's first dance
• "Are Beans and Jun sleeping over?" -Jun and Beans pop out of closets- "WHY HELLLOOO ALBERT!"
• "What a cloudy day, I wish it were not so cloudy today, how sad..."
• Almost putting Eugene Wang in ballet and Charles Bagley in boot camp when they were not signed up for any activities.
• -throws 9 paper clips into the Gentle Slope- "FIND 10 PAPERCLIPS!"
• -particpants of the Worst Activity Ever find 11- "WAT DA 'ELL?!"

He is also a ninja.

James Kong

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What is a James Kong? Well, he was an RA at JHU 08.1, a fatherly figure to the Ethics and Genetics boys. His hall consisted of Conrad Damstra, Byron Lee, Garrett Kingman, Eugene Wang, Brian "Hung Lo" Park, Zachary Liu, Kevin Liu, Kevin Chen, Derek Jang, Ethan Li, Charles Bagley, Josh Kornblatt, and Abhinav "Beans" Gupta.

He will be remembered as the RA that was switched into Joyce's hall, where then he was harassed by her girls. For example, he was sprayed with Victoria's Secret perfume. Also, several girls purposely forgot their lanyards in their rooms and made him go get spare keys. It was a lovely day for the girls in Joyce's hall, indeed. Not to mention, the Genetics girls of Joyce's hall had a "thing" for him.

James Kong was also known to be the RA for the hall whose boy was caught with a Kama Sutra book, and later appeared in the RA newsletter. However, he was a very nice RA and let the boy go, knowing that the young boy would learn from his mistakes and become a better person. However, much to his ignorance, he had 2 other boys who had bought similar books, and condoms.

He was voted by many to be the Prom Queen with his colleague C. Flow, but things didn't work out.

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boy:AHHHHHHHH THERES SOO MUCH BLOOOOD!!!!

james:......... why so serious?

boy:hey james do you want the kama sutra?

james:why would i need a kama sutra when i have a computer in my room

(At 11:30 pm)

james:why are you guys still awake? its been ten minutes since i called lights out.

james: F*** this im going to albert

WHY SO SERIOUS????