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| − | Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than [[Satan]]. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape with a blammo spoon taped on), is passed down from Jesus to Jesus. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it is traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus | + | Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than [[Satan]]. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape with a blammo spoon taped on), is passed down from Jesus to Jesus. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it is traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect. |
In Lancaster '06 session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). | In Lancaster '06 session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). | ||
Revision as of 19:20, 10 August 2006
Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than Satan. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape with a blammo spoon taped on), is passed down from Jesus to Jesus. The position of Jesus is passed on at the Last Supper, upon which it is traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect.
In Lancaster '06 session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).
2001.1: Ken Levin
2001-2002: Darcy Hackley
2002-2003: Reuven Lazarus
2003-2004: Eve Privman
2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson
2005-2006: Rachel Todd
2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
2007 Jesus Laney Newhouse
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