Jesus

Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus should be able to help the first years with the traditions and be approachable, or at least more so than Satan. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from Jesus to Jesus. The position of Jesus is passed on at the Last Supper, upon which it is traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect.

In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).

In the same year, Rachel was God of the first game of Blammo, and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.

2001.1: Ken Levin

2001-2002: Darcy Hackley

2002-2003: Reuven Lazarus

2003-2004: Eve Privman

2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by (Satan) Nixon)

2005-2006: Rachel Todd

2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse

2007 Jesus Laney Newhouse

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