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| − | Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Jesus | + | Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of "the Last Supper", the last dinner just before the last dance of the session. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to being able to help the first years with the traditions and being approachable, or at least more so than [[Satan]]. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another. The position of Jesus is passed on at the [[Last Supper]], upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect. |
In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). | In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!). | ||
In the same year, Rachel was [[God]] of the first game of [[Blammo]], and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff. | In the same year, Rachel was [[God]] of the first game of [[Blammo]], and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff. | ||
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| + | 1999.2: Conor Walsh(?) | ||
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| + | 2000.2: B-B Stern | ||
2001.1: Ken Levin | 2001.1: Ken Levin | ||
| − | 2001 | + | 2001.2: Chris Daubert(?) |
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| + | 2002.2: Darcy Hackley | ||
| − | + | 2003.2: Reuven Lazarus | |
| − | + | 2004.2: Eve Privman | |
2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by ([[Satan]]) [[Nixon]]) | 2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by ([[Satan]]) [[Nixon]]) | ||
Revision as of 09:42, 18 August 2006
Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of "the Last Supper", the last dinner just before the last dance of the session. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to being able to help the first years with the traditions and being approachable, or at least more so than Satan. Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another. The position of Jesus is passed on at the Last Supper, upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect.
In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Chistian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).
In the same year, Rachel was God of the first game of Blammo, and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.
1999.2: Conor Walsh(?)
2000.2: B-B Stern
2001.1: Ken Levin
2001.2: Chris Daubert(?)
2002.2: Darcy Hackley
2003.2: Reuven Lazarus
2004.2: Eve Privman
2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by (Satan) Nixon)
2005-2006: Rachel Todd
2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse
2007 Jesus Laney Newhouse
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