Jesus

Jesus is a position at Lancaster passed down from a no more to a one more. Originally, Jesus assumed the duties of beginning the ritual of The Last Supper. In recent years, Jesus's role has grown to introducing first years to tradition. Therefore, Jesus should be an approachable person, or at least more so than Satan.

Due to the loss of the Jesus fishbowl and most of the duct tape suit, the remaining item, the duct tape staff (made out of a stick of iron, a tennis ball, and duct tape), is passed down from one Jesus to another. The position of Jesus is passed on at the Last Supper, upon which it has become recently traditional for Jesus and Satan to make out. Jesus, along with the other positions of the Holy Trinity, is accorded great respect.

In Lancaster '06 Session 2, when Rachel Todd was Jesus, she was going out with a boy known as Christ (Christian Burnette). Therefore "Jesus fucking Christ" took on another meaning that never, ever got old (it's a one-time thing!).

In the same year, Rachel was God of the first game of Blammo, and decided to tape a Blammo spoon to the Jesus staff/scepter/rod/stick. Only time will tell if future Jesi will continue taping items to the staff.

1999.2: Conor Walsh

2000.2: B-B Stern

2001.1: Ken Levin

2001.2: Chris Daubert

2002.2: Darcy Hackley

2003.2: Reuven Lazarus

2004.2: Eve Privman

2004-2005: Mark Hendrickson (failed to return, duties performed by Satan (Nixon))

2005-2006: Rachel Todd

2006-2007: Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse

2007 Jesus Magdalena "Laney" Newhouse

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