Difference between revisions of "Only at CTY"

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...Are people psuedo-immortality whores and feel the need to write down all sorts of inside jokes on this page.
- ...And proud of it.
...Is Sexual Harassment a Joke (JHU 06.2)
...Do poeple cheer for sex from someone they've never seen.
- ...But they were sexy.
...does Goofus dance like this.
...is homesexuality and cross-dressing encouraged.
...do people worship a delicious piece of golden-fried chicken (All hail the Island Coconut Chicken!) LAN.06.2
- ...it died for our sins!
  - ...so did Rachel and Christ
    - ...because of Kai

...is boob molesting taught by nevermores

...Does your RA tell you that you can't wear goggles just becase you want to! (LAN 06.2)
...Do you fight with swords made of a bent coathanger wrapped in duct tape. Go hall-fencing! (LAN 06.2)
...Is every fencer from New Jersey.
...does Jesus Fucking Christ have a second meaning (it's a one time thing.) LAN 06.2
...is a frisbee almost essential.
...is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential.
...are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Big 2, Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents.

...is grab-ass a common game whether it be in the water or on land.

...do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it.
...do people think of new variations of "Wanna buy a duck?"
...are people lightly scorned for being athletic.
...are people heavily scorned for studying.
...do people have competitions to put the most suffixes on a word (rockxorationage-esqueosityness)
...is everything a penis joke.

...can nerds be so sexy

...are you never asked whether or not cement and milk are elements (they're not). LAN 06.2
...is there one class for seven hours a day.
...do you realize that implementing the undead actually is a more realistic approach than whatever you were thinking about
...do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
...is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
...do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
...do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
...are girls jealous of guys' boobs.

...do nerds grind for the first time (by accident but fun nonetheless)

...do people rave shamelessly.
...is the Last Supper a 15 minute affair with speeches and same-sex tongue-kissing, and ends with everyone tramping off to dance to Rock Lobster.
...can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.

...do sexy chicks from lokelani choreograph a dance to backstreet boys "larger than life" dubbed the backstreet babes

...do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
...do lanyard collectors get their roots.
...do RAs sell their bodies to eachother for our entertainment.
...does an RA with a particularly, um, high-energy hall have a nightmare where his kids are removing the stairs to the stairwell. "What are you doing??!!" "We're removing the stairs to create a booby trap!"
...does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf
...are there regulations concerning public displays of affection
...are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
...do people form a protest over a song unplayed.

...is eXtreme go-fish a battle to the death

...are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
...can one regain one's fake virginity by way of squaredance
...do we slap babies to save the world
...do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn

...can "suck my butt" be an answer to anything

...does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually every day
...do we make up stupid personal jokes like "timmy", and "just a little bit of alcohol"
...do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
...people can't easily revenge(masaru and his stupid pickaxe!)

...can you attack the grass

...are ALL of the guys either super tall or super short
...do people from all around the world(including Chile, Egpyt, and Hong Kong) come to unite as nerds
... Do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.

...can you cry and for the first time, not hide your tears

...do rinas and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
...people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
...will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time and people proudly refer to CTY as "nerd camp". (THAT IS SO TRUE!)

...can boys be both sexy and smart

...can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
...does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
...does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirrel

...can orgies, kissing, grabass, smackass, and groingrab be completely platonic

...are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
...do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
...do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall

...can a girl walk around dressed like a cartoon everyday

...are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
...do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
...can you send penis-shaped balloons flying around the room---and make any and all dirty jokes that occur to you--- without getting in trouble
...can orgies be platonic
...does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (carlisle and lancaster and LMU)
...must you take pictures of anything and everything
...is rice served breakfast, lunch, and dinner (HPU)

...can a guy gravity check for the safety of all

...do people form words using the periodic table (Iridium, Oxygen, Nickle, Carbon: Ir O Ni C)
...are grass orgies a required experience

...can a boy be the prettiest girl on campus

...can you hear words like ericoid
...can you use a violin to pick up girls (or an electric violin, or bagpipes)
...can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area

...can you argue the for the rights of religious homosexuals...and prove your love by making out with a same sex person sitting next to you

...can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
...can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
...can you appreciate the true stupidity of the rinas
...does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
...do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
...can you compare an RA to both Napolean Dynamite and Ben Folds (Napolean Folds/Ben Dynamite)
...are the HUB workers GORGEOUS. Especially "milk-man" (carlisle--05)
...can someone be Ukrotish (Ukrane/Scotish)

...can you room a punk, a hippie, and a billionare

...can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
...can you witness 2 animal controll guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
...can guys squeal "That squirrel is so cute!!" (LMU 06-2)
...does someone think trees are vegetables
...can you teach someone to dance by telling them to move 12 parts of their body before they completely understand when you use the word "pelvis"
...is gravity overrated
...Can you see one guy attempting to remove a piece of duct tape from another guy's crotch---with his teeth. (LAN 06.2)
...can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
...does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
...does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
...can people say the internet is invented for porn (LMU 06-2)
...is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)
...are the three most obvious religious groups atheists, Jews, and Pastafarians.
...do people spend most of the money they have on energy drinks
...are you campsick 49 weeks out of the year...
...can a tree prepare for the End of the World (LAN 06.2) (SO TRUE! There was a towel in the tree!!)
...does EVERYONE in Ukraine have penis
...can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
...can the game of RISK become a fiery session of plotting and friendship-determining back-stabbing
...do people have outdoor shin-digs or cake fights and birthday humps on their birthday
...do girls dance around their hall with no shirts on having an STD...Spontaneous Techno Dance Party (CAR.06.1)
...Can over $1000 dolleas worth of alcoholic drinks be found in the celings (someone for the love of god, please tell the story behind this, and where said things could/were found)(JHU 06)
...Can multiple straight guys sleep in the same bed and not mind
...can sexual references like wet origami be made up
...Can even the newbies immediately find the wall of "Adult DVDs" at Record and Tapes (JHU)
...Can people shout blasphemys at random people and not get in trouble (LAN 06)
...Does your RA tell you that you can't wear science goggles just because you feel like it
...While the nation is in the middle of a same-sex marriage debate, do you celebrate the nation's birthday by cross-dressing
...Do you NOT JOKE ABOUT LANYARD SWINGING
- Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once...the world didn't need another Grand Canyon.
...can people can juggle three rubik's cubes and solve them at the same time (LMU 06-1)
...can you find people with nicknames like "Firefox" (CAR 05.2)
...can you have an emo soda machine (I am broken - inside) (in K-W, CAR 06.2)
...can squirrels always be crossing.
...can you trick an entire room of people into listening to you read the ingredients of Pringles (in English and Spanish) by telling them there are Hitchhiker's Guide references hidden inside (LAN 06.2)
...can you find "mandatory fun", "inescapable bliss", and "required jubilee"
...Does a Tunak Tunak Tun line go from the academic quad to the residential quad at meet market, make two circles and people still want to dance (Car 06 2.)
...does Jorge yell GO HOME! and students yell back NOBODY LOVES YOU!! without any authoritative punishment. (LMU 06.2)
...do you say "I Fountain East Quad" and have everyone understand you (LMU 06.2)
...Can you argue with your friends over who's geekier...and *want* to be the geekier one.
...is the meaning of life a burning cake (Baked Alaska)
...is Duct tape not only a tool but a fasion statement.
...can two girls cause a fire drill for all of KW at 7 am in a desperate attempt to straighten hair (Carlisle 06.2)
...can playing Texas Hold 'Em for two hours in class be considered "learning"
...can a couple of guys come up with a way to toast pop tarts on a household lamp, and break it(RIP-the Toaster^^), releasing possibly deadly gas into the room (Thank god for shea...).
...is the definition of what's really sketchy determined
- ...(rachel,christ,a cow, and a couch!)
...Do guys go to class without pants (LMU 2-06)
...Can you have everyone singing a song for you in the cafeteria on your birthday (LMU 2-06)
...Can two guys stare into a tree and have a dozen people also stare in the tree trying to figure out what's up there (CAR 06.2)
...Can someone refer to themselves as "rebellious" because they claim to be 100% heterosexual
...Can a bunch of guys put ICYHOT on their balls, and be proud of it (Bethlehem 06.2)
...Do people burn Ramen noodles
...Do guys sing songs from Mulan onstage, while shirtless (JHU 06.1)

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 *...Can a bunch of guys put ICYHOT on their balls, and be proud of it (Bethlehem 06.2)
 *...Do people burn Ramen noodles
+*...Do guys sing songs from Mulan onstage, while shirtless (JHU 06.1)

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