CTY expansions

CTY is an initialism that, according to the higher-ups, stands for "Center for Talented Youth." And this is not a list of acronyms or a list of initialisms because the initialism-that-isn't-an-acronym for all of these is CTY. Therefore, this is a list of expansions for CTY. It starts under the following line:

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• Center for Smart Talented Youth
• Children Tainted Yellow (asians like me please don't take offense)
• Confinement for Troubled Youth (or twisted youth)
• Can't Tell You (as in: "What does CTY stand for?" "Can't Tell You.")
• Center for Bad Spellers
• Care for Tea, Y'all?
• Cancerous Tanned Yaks
• Corporation of Tactful Yes-men
• Capitalism Targets the Yale-bound (Cost of Tuition=Yikes)
• cos X tan X = Y-coordinate
• Conglomerate of Taciturn Yeti [Y.=Abominable Snowmen from Tibet]
• Commune of Topless Youths/Corpulent Topless Youths
• Commune of Truncated Yogurts
• Chaos Theory in Yeats (Concept Therein Yields a Crummy Thesis, Yes?)
• Chaos Theorists of Yoknapatawpha [Y.=the geographic setting of most of William Faulkner's fiction]
• Carbon Tetrafluoride, Yo.
• Closet Taoists like Yourself
• Catch the Yamulke
• Canadian Transvestite Youth
• Cult of Twisted Youth
• Camp for Training Yuppies
• Center for Troubled(ed) Youth
• Communist Trained Youth
• Yeah, Try the Converse
• Center for Travelling Yodelers
• Czecheslovakian Transvestite Yodelers
• Crazy and Trapped Youth
• Censors Take Your ****
• Camp Touch Yourself
• Cocaine Tainted Youth (In honor of the PA Rinas, and their suspicions)
• Catch the Tyrants Young
• Center for Twisted Youth
• Cynical (but) Talented Young'uns
• Coolest Time of the Year
• Center for Transvestite Youth
• Center for Transvestite Yodlers
• Ceriously Talented Youth (SAR.06.1)
• Cow Tipping Youth
• Society for Terrible Acronyms
• Center for Terrorist Youth
• Commune for Treatment of Yams
• Center for Tap-Dancing Yaks
• Camp Take-our Youth
• Creepy Troubled Youths
• Crazy Troubled Youths
• Clinic for Troubled Yaks
• Cross-dressing Transvesite Youth
• Center for Semi-Talented Youth (International Politics, LOS06.1)
• Cult of Talented Youth
• Corrupting The Young
• Center for Torturing Youth
• also: DJ=deejay, MC=emcee, OMG=ohemgee; therefore CTY = SeaTeaWhy (ETYM.LAN.07.1)