User:Rachelmonster

Userpage? Userpage... hum...okay!

I am Rachel, CTY LAN first-sessioner from '06 through '09 (that's the plan, at least...'09 is still the future). There were a handful of other Rachels in '08, but if you know me you know which one I am: there is only one Rachelmonster (I think...) because only one Rachel is Elena's FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

CTY Positions:
Stripper 09.1
Queen 08.1 (and 09.1, I assume)
Stuffsmith 07.1 (this is not an actual position, but nonetheless it was a title I held)
Octopus-half 08.1 and 09.1...

Courses:
ETYM 08.1
CODE 07.1
HDIS 06.1
BSEN 05.1 (babyCTY Chestertown)
EXAM 04.1 (babyCTY Chestertown)
Inventions 02.1 (?)(Ultra-baby CTY)
Under The Microscope 01.1 (Ultra-baby CTY)

Other things of note:
Religious GLOW attendee (as Willow once said, "I think I'm kinda gay." Only I don't think it. I know it.)
Owner of brightly colored fishnets
Even crazier than most CTYers and Alcovians
"Too Cute for Penance" - this is how I rarely lose Silent Football, though I follow the rules equally rarely.

What else is important? I don't necessarily automatically love you all equally. But chances are I find you interesting, if not likeable, if not lovable, if not beloved.

I have a desperate, burning desire to MEET MAX WANG.

Also I like biting people and scratching them. I like being bitten and scratched perhaps even more. I like to put things in my mouth and sometimes molest them but mostly not. I just... need to put things in my mouth! Preferably people-type things...such as fingers! or faces...I have been known to bite faces... Also lollipops are good. I like hairdye also, although that does NOT go in my mouth, EVAR. Unless you are using koolaid to dye your hair, in which case, I might drink it. Oh! Blammo spoons are a good thing to put in my mouth. Also pencils and pens and bits of paper and flowers and leaves and grass....

I am a giggly panda.