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Nixon

Originally just a humble squirrel, Nixon (Michael to no one) eventually became the first [Trinity_(Session_2)#Satan|Satan] in his final year.

Nixon also popularized the idea of "the Virus", a theory in which any male who has gone to CTY Lancaster for more than two years becomes inexplicably attracted to Asians. He is himself a victim of the Virus.

He became the second and last wearer of Tom Wilson's duct tape suit, complete with hat and cane. The suit was lost by it's third wearer upon his failure to return to camp the following year. The cane, which was kept by Nixon, became the new totem of the Jesus tradition, replacing the lost Fishbowl of the same missing CTYer (and appointed Jesus).

He became the first to hold the mantle of The Devil, a position given to him when the previous Alcove realized they had given all of the other jobs to other people.

Nixon twice played the character Brad in the CTY traditional Rocky Horror picture show. He only crossdressed on second Saturday once, in his second year.

Nixon's final act in CTY, at Passionfruit, after leading the traditionally Jesus-led last supper the previous night, was kissing over twenty people, those who "had changed him". His speech was possibly one of the longest. Nixon, being afraid of public speaking, was visibly shaking by the end of it.

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-written by Michael Nixon himself-