Staff:JHU

This page is a record of well-known, beloved, and/or despised Baltimorean staff and the many stories collected about them.

Staff

Corey D. Smith

An RA in the first and second session at 2015 JHU. He was the RA for the students of Microeconomics 15.1 and Investigations in Engineering 15.2. At the time of the session, he was nineteen years of age. Corey is beloved for not caring what his hall does, as long as it doesn't reflect badly on him. He has a "unique" sense of humor, and is known to take long naps in the middle of the day, after which his humor improves remarkably.

But overall, he is definitely an amazing RA.

Corey D. Smith is a sophomore in Morehouse College. He is aiming for an MBA.

Famous Quotes: "If you die, you're dead" - Corey D. Smith, July 15, 2015

John Milanese

Extremely athletic awesome math logic teacher. Jumped over an RA at the basketball game. Like a teacher.

Peter Yang

THE AWESOME ASIAN RA. WE DYED HIS HAIR PINK

Addison Cook

is an amazing dancer, has a hat tan, a goofball, YEAH JAWN....and yes it IS jawn, not john for all you losers out there who posted on his wall "yeah john".... you dont deserve to talk. His DJing skills are good, but he rarely plays techno. We forgive him though. :D SARAH SMITH FOREVERRRR ACTUALLY THE BEST RA WE'VE EVER HAD <3 <3

Lady RaRa!! GO BRADLEY!! BRADLEY= THE BLONDE AND STRETCHY ONE!!!! <3

RA SAM

BEST RA EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Instructor Mark Hohhmann we love you! (LAWP) TA Sara Weist we love waving our chands in the air and discushing things with you!

Bonnie

Bonnie ROCKS!!!! WE LOVE U!! --Natalie --Tiffany

GO BONNIE!!

"Here, have a peach and taste the orgasm!" B.M, Best. Instructor. Ever.

Patrick...nuff said.

Ethan

the RA from 2013 who looked like Macklemore.

Ms. Im

she never failed to amuse LAWP 13.2 with her mentions of dimebags and doobies.

Jon

the Asian RA who looked like a surfer and who always wore black.

BIG P!!! =D

Devin D. Moss

the funniest RA ever!!!  you still have to answer my questions!! oh, and pigs are for eating (:  -your BFF, 11.2

ERIN :) THE DAIRY PRINCESS

the awesome RA of the ETYM JHU 10.2 girls

• also, the most erm... energetic RA anywhere.

Jessica, aka Mama Cougar.

'Nuff said.

Jon Pirnia

the spreader of the Ore-reo idea and salsa dancer

Ms. Montoya Jackson

the nicest lunch lady in the world. seriously.

Jeff Schulz, Dictator for Life of the DRJ (Democratic Republic of Jeff)

Jeff Schulz is one of those laid back, chill and kind, take-it-easy guys. He is leader of the DRJ and the greatest RA anyone could have if wanted to chill out or sneak around under cover of Lights Out (Watch out, he stays up until 11:30 some nights.)

Lidya Stamper

Lidya is the super nice always smiling Ethiopian RA. She is queen of roasts, but her weakness is dad jokes. She may often be seen saying "take a lap!" During 16.2, the struggle was real as she tried to keep Courtney from taking water from her hall. If you ever have Lidya as an RA and you know the busty crustacean joke, tell it to her. Also, yell "metal" at her, or put your legs through the arm holes of your sweatshirt. Be sympathetic and ready to defend her in case she is bullied by Cam or Courtney.

Courtney Fondufe

The RA who steals water from Lidya's hall.

Srijan Mukherjee

This man was a legend at JHU 16.2. At our first hall meeting, he said, and I quote, "honestly, I don't care if you guys curse or whatever...fuck it." He let me have sleepovers whenever and Mario would send me random ass videos of Srijan screwing around in the hallway at like midnight. Also his beard was cute.

There was a guy in our hall named Christian. Now, he would do the most random ass shit every once in a while. He spent a few days yelling "Girls poop!" every few minutes, "titties," and the now-famous "MORNIN'" (even when it wasn't even morning). Every day after meals, Christian would take a banana from the FFC and bring it back to the hall with him while pretending it was a phone and "calling" people. Srijan would get pissed and would always yell something along the lines of "Boy?!?! What are you doing??" It ended up being a sort of theme quote for the hall.

There was also a kid named Chen: this kid was from China and he literally wore the same shorts every single day. He also really enjoyed playing Monkey in the Middle, and would insist on being the monkey. Eventually, we just called it Chen in the Middle, and when Christian started joining him in the middle, we called the game Chris-Chen in the Middle. Chen would ask Srijan questions, so many questions, and they would piss off Srijan, who would repeatedly roast Chen. One particularly memorable incident involved Chen missing a hall meeting while hanging around another hall, which led to Srijan making Chen do pushups.

Once, we were playing Frisbee in the hallway, and Ari from Mario's hall next to us joined us. Ari threw the Frisbee and hit the light, which literally fell down from the ceiling. Ren eventually crammed it back in the ceiling, only for it to fall down again multiple times over the next few days, and Srijan ended up fixing it for us because he's a legend.

On the day of the Talent Show, Srijan was part of the committee, and he needed Rey, his co-RA, to take us to the Talent Show. But since Rey is a dingus, he forgot to take us. Srijan's hall was reduced to a bunch of idiots trying to figure out why were the only people left in the dorms, without even any RAs around. I sent a picture of us to Mario, who screenshotted it because he has no compassion. Srijan eventually texted Rey about us, who realized he forgot us, and came back to get us.