Frank Wang

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Frank Wang

AKA Captain SV

FRANK WANG = GOD

Frank Wang is a a former CTYer and RA at Saint Marys 05.02 (05.01?) and Lancaster 06.1 and 06.2. He is known for being strict, but with a humorous and cuddly side that comes out very occasionally. He is also well known for, halfway through the first session of '06, demanding that all students pronounce his last name as "Wong" not "Wang". After the first sleepover at Lancaster 06.1, Frank banned sleepovers for the rest of the session because one the the people sleeping over "felt uncomfortable". Many people who slept over were interrogated in Frank's room to figure out what was going on. After the first sleepover, Wang punished everyone involved with the sleepover except three students, Jacob Portes, Chris McCarthy, and Eron Brown. Curiously enough Jacob's roommate, Jeremy, was punished the most out of anyone involved with the sleepover.

"For the rest of the session I had Lights Out immediately after Hall meeting every night. Do not mess with this guy." -Jeremy -- Please note that it was Jeremy's personal crusade to annoy Frank for the rest of both sessions in '06.

Frank also confiscated many items after this sleepover. He took Max's baseball bat. Ben's lacros stick and TJ's tennis racket. After a trip to turkey hill Max Blitzer found that he had stupidly not read the label on his bag of Pixy Styx. Frank laughed at him and confiscated the Pixy Styx becayse they were packaged in the same factory as a peanut product (peanut products are banned at the LAN site). Frank was later seen bragging to another RA about it. Then, insted of returning them to Max at the end of the sesion he ate them.

Frank also ran a system where he would raise a finger each time he was annoyed with the students. If he reached 3 fingers, everyone would have lights out early for the rest of the session. In CTY 06.1, Frank got to 2.5 fingers, and according to some sources, he never got to two fingers during the second session. This prooved an effective means of making his students behave, because prior to this, his students would always misbehave in hall meetings. He was a "Princeton Gangsta" who would always be strict with his residents. We were not allowed to use the microwave without RA supervision.

He's a good singer and yells a lot. People often mistake him for being angry even though he is just naturally loud.

Frank Wang became a mild cult figure in both 2006 sessions, spawning many "Frank Wang jokes" such as "Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once. The world didn't need another Grand Canyon." He was often referenced in Acting Improv.

Frank Wang now has his own entry in the Nomore-Nomicon. He is apparently an alien.

He also banned pelvic thrusting on his hall during 06.2.

He also followed the Hager.

Frank as Godzilla/Himself in Acting Improv

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