User:ShinyRedButton*

This one time, at nerd camp, I got:

to join a cult
to ask a male nurse about leapyear and the menstrual cycle
to hold Jesse Boring's lanyard to my bosom
my hair dyed (died) in a bathroom
to participate in a shower choir
to hug a tree
to be an honorary man
the crap scared out of me by going in the AI circle thrice
falsely promised that lemons would highlight my hair
to learn Norglish and Techno
to learn about mohels
to learn things about Pepto-Bismal that I never wanted to know
to find out that appropriate jokes can be funny
to learn things about Asian guys that I never wanted to know
to learn a man-law
stalked
to learn that we are ALL being stalked by a company called Axciom
to find out that the cheese is dead
to be loved with the passion of 1,001 burning suns just for giving someone a tic-tac
to have a post lights-out arguement about fractions
to lose never have I ever
exposed to chicken pox
my first kiss
the Schnade

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