User:Entymologies Bug

uh... hi.

I was a squirrel at LAN.07.1 which makes me... still a squirrel now?

I took the BabyCTY course Middle Ages in Bethlehem 06.1 And Etymologies for the aforementioned squirrel year.

My username is a reference to the fact that people often confuse Etymologies with Entymologies, the study of bugs. I also brought that giant stuffed grasshopper to study hall. I walked around with it alot at Quad time, so if you actually saw me... wow. That makes me famous.

My username also resulted from the fact that I was too cowardly to use my self-invented title. I am the World's Worst Stalker in the 07.1 yearbook. This is because I spent the entire session (all 3 weeks of it! From the first Sunday to the last Thursday. is that a record?) staring openly at a former classmate (yes, I already knew his name and face and that he was gonna be there, I cheated. sorry.) whenever I could. Sometime during the second week, I playfully started using the term "stalking" to refer to my obsessive staring and placing-of-self-in-his-line-of-vision. And I told people about it, being unable to keep my mouth shut. I think my crowning achievement was when someone asked me where my stalkee was, and he was walking roughly 6 feet away. If he doesn't know I was stalking him, that's totally due to his lack of observational skillz and I won't tell him by telling you all who he is.

If you're offended by my use of heinous pronouns, sorry. I won't give my name here, or anyone else's though chances are if you care you already know or have the means of finding me. I'm paranoid of internet stalkers, you see. And believe me, if anyone should know how easy it is to stalk people, it's me.