Dermot

Dermot Patrick Aloysius Michael Curtin was an RA at Lancaster in 08.1 and 08.2, and through a yet unexplained phenomenon became somewhat of a hero to many a CTY student. Dermot is somewhat of a chameleon, and has taken on many personas, including: Dennis Kent (Superman's powerless brother, the Kents' biological child, also known as The Dork Knight), Olmec (from Legends of the Hidden Temple), Amishguy, Waterfall (from Hippie freakout hour), The Dork Lord, and Ken (as in, Barbie). Dermot also discovered Seymour the Unicorn in his second session's hall bathroom, whereupon he wrote ballads of praise and led an activity dedicated to appreciating this amazing cardboard beast. Dermot is known to be a David Bowie fan, and is rumored to have built the Egyptian sphinx when time traveling accompanied by Mr. Bowie. In addition, Dermot is himself quite skilled with a guitar and performed Space Oddity with Sarah Hackney at the 08.2 staff talent show, and introduced the song simply entitled "Plant Man" to CTY Lancaster.

REAL DERMOT CURTIN FACTS

• Dermot speaks only in Gaelic. This made hall meetings very difficult for his students.
• The only dangerous amount of Dermot is none.
• Dermot knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
• Dermot IS the plant man.
• Dermot is awesomeness incarnate.
• Dermot is one of ten people living who can see and communicate with leprechauns.
• Dermot is the Jean Genie
• Robert Johnson learned everything he knew from Dermot (remember, Dermot has been known to time-travel).