Passionfruit

Passionfruit (sometimes referred to with a preliminary definite article) is an early morning ritual involving fruit juice and making toasts to things at CTY that are... toastworthy. It is generally led by the Emperor or Empress.

Carlisle

Passionfruit originated at Carlisle. The first one was held by four toasters.

It is held on the two Sundays of the session and the last Friday. At the end of the Saturday dance (or the Thursday dance, in the case of the last one) the night before, the Empress and Emperor (and their buddies) will shout the time and place of Passionfruit for the following morning. "Passionfruit, 7:00, Upper Quad, Bring a drink!" for the first two or "Passionfruit, 6:00, Upper Quad, Bring a drink!" for the last one.

All speeches and toasts are given while standing and end with "I love CTY, and I love the Passionfruit." Customarily, every speech is followed by the entire circle taking a sip of his or her own drink, meaning that after Passionfruit everyone has to piss like racehorses. Every attendee gives a speech.

Passionfruit is now always supervised by RAs at Carlisle. You actually cannot be anywhere without being supervised, so if you are not going to Passionfruit, you cannot be outside, and you can only go to the HUB at 7:30, and only because it becomes supervised by RAs at 7:30. This means there can be no risqué devirginizations, toasts, or speeches. While supervising this event, the RAs often play "bagel baseball." The old, stale bagels often shatter on impact, but campers are frequently (to their dismay) hit with whole bagels. Their goal is generally to hit the emperor/emperess with the bagels.

Lancaster

Passionfruit first came to Lancaster in 1994, brought there by Andromeda Yelton.

At 6 A.M. on Hartman Green, students form a circle with a collection of drinks in the center. At Lancaster Session 1, juice has been purchased for the entire group by the Alcove, though in 2007 and 2008 the CTY staff have turned down the money, claiming Passionfruit to be a gift to the students. After all students have gathered, the Emperors each give their speeches, customarily ending with "I love CTY and I love the Passionfruit." They then take a drink and pass it onward to the next nomore/nevermore. After all the nomores/nevermores have spoken, everyone else can give their speech with onemores having priority. This attempted inclusion of all students present results in a very long Passionfruit. This has created a few problems, such as a very early morning wake-up, hunger due to lack of a breakfast, and in 2007.1, relocating the Passionfruit to Weis Field due to the noise of construction.

It is also customary to eat crackers and saltines while others are toasting, although this tradition has largely been lost to Session 2. This was started when, in 99.1, Joe Mermelstein and several of his friends began a competition to see who could steal the most saltines from the dining hall. Upon the beginning of Passionfruit, they realized the had nothing to do with the stolen saltines, and donated them to the event. From then on, saltines and other crackers have been both stolen and bought for Passionfruit and thoroughly enjoyed by all.

It is also here that the Jester position, the Duct Tape Suit, the 42 Duct Tape Bathrobe, the Caution Tape Cape, and the Fruitopia bottle are passed on during Second Session. During First Session, the Jester position also exists and is passed down. Also passed down are three Turkey Hill "grails", which represent a Session 1 Trinity of "The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost."

Electric Tree

The Electric Tree is a particular tree on Hartman Green that has an electrical outlet installed at the base of its trunk (although there are actually at least two such tress). This tree is used to play They Might Be Giants songs on the last day of each session, after the Passionfruit. This last traditional event is always bittersweet, and lasts until the second before class starts. It always ends with the song "The End of the Tour." This tradition has been observed since at least 1998.

In recent years there has not been time for any other TMBG songs, and only "The End Of The Tour" has been played.

Saratoga Springs (Skidmore)

Passionfruit at Skidmore takes place at 5:00 A.M on the last day of session. Students are then seen wandering around trying to shake off headaches caused by excessive amounts of high-fructose corn syrup and sleep deprivation. Everyone who is able to get out of bed is invited, and everyone meets out by the door of Howe-Rounds. Everyone then troops over to the back field behind the gym, and settle down on blankets and watch the sun rise. After a while, the Emperors/Empresses decide it's time for Passionfruit.

The nevermores and nomores get together and lead the procession through the haze down to the hill above the duck pond. Here the nevermores and nomores (nomores are allowed to participate, but this is mostly frowned upon, exempting certain people) form a seated circle and everyone else sits outside to quietly observe.

The actual Passionfruit Juice is a secret mix of juices only known to the RAs at this point, and the RAs coordinate the purchase of the drink. The drink is poured out and all the members of the circle get a glass. The Empresses make the first speeches, and the designation of speakers proceeds counter-clockwise around the circle. Most speeches are rather short (it is all you can manage at that hour), but all end with the line, "I love CTY and I love the Passionfruit." After this is spoken, everyone takes a sip of their drink. The last speeches are given by the current Emperors.

Before the event, the Passionfruit Royalty agree on their successors, and each announces one (if a current monarch is missing, his or her same-gender counterpart fulfills his/her role). Eligible candidates are onemores. At this point the new royalty can make brief remarks and thanks. Once they are done, everyone packs up and goes home. There is generally a gigantic hugfest, that is broken up after a while by overzealous RA's.

Los Angeles (LMU)

Passionfruit at LMU is on the last morning at 5:30 A.M. and is only for nevermores, where they share confidential stories that cannot be repeated to anyone else unless stated otherwise. Nomores cannot attend unless they gain permission from the dean. It is rumored that coveted Black Lanyards are handed out at the end of the event.

In 08.1, numerous acceptions were made to Nomores who were 100% sure they weren't going to return. In order to attend, one had to do the following.

• Be 100% sure that they aren't returning
• Be at least in their second year at the site
• Talk to Jason Boring

The Writer of this article was offered the option to go to Passionfruit as a hypothetical nomore, but he chose not to, as he is going to return in 09.1.

Black Lanyards were handed out leading up to 07.1, but starting in 08.1, they were no longer handed out as people were coming back, wearing them, pretending to be from Hopkins. As of 08.1, C-Bad attempted to dye student lanyards with Passionfruit Juice, we unfortunately learned that Dark green and pink don't mix well.

In 08.2, CTY Lanyards dyed dark green were given to the nevermores at Passionfruit.

JHU

Passionfruit has been an on-again, off-again tradition for Johns Hopkins University. As of 08.1, 08.2, and 09.1, Passionfruit started at 6:30, with the nevermores forming a tight circle on the General Slope, and everyone else (anyone was allowed to come to Passionfruit) forming a circle around them. The nevermores all share a memory, then the rest of the group each shares memories. After each memory, and after the entire ceremony, the Passionfruit juice is drunk, along with the customary phrase, "I love CTY and I love the Passionfruit". An emperor and empress from the onemores are chosen, and then Passionfruit ends.