User:Knight7770

The name printed on my card is Alex Kohanski. Most people don't call me that. I have a(n incomplete) list of things people call me:

• Kohanski
• Bitchface Kobitchface
• Bitchface
• Skiski
• Kopantski
• Skank
• Hokanski
• Axel Hokanski
• Hanskiko
• The Manski Kohanski
• The Manski
• The Womanski
• Skankobitch
• Hair
• Alekski Kohanski
• Xela Isknahok
• Riff Raff
• Scott
• Matt
• The Gadfly of Love
• Yoda
• Lampshade

I've taken some classes at CTY: LAT1.LAN.08.1 GRK1.LAN.09.1 ETYM.LAN.09.2 WRT3.B.LAN.10.1 LOGC.C.LAN.10.2

The Notebook of Horrible Ideas

I decided to keep a notebook of horrible ideas during 10.2. Here they are. Ideas with a + have been done to my knowledge.

- Say "derp" when you orgasm ~Marnie
+ This notebook
+ Putting bales of hay in front of gravel ~F&M
- Climbing the Scrabble ~Jonah
+ Humanities courses ~Everyone who's taken a math course
+ Driving to Canada during intersession ~Eloise
+ Driving to Canada ~Jonah
+ Canada ~Jonah + Protection + "Erik, this is my brother." ~Alex Pressman - Safety first + Filling someone's hat with vaseline - "I'm so awesome, I can make out with my girlfriend anywhere!" ~RA Sam - Drinking 4 Red Bulls and playing ultimate in 105 degree weather ~RA Sam - Ripping the top off an Axe can, putting it in front of you, and not moving ~RA Sam - "Enter cafeteria; go apeshit" ~Graeme - "Adderall: Can't pass without it!" ~Ad in bathroom - Spray painting a fenced-in bench gold - Getting highlights in your pubic hair ~Erik + PDA rules + Ordered society ~Bitchface - Women discussing their birth canals ~Graeme - RHPS as a first date ~Ramsey - Racing golf carts on the quad - Convincing your instructor you get a break every hour - Opening an umbrella directly in front of someone ~Jonah - Giving people who are imprisoned for life WMDs ~Torrence + Discussing whether you can know that you know anything - 5 second rule on Schnader porch ~Declan - Going farther into a guy's anus to try to impregnate him ~Erik + "On a scale of edgy to ironic, where's the Holocaust?" - Hump a stump ~Silver - Switching all the students in one class with the students in another without the teachers noticing + End a story with "And then I thought about child molestation" ~Declan - Blammo with guns + Slapping your teacher across the face ~Justine + Taping pizza to a door and leaving it there ~Justine - Sistery bondage ~Bitchface - Telling your girlfriend that if wiffleball were a person you'd break up with her ~Graeme - When you say "orgasm", derp ~Jonah - Sitting on a bed totally naked drinking Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade and masturbating vigorously ~Jonah - Doing the above in front of people ~Bitchface + Running into someone's room, jumping into the trash can, and saying "It's funny because I'm in the trash!" ~Theo + Running into someone's room, stealing something, and running out screaming "Ahahaha! Yes!" ~Theo - "There are scissors if you need to open the hole more." + Interracial lesbian poop porn ~Literotica - Eating breasted shits ~Graeme/Bitchface - Shitfucking (your son's) monster meat ~Literotica - Read teh idea 3 above this while having sex ~Graeme - 31 Dogs in a Room as a movie ~Jonah - A play about the dichotomy between unbroken and broken glass ~Ariel - EpiSpear ~Graeme - EpiTrident ~Graeme - Naming your child Kotel ~Declan/Bitchface - Placing Mentos into 3 bottles of soda in the middle of the quad successfully ~Jonah - Preschool basketball ~Graeme + Playing Pokemon every day but never leaving Pallet Town ~Jonah - A reality show called "God Dammit, Charlene!" ~Jonah/Kleo + Awkward question squad ~Lilly/Erik - Breaking the PDF rules ~Sam Fomon + Triple crotch-shot ~Bitchface/Noah - Rotten asscheeks ~Noah + Becoming a master baiter ~Ramsey - Getting a masters degree in baiting ~Ramsey - Covering your jaundice with more jaundice ~Graeme - Long-distance makeout ~Bitchface/Noah + Not blinking as a pasttime ~Tess - A water fountain/urinal ~Bitchface - Eating this book ~Tess - Putting a metal rod in your penis ~Ramsey - Grinding the gay out of you ~Sam Fomon - Being a masturbating 5th wheel ~Bitchface/Noah + Chewing on pens without pen cases ~Alec - Inhaling flaming dicks - Stabbing each other in the foot with heels repeatedly ~Kris - Duct taping your penis to your leg and getting a boner ~Noah - Making a store called "A Store" ~Bitchface - Losing all control of your penis ~Gleb - Having a penis the size of a million penises including itself ~Dennis/Bitchface - Coming bricks ~Graeme - "...like the cool people at 4chan do." ~Gleb